San Francisco 49ers Forever

In a move that will piss off a lot of people, let’s call them stupid people, the 49ers signed newly released free agent and their biggest nemesis from their biggest rival, Richard Sherman. of the Seattle Seahawks.  Sherman reportedly signed a 3 year, $39 mill deal ($5 mill guaranteed) a couple hours ago. His tour of suitors lasted exactly one team, and he obviously wanted to stay on the West coast, so he did the deed as his own agent to boot.

Frankly, it is a pretty risky move to sign a guy coming off an achilles injury, but Sherman assured everyone he’d be ready come June. Sherman has been a little injury-prone lately, but he’s relatively young as 29 (well, 30 in March 30th), and the premier CB in the past 7 seasons. He leads the lead since 2011 in interceptions at 37, passes defended, and completion percentage against.

As risky as this move is,  you have to think that the team has done its diligence, and John Lynch, no slouch himself where it comes to being a defensive back, has to be licking his chops at gaining Sherman. I think it’s a great move. I also think it is a poke in the eye to Pete Carroll. Which I really dig. What do you think?

The Seattle Seahawks seemed to have thrown in the towel on the 2018 season, and it is barely March. In stunning news, the Hawks have traded Michael Bennett for Philly WR Marcus Johnson and a 5th round pick.  The Seahawks, a team that has been squirting oil in recent years as they have tried to maintain their dominance of the NFC West saw them miss the playoffs last year as they jettisoned players now seem to be in full rebuild mode.

To top it off, injured Richard Sherman has been saying his goodbyes to teammates all day today amid the silence of the hawks. Not exactly a precipitous fall, but one that has been accelerated by these recent moves.

As far as rebuilding goes for the Seahawks, they have little cap room (4th least), and they have 2 picks in the first 4 rounds of the draft (picks 18 and 120), so they are going to have to be fairly creative in getting fresh players and fielding a competitive team. Like cutting Sherman to free up $11 million.

Methinks Pete Carroll may revisit the college ranks in 2019.

Don;t worry, Bergs, I’ll bring that Watchtower video to this thread. Cool stuff. I hadn’t seen that before. Anyhow, speaking of free agency and the draft, the team’s needs are obvious. In no particular order, they are:

• Wide Receiver
• Cornerback
• Guard
• Pass Rusher
• (Possibly) Inside Linebacker (if Reuben is cut)
• (Possibly) Running Back (if Carlos isn’t re-signed)

Given that free agency starts on March 14th, we will start getting answers soon. There are a shit-ton of WRs out there, as well as some top flight CBs as well. I would like to see a mix of draft picks and free agents for these spots. By the time 9 rolls around, any number of the guys they want could be gone. So holding out hope for one guy is not really an option. The backup plans will be in full play.

Given that, I have no idea. Trumaine Johnson and Kyle Fuller are fully viable options at CB that would instantly improve the secondary. Denzel Ward is also a possibility in the draft. Get one FA and one Ward, and our CBs are pretty solid. WR? There are a boatload available in free agency. Two of the top guys, Jarvis Landry and Josh Gordon, are super head-cases. Landry isn’t the suspension machine that Gordon is, so I’d pass on these guys. Marquise Lee from the Jags could be an under-the-radar guy who shines in a more prolific offense, and Allen Robinson, another Jag, could be big here.

Shit, I don’t know. The options are endless, and even the pros get this shit all wrong.

I think our first pick is . . .

• Tremaine Edwards – (if Reuben Foster goes down) –
• Denzel Ward – (if not)

. . . the ground hits hard. In the grand recent tradition of elite Niner linebackers making stupid decisions, Aldon Smith is on the run again. Well, he just checked into rehab again after beating and biting a woman a la Mike Tyson. He fled the scene but later checked into rehab, at the behest of his abused fiance’s parents. No one at this point knows which facility, but Smith has avoided jail for now. His suspension however, likely gets another 1/2 season to full season tacked on depending on the outcome here.

How this relates to the 49ers of course is the newly minted out-of-control linebacker Reuben Foster has 2 quick arrests under his belt, a failed drug test, and a confrontation with the medical staff at last year’s combine. Foster seems to be fast-tracking his descendancy from the top, but of course his future lies with him. He likely faces a 6 game suspension, as this seems to be the norm in the NFL’s inexplicable inability to face this issue head-on. See Ezekiel Elliott and his dance through the maze of the NFL’s on-again-off-again-play-don’t-play machinations. Now the NFL is suing the Cowboys to recoup the money spent in court dealing with Elliott.

Going forward the NFL is likely to say, fuck it. We aren’t going to continues our overreach in determining suspensions for players that fuck up. Ray Rice and Greg Hardy, both convicted of domestic abuse, were welcomed back by their teams, or signed by other teams, with little done. Ben Roethlisberger famously bought his way out of conviction for sexual assault, and the league is rife with malcontents and ne’er-do-wells.  The league feels it can impose suspensions on players through their code of conduct, but really, the NFL isn’t a judiciary system that CAN impose punishment. The NFLPA is also stink-worthy on this as they were the ones smearing the victim in Elliott’s case.

Then the court battle began with Elliott suing the NFL to vacate his suspension, losing, winning his appeal and not being suspended, to taking the case all the way to the US 5th Circuit Court of Appeals, who upheld the suspension.  Elliott then got an emergency stay and played a couple more games before taking his suspension.

The problem here is it took the NFL over a year to figure this shit out, and after the investigation, they went round and round on appeals, injunctions, and stays to the tune of millions spent in court. $2 million according the the NFL, who wants the Cowboys to pay them back for legal fees.

What do we do? Wait for the chips to fall, or for Reuben to stupid himself out of the league. All Foster has to do is look at Aldon Smith to see how bad it can go.

I managed to stumble across the NFL Network yesterday and saw the thrilling WR drills where guys run crossing patterns and catch balls thrown at them from all angles. Then some deep balls. Needless to say, 3 minutes in and you are bored silly. I get the gist of combines to see the work habits of guys, gauge their speed and ability to adjust to thrown balls, but to base a lot of your strategy on drafting folks from these types of things is nutzo.

Yeah, back in the day I could run these WR drills and not have too much problem with them. Put me in pads and have Lawrence Taylor crash into me, and they’d might as well dig a hole and plant me there, cuz I’d be dead. Renaldo Nehemiah is a prime example of this. I give Bill Walsh credit for thinking outside the box, but the Skeets experience left a lot to be desired. Sure, Bullet Bob Hayes worked out, and other speedsters have made careers, but straight-ahead speed rarely translates into anything but ‘Hey, he’s fast. Hit him once, and he’s an alligator.’

If they worked these guys out in pads it might make a little more sense. better yet, look at their college tape. Jerry Rice is example of the other side of this. He didn’t work out well as a combine guy, but put him in pads with a football to chase down, and no one could catch him. Route running isn’t a skill that necessarily translates to a combine atmosphere as well. Freddy Biletnikoff wasn’t a burner, nor was Steve Largent, Dwight Clark, or Jerry GOAT. However, they could get open on just about any route. And that was when DBs could basically mug you till the ball was in the air.

So all the hooraw around 40 times makes me laugh a little as teams ignore a guy like Keenan Allen (gawd I wanted us to draft him), who left miles of tape showing his ability, while drooling over Darius Heyward-Bey and Jonathan Baldwin (and of course A.J. Jenkins).

Word from Ian Rapoport is that the Carolina Panthers are looking to franchise their kicker (!) Graham Gano and let their premier guard Andrew Norwell hit the free agent market. Norwell of course is an all-pro and rated as one of the top 4 guards in the league. The coin would likely be $12.5 mill a year as the last 2 guards who got their coin got $11.5 mill (Raiders guard Gabe Jackson), and $12 mill (Kevin Zeitler, Browns).

The reason being money of course. If they franchise George Norwell. then the Carols have to pay him upwards of $14 mill for that one year. Thing is though, it’s pretty short-sighted to let the guy walk when he’s a top guy, and the Cowboys are set to hand the keys to the bank to guard Zach Martin since his rookie deal is done. He stands to make $14 mill, if not more, himself, so the market for guards is high. And it even gets higher with Quentin Nelson looking to come off the draft board in the top 5.

So, if Animal Farm is really coming out, we’d better be ready with our own bank truck.

The police blotter watch started early this year, and, as suspected since there’s nothing but time before anything happens, the Niners are sitting on their hands as the details are sorted out. If this was October 20, or even late August, the decision to do something about Foster would be in the forefront. But in this age of crazy noise happening every day, the news cycle is in hyper-drive, overdrive, light-speed, however you want to put it, his status is not even a blip anymore. Everyone will wait to see if the Santa Clara District Attorney’s office presses charges, and for what the charges are.

So, other than that, the only news is the 49ers hired Chris Kiffin to bolster their pass rush. Yes, the anemic pass rush that was in the bottom 5. last year. Kiffin of course is the son of Monte Kiffin, architect of the Tampa 2 defense, and one of the top DCs of all time. Chris’s brother however is a mixed bag of squirrelly. Lane was a huge flame-out as head coach of the Oakland Raiders and was fired midway through his 2nd season with a 5-15 record. He burned bridges all over the college football landscape, most notably USC and Tennessee, amid calling out Florida coach Urban Meyer for recruiting violations, which in itself was a violation, and is now coaching the Florida Atlantic U Owls. A giant step down from the heights of the SEC.

His brother Chris has followed a less incendiary path and now leavers the shadow of his dad and brother as the pass rushing coach, taking over for Jason Tarver, who moved on to Vanderbilt as their new DC.

So, all in all, I’d rather be in Philadelphia? Either that, or the hope is this is the last time we have to go through the fun of watching a player get arrested.

Just when you thought things were going too well with Jimmy G and all the positivity, Reuben Foster was arrested for domestic violence, assault, and a weapons charge for allegedly possessing an assault rifle in Los Gatos over the weekend. Right. This makes the pot bust look like a puff of smoke. For a kid who dropped out of the top 5 of the draft board because of character and injury issues, it looks like he didn’t get the memo that this kind of stuff matters. Duh. Looks like the 49ers intend to hold on to their league leading 17 arrests since 2012.

John Lynch is instantly put under the microscope for signing the guy in the first place. He said they did their due diligence regarding Foster and he was assured that Foster wasn’t going to go off half-cocked so to speak, but the thing is, this is the latest of many infractions big and small. Foster failed (diluted) a drug test last year before the combine, he was sent home from the NFL combine after nearly getting into a fight with a guy trying to draw his blood, and of course the pot bust last month in Alabama.

The only good news about this is the 49ers have time before the draft and free agency to make the decision to cut him. As they gather more info, they probably will.

So, that coin flip with the Raiders look VERY important now as the Raiders have their eye on Roquan Smith from Georgia who looks to be the 1st ILB drafted and we are suddenly looking for an inside linebacker. Dumbass.

Well, there you go. The Niners avoided all the machinations of dissing a guy by franchising him, and went all in (and then some) on Jimmy Garoppolo. His contract extension calls for 5 years at a cool $27.5 mill per year for a total of $137.5 mill. This of course is the largest per-year deal in the NFL, but soon it will be passed by the likes of Aaron Rodgers, Kirk Cousins, Matt Ryan, and Drew Brees. On a per year basis anyway. But that’s the bar as of now.

I got the years right anyway. I had it around $18 mill per. Horseshoes and hand grenades, amirite?

Anyhow, the 49ers have set themselves up early in this new season as at the least a dark horse candidate to make some playoff noise given that they have a lot of draft picks, and fairly high ones at that, they still have around $80+ million in cap space, and a new GM/HC combo that is working together like a well-oiled machine.

Got to be fairly exciting news. Can’t wait to see what they come up with in free agency. Wide receivers must be thinking “hmmm, not a bad spot to land.” The team in general looks like a great place to land. Selah is a respected DC and the team has a log of positives all of a sudden.

Bring it on.

OK, fuck the Eagles. Their time is over. Here come the 49ers!

Right. As these front office wonks showed before, they can go from the outhouse to the penthouse and back again in fairly quick fashion. The problem being it took 8 years for the owners to figure out what they were doing as they had no idea how to run a team. Denise York didn’t want to run it so she gave it to her hubby, Dr. Kedorkian.

York of course decided to run the team like a AAA baseball team in Pudunk, Iowa. He removed all evidence of franchise success, and started charging players for water bottles, among other things, stripped the team of talent (mainly due to the mismanagement of D Clark and Carmen Policy), where the previous owner was lavish with his gifts and treatment of his players.  Dr. Dork eventually got tired of being vilified daily by a press corps that is pretty lenient and gave the team to his young son, Tweetin’ Jed York.

His tenure as well has been rocky to say the least. Jed took over before the 2009 season, and under Jed, they went from the outhouse to the penthouse by hiring St Jim Harbaugh and firing Aluminum Mike Singletary.  to the outhouse in equally spectacular fashion, jettisoning St Jim and keeping the inept GM in favor of Jimmy Bag-of-Donuts and Trent (I’ve-never-met-a-blown-out-ACL-I-didn’t love) Baalke.  Throw in a grandiose contract to a college coach gone sour and you have 12-4 and a visit to the NFC Championship game to 2-14 and an express pass to Shittytown in three short seasons.

From the ‘we don’t hang NFC Championship banners’ as the team went into a tailspin due to his bad decision to back Baalke instead of Harbaugh, to signing Kaepernick to a team friendly deal and then stab him in the back by letting all the talent go, tweeting ‘pathetic’ after a galling loss, to watching banners fly over the stadium begging him to sell the team, he seems to be righting the ship.

The hire of Kyle Shanahan was a good hire, and his family has a history with the team as his dad was OC when the Niners won their last Super Bowl. The John Lynch hire, while risky, seems to have paid off in a big way. Lynch got more in one draft than Baalke got in his 6 and the team finished strong in 2017 despite being waylaid by injuries and a fairly bare cupboard talent-wise.

Now of course the pendulum seems to be heading back to the penthouse. Yes, the niners are thin at a lot of positions, and they lack quality skill players. Well, except for our once and future QB, Jimmy Garoppolo. His accomplishments for these last 5 games of the 2017 season shouldn’t be taken lightly. Three of the five wins came at the expense of playoff teams fighting for seedings. And even Houston and Chicago had solid defenses. So, the onus is there to sign Jimmy G and to forego the franchise route. As we are currently seeing with Cousins and Washington (and plenty of other cases),  you  build up a lot of animosity tagging someone. Especially your starting QB.

Word is, we are getting close to signing Garoppolo now rather than later. The bar is set with Alex Smith and his $23.5 mill per year/$94 mill deal (and $71 mill guaranteed!). While Jimmy G won’t get Smith money (!), he should get something close. I’d think around the $16-18 mill range. Maybe 5 years, $90 mill. $60 guaranteed. Hey, it ain’t my money.

Here’s the story re: Jimmy G.

https://www.ninersnation.com/2018/2/4/16970078/jimmy-garoppolo-contract-extension-rumors-reports-49ers