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10 Days till the Draft – all Quiet in the NFC West

Well, there is this. Brock Purdy apparently saved a newscaster and her dog from getting attacked by a coyote in the Bernal Heights neighborhood where Purdy was filming (surprise) a John Deere commercial. “We’re shooting this commercial on a hill … Continue reading

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Meanwhile . . .

Well, nothing. Fuck OJ. Word on the street is we are looking to extend the contract of . . . Deommodore Lenoir!! Aiyuk? Well, still negotiating I suppose. At least the chatter has slowed. Just get the shit done. Anyhow, … Continue reading

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OJ Dead at 76

OJ Simpson died yesterday at the age of 76. Dead of cancer. The feel-good story out of Potrero Hill and CCSF who became a Hall of Fame running back for Buffalo, the first back to rush for over 2,000 yards … Continue reading

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 Welcome Tight End Eric Saubert  

Nope. No Brandon Aiyuk trade bullshit to bandy about here. Like all the hooraw around Nick Bosa last year, and Deebo the year before, this is all a media-fueled frenzy of steaming bullshit. They will sign him. I will say … Continue reading

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Gregory Gone – Brock Wright Matched

Erstwhile underachiever Randy Gregory is looking for greener pastures in Tampa Bay as we showed no interest in keeping him, and Brock Wright was matched by the Deetroit Lions, thus depriving us once again of a backup TE that can … Continue reading

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No News is Slow News

Well, there is this. The 49ers are trying to address their black hole at back up tight end by offering restricted free agent Deetroit Lions TE Brock Wright a deal. Deetroit’s offer is 1 year at $3 mill. No word … Continue reading

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Here We Go Again, Maybe

Here we are again trying to sign a budding star to a deal. Lynch didn’t even bother with DeFo Buckner, he waited forever with Deebo and Bosa, to the detriment of both players, and did pretty well with warner and … Continue reading

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Young Chased – Spring has Sprung

Spring hit with a vengeance as temps roared up to the mid-70s these past couple days. Good times. A funny thing happened on the way to the bank. Chase Young signed a one year $13 million deal with the Saints, … Continue reading

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The Dust is Settling

Plenty of moves this free agency, so let’s just wee what we got. Gone are a 7th round pick, Arik Armstead, Isaiah Oliver, Oren Burks, Sam Darnold, Clelin Ferrell, and Charlie Woerner. Here are Maliek Collins, Jordan Elliott, Yetur Gross-Matos, … Continue reading

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Busy Little Beavers

I need a fricking scorecard to keep up with the doings on these 49ers. Since Eric Kendricks gave up on his shot to win a Super Bowl and instead picked Dallas, the 49ers signed De’Vondre Campbell, recently on the Packers. … Continue reading

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