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Lifelong SF 49ers, SF Giants, and Golden State Warriors fan

Darnold the #2 – Trey Gone?

Man, this team is really weird. It seems that every guy the brain trust trades up for (Trey Lance, Trey Sermon, Javon Kinlaw, Brandon Aiyuk, Reuben Foster, Joe Williams) has either been dog-housed for months, cratered, been cut, traded, or … Continue reading

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An Enigma Wrapped in a Riddle Surrounded by a Football

Nick Bosa, who erased his sketchy Twitter past, and is not one to post much, posted a pic of New York City. Coincidentally, where his agent’s office is. I guess it means something. I hope it means something. All I … Continue reading

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The Curse is Broken!

The 49ers beat Russell Wilson! Yeah, whatever. Still and all, some needed good news for a few guys on the team. Namely Trey Lance, Cameron Latu, and Nick Moody. Ronnie Bell has solidified his spot as a backup WR and … Continue reading

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Pre-Season Game Deux – Horsing Around

Well, here we are at Game II of the exciting preseason shitstorm that is the 49ers QB situation. Reports are Purdy is either ‘likely’ or ‘not likely’ to play tomorrow, because you can’t tip off the opponent regarding who will … Continue reading

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Dust Bunny Musings

Hey, I don’t know. But seeing as the Trey Lance hope train is losing steam, let’s take a look at the draft record for the current brain trust. My contention is the fact we gave away the farm for Lance … Continue reading

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Rookie Jitters / Lance Can’t Dance

Pretty sloppy effort all around today, but hey, it’s all backups all the time. Shanny did no favors for his young QB by telegraphing the fact that every play was gonna be a throw to start the game. It wasn’t … Continue reading

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Here We Go!

Lance gets a full half. Will he last through the quarter? I guess the question is, will Shanny use Lance as a runner? Like he said he woouldn’t? I haven’t railed on Shanny’s (mis)use of Lance lately, but the point … Continue reading

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The Bosa Particle

Pay the guy already. It shouldn’t be too hard to sgn him for 5/$160 mill art $32 mill per season. Joey can’t even stay on the field and he gets a monster payday. Same with TJ Watt. Bosa had the … Continue reading

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Happy Campers?

Got to say, I love Grant Cohn if only for his moronic takes reporting on the 49ers. He ripped Kyle Shanahan after day 1 of practice last Thursday when the quarterbacks in the fold did pretty poorly. Purdy didn’t practice, … Continue reading

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The Usual Power Rankings Blather – QB Edition

These stupid ranking systems are as useful as the ether they are printed on, but this is pretty funny. No love for the 49ers Brock Purdy despite his strong showing coming off the bench as the 3rd string QB to … Continue reading

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