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Lifelong SF 49ers, SF Giants, and Golden State Warriors fan

Pro Bowl! Pro Bowl? Kittle Extenze?

Rumor still I guess, but hey, sign Kittle. Haven’t seen anything official, but if you do that sign Greenlaw to a incentive-laden one year deal worth his while. Say what you will about his injury problem of late, he’s absolute … Continue reading

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Super Fuck LIX Dicks

Well, that was a catastrophe. The Bills nce again came up short in their quest to knock off the Kansas City Refs. 3rd and 3 and TE Kincaid catches a pass and falls 1/2 a yard past the line. The … Continue reading

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Back to the Future . . .

Or, journey to the past, I guess. Well, the stars aligned for us this time. After a season of fuckups, bad timing, stupid machinations, bad breaks, 12,000 penalties, and a ton of injuries, the football Gods threw a wrench into … Continue reading

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More Playoff Fun

Hopefully the real playoffs start this weekend. Last week’s games were really about separating the contenders from the pretenders. Only the battle between the Buccos and the Commandos was any fun. I was hoping Baker Mayfield would get another playoff … Continue reading

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Playoffs! Playoffs? PLAYOFFS!?!?!?!?!?

So far so suck. I guess this is what you get when you leave the barn door open for a lot of teams to get into the playoff hunt. Jim Harbaugh led the used-to-be-Carmen-Sandiego Chargers to a slow dull death … Continue reading

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Happy Talk – Cheap Talk

Where do I start? The fact that Klay Kubiak’s promotion is nothing more than a different title on his bidness card? Per Kyle the chicken-hearted: “I thought he did an awesome job. Klay’s role is going to be the same … Continue reading

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99 Problems . . .

Super Bowl hangoverFront office shenanigans with BA and Trent WilliamsThe injury problemThe drafting of Ricky PearsallThe shooting of Ricky PearsallThe ultra-soft defense (#1 issue)Repeated special teams disasters (#2 on the issue list)Play callingRed zone play callingShanny’s dependence on the starsShanny … Continue reading

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Turn Out the Lights, the Party’s Over

Huh. It only took 18 weeks to blitz Warner. Last Game-day thread. Guerendo already wasted.

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Nothing from Nothing Leaves Nothing

You gotta have something if you want to be with me . . . I guess all we have left is for Jauan Jennings to get to 1,000 yards and surpass Deebo as our #1 guy. Until BA comes back … Continue reading

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Well, That Sucked

We all knew the defense was aweful, and we knew special teams has been a pretty big disaster, but the concerning thing to me has been the interceptions thtown by Purdy coming down the stretch here. These last three games … Continue reading

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