Can You Spell Quintez Cephus??

If anything the 49ers are cornering the market on WRs with odd names. The latest is Quintez (Bo) Cephus, 5th round pick in 2020 of the Deeetroit Lions. Middling to nothing stat-wise as he’s coming off a foot injury, but our WR corps had another setback yesterday with the hamstring pull suffered by Jacob Cowing.

I think it might be time to hire a training staff that is familiar with football.

These hockey guys don’t seem to be doing their job very well. We are constantly the most injured team in the league.

Fuck. Sign Amari Cooper. He’s available isn’t he?

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32 Responses to Can You Spell Quintez Cephus??

  1. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    EquaCepheous BoRicky PearCow St.Browning.

    TOUCHDOWN!! 🀣

  2. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    49ers injury updates: Jacob Cowing is the latest 49ers’ WR to suffer an injury – Niners Nation https://share.google/mNR4bcnRguRcI9Lst

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Get Amari Cooper

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      Yeah all we are doing is dicking around in hope that everyone gets fully healthy. That shit just doesn’t happen with us.

  4. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    Mykel is involved with the hammy campers too. Seems like an epidemic.

    49ers’ big β€” and big-bodied β€” rookie D-linemen draw a crowd at training camp – The Athletic https://share.google/1Rso6n2Nd4Yj4RJhk

  5. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    Wondering if Michael Thomas might be looking for a new home too?

    Veteran WR expresses interest in joining 49ers amidst injuries | 49ers Webzone https://share.google/u4ryHFljHZsqL17KE

  6. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    Go get it Nick.

    Nick Bosa: I definitely think this group can win a Super Bowl – NBC Sports https://share.google/YzFwcF440gvs4iO0Q

  7. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    What?

    A deep ball completion?

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Did the WR get hurt on the play?

  9. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    49ers rookie Mykel Williams already impressing Trent Williams – NBC Sports Bay Area & California https://share.google/52Y2vnJ1F6EbPtjfS

  10. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Renardo Green hurt his leg, possibly a hammy.

  11. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    The Shanny Hammy Whammy

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    The Shanahammy Shimmy. Limp like a wounded dog.

    Fuck this. I thought these guys all stayed in shape in the offseason.

  13. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Here we go again

  14. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    Here you go Chuck. Another hammy and calls for Amari. Shit is getting deep in Camp Hammy.

    49ers urged to add veteran WR amid depth concerns | 49ers Webzone https://www.49erswebzone.com/articles/192551-49ers-urged-veteran-depth-concerns/

  15. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49ER says:

    Isn’t this encouraging?

    Greg Joseph missed two of four field goal attempts and Jake Moody missed one of four. Neither of these kickers is particularly good. The 49ers might need to sign a third

  16. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    I might kick the tires at WR Gabe Davis (though he’s had injury histories as well)but he’s a big body deep threat potential and end the red zone.Lots of big plays with Allen in Buffalo,Still only 26 just another weapon for Purdy and Shanny to use with the uncertainty at the WR position.. A lot younger then both Cooper,Keenan Allen etc as well..

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Do it. We need decent guys at least. St. Alphonzo and Bocephus ain’t gonna cut it.

  18. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    DE Tarron Jackson taken off the 49er practice field on a back board, then to hospital. Let’s hope he is OK.

    An injury requiring hospitalization during non padded practice can sometimes trigger league punishment of the team.

  19. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    9ers signed CB Eli Apple to a 1 year contract, makes me wonder if the Renardo Green injury is more serious?

  20. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Jennings left the practice field with a calf injury, at least its not another hammy.

    Green and Cowing are expected back before the Raiders pre season game 8/16 so that’s some good news.

  21. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Chrisrt. JJ is about to sign a 2 year deal.

  22. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    New thread is up.

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