We suck. This’ll be my first game at the new digs, and it’ll be a stretch to say the team is rolling, or even showing up prepared. Gonna meet up with Irish Kevin and grab a beer or 3. Bringing a couple of the kids as well. Fun? We’ll see.
As far as the game? Shit. Who knows? We look like a 3-13 team after another week one peak. Crazy enough, we were doing better last year. I thought last year’s defense was bad. This year’s version is flat awful. Yeah, they’ve been hurt, and losing Ian Williams is still hurting, but they give up 15 yard runs 8 times a game.
The offense? Well, the fact that we are on to Kaepernick says something about:
a) Gabbert;
b) A renegotiated Kappie contract
c) A molasses-like run game
Christian Ponder, get ready. I have a little hope that Kaepernick will improve as the season goes along, mainly because he’s playing for his future in New York. Or Denver. Both those teams are not in any better QB shape as they were when the season started.
The Tampa Bags? Another fairly unimpressive team that at the beginning of the year I thought would be a fairly easy win. For us, I mean. Now of course all bets are off. We are less than the sum of our parts. A collection of players with no direction, and no plan. A front office with no clue and no organization. A miasma of middle managers muddying up the works. I don’t know. I will say though that my son talked me into making a couple of bag to wear over our heads. Yes, an improvement, and no, its not a fly-by . . .
Go Warriors . . .
Forty Niners Forever 
Have a beer or 2 for me as well guys.
We’re gonna need to numb the pain the rest of the way unfortunately.
I’m guessing this game is as good as any to predict a win, short of our putrid Run D making ‘Quizz look like the second coming of Shady McCoy.
9ers – 27
Bucs – 21
I’m actually looking forward to what might be flying overhead during these home games.
The D is so bad they may be the first team to draft fans out of the stands to play a few downs. If they grab you Chuck, remember to stick on a helmet and pray. Let us know if you sight any flybys.
There’s this thing called slow-mo. and then there is the Niner’s running game. It’s just one step beyond pause.
Even though we suck it’s still a Niner game. Have some fun.
There’s this flying thingy overhead folks…………what’s that writing? Folks we have our binoculars on it………….U SUCK JED…….oops we must break for commercial!
I’m a malignant tumor with eyes.
boo hoo.
Trump touched my pussy!
Itsw
Skeebers lets me wash his balls.
While the cat’s away, the mice will play. Have a nice day.
Melody’s crushin on Chuck!
Please fire someone. Somebody has to walk the plank and jump into the sea of despair.
We just set the franchise record for most rushing yardage given up in consecutive games. Ever. First six game losing streak since 2008. Yippee.
9-0 can still get us in the playoffs. 8-1 and we could sneak in.
D sucks more than ever. 34-17 ouch!
I know Bowman and Armstrong are out but this might be the worst set of inside LBs I have seen start for a Niner team. The defensive line does not 2 gap well. Can the coaching staff adjust? It doesn’t look like it. They need to start pushing up field and shooting the gaps. Our coach is being obtuse. He is making them play his system instead of utilizing their natural skills. Our bad LBs have no chance behind a D-line being misused.
I love Tom Brady. He’s dreamy.
why don’t people like me?
When a team is this bad somebody must walk the plank. There’s no choices available. Jed to keep his leadership has to make a move soon. Fire some people! Sure it’s not reasonable, but to charge people money to watch this time of ineptness at the pro level is not decent at all.
My name is really sophrosyne. I go to Ann all girls school.