Game Day! Oh Shit . . . That’s Right . . .

We suck. This’ll be my first game at the new digs, and it’ll be a stretch to say the team is rolling, or even showing up prepared. Gonna meet up with Irish Kevin and grab a beer or 3. Bringing a couple of the kids as well. Fun? We’ll see.

As far as the game? Shit. Who knows? We look like a 3-13 team after another week one peak. Crazy enough, we were doing better last year. I thought last year’s defense was bad. This year’s version is flat awful. Yeah, they’ve been hurt, and losing Ian Williams is still hurting, but they give up 15 yard runs 8 times a game.

The offense? Well, the fact that we are on to Kaepernick says something about:

a) Gabbert;

b) A renegotiated Kappie contract

c) A molasses-like run game

Christian Ponder, get ready. I have a little hope that Kaepernick will improve as the season goes along, mainly because he’s playing for his future in New York. Or Denver. Both those teams are not in any better QB shape as they were when the season started.

The Tampa Bags? Another fairly unimpressive team that at the beginning of the year I thought would be a fairly easy win. For us, I mean. Now of course all bets are off. We are less than the sum of our parts. A collection of players with no direction, and no plan. A front office with no clue and no organization. A miasma of middle managers muddying up the works. I don’t know. I will say though that my son talked me into making a couple of bag to wear over our heads. Yes, an improvement, and no, its not a fly-by . . .

Go Warriors . . .

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59 Responses to Game Day! Oh Shit . . . That’s Right . . .

  1. melodymaker67's avatar melodymaker67 says:

    I’m lonely.

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Did you count the drops, Bergs? VMcD, T Smith and Celek all killed drives with drops.

    But even when the entire stadium knows TB was going to run, they got 12 yards.

    Like my son said, if the games were 15 minutes long we’d be undefeated.

    Good to see Irish Kevin. He stopped by for a beer. A gorgeous day wasted.

    And NJ, just for fun, name an owner that has sold their football team for shifty attendance.

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      Chuck it’s simply a form of protest.
      Call it frustration.
      They’re too eff’n rich to care unfortunately.

      BTW, did you pick up your Kaep ‘Fro wig that seemed to be getting some TV time in the stands today?
      Unreal.

    • Berger's avatar Berger says:

      He also got some easy completions at the end of both halves to pad his stats. They were meaningless completions.

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I will say we did get a lot of positive reactions to the bags. I’ll post a pic tomorrow.

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    At best it was a little over half full today.

    I’d love to think that not going would help, and IVe certainly cut down on my attendance but the Bidwells have fielded shitty teams for decades and haven’t sold. The Bears have been a running joke for decades minus the Ditka years. Snyder ain’t giving up. He s got the golden goose now (Scotty M) besides.

    The only hope is stupid mcfuckhead wishes up.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    The QB ain’t all the be he’s not the one giving up 300 on the ground evvery week. As usual we gave up a shitload of 3rd downs. ST fuckup off the defensive stop to start the 3rd quarter.

    You are acting like skeebie, Bergs. Not a peep about Gabbert leading us to 1-4. Now the QB is a big problem?

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      It’s easy to see that whatever Chip is trying to run isn’t working.
      Be it QB or scheme, Chip is doing what he did in Philly.
      Killing his own Defense with all these 3-n-outs.
      Add to that, another Defensive scheme change which obviously isn’t working thus far.
      Neither unit is helping the other.
      Top 5 in April, here we come.

    • Berger's avatar Berger says:

      What do you mean not a peep about Gabbert? Are you joking or just revising history. Gabbert and Kap both need to go. I said Gabbert had to be replaced so we can get to Kap so we can eventually see if we have anything with Ponder. Try reading what I just wrote above. Despite our QB problems our biggest problem is the defense. Maybe you just don’t have very good reading retention.

    • Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

      I see Berger slamming the defense and one comment about your hero Kappy, Chuck, but nothing else. The dude sucks as bad as the rest of this disaster of a football team. The only light at the end of the tunnel I can see is Baalke finally getting canned.

      We might need to pool our money and hire a sniper to get rid of Jed boy.

  6. rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

    Bye bye, Joe Staley. Thanks for the memories!

  7. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

    It’s probably a good thing for Joe RT.
    He’s earned a better twilight than this garbage.
    Sh!t, deal Torrey too.
    No one seems to know how to find him anyway.

  8. rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

    1) We’ve given up 562 yards rushing in the last two games, which as I noted before, is a consecutive game all time 49er record.

    2) We’ve given up more yards rushing in 7 games in 2016 than we did in 2011. ALL of 2011.

    3) We’re on pace to give up 2962.28 yards rushing. The all time NFL record is 2971 by the 1977 Kansas City Chiefs. WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      No doubt in my mind RT.
      WE SUCK!
      This is beginning to look like the Chip Rebuild Era now.
      Question for me is, will Chip succeed with this Oregon Offense in the NFL?
      I’m having my doubts.
      Especially with the pressure he’s putting on O’Neil already.
      Doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in either guy right now if you ask me.
      Eff’n train wreck.

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    My hero? Blow me, LJ.. Bergs give Kaepernick shit for padding his stats? That’s all Gabbert does. 3rd an 12? Oooh. 4 yard completion. At least Kappy goes for the sticks.

    These guys may suck but I’d rather have CK in there. OK? No one can win when everything sucks and the defense is a sieve.

    Look, I’ve never been this disappointed since Dennis Erickson, Sing, and hfe eve of the Morabito era. This feels worse because the owner is a clueless fuck who has gone into hiding. And he’s likely running he team for the next 30 years.

  10. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    I wonder if the white coats captured V. He’s really gone off his meds this time.

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    New thread is up.

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