Are We the Plane, or the Quonset Hut?

We are still in playoff mode as the season progresses, and one has to wonder if the team can keep winning without a viable offense. Washington is another team that is a bottom-feeder that we should dispatch with ease. Thing is,, this team is always doing things like fumbling after a lengthy drive, 2 TEs crash into each other and neither catches the ball, drops, penalties, missed blitz pickups, botched snaps, asinine play calling, the list goes on. Funny thing is, the quarterback is catching heat for this. Some of it is deserved, as Kappy seems to hold the ball too long sometimes, and he has been off target more than usual lately, but a lot of it is on the other payers.

Gore never fumbles, but he did. Boldin is as sure-handed as a WR can be, and he dropped 5 in one game. The line is the best in the league, til they are injured beyond belief, and can’t block a toddler. VD and Crabs are in various states of pout mode. And the red zone offense continues to be an unsolvable mystery.

Through all this the injury-riddled defense keeps plugging away. Yes, another game that I say we should win going away. Still waiting for that to happen this year.

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170 Responses to Are We the Plane, or the Quonset Hut?

  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Do our WRs just never get open quick? I can’t understand this. I guess Stevie Wonder can’t jump.

    Nice breakup though. I think they ended up with the ball in the same place. Fuck. This offense is chuck chuck pray.

  2. VD looking for a flag after he tripped over his own two goddamn feet.
    Go paint another 15′ self-portrait you worthless selfish Hollywood-wanna-be POS!

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Love this. We get the ball on the 5 again.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      More “special” teams crapola. Or, refs seeing hands to the face in their dreams. Why not just penalize the Niners automatically every time there is a punt or kick?…

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand VDs best play is wiped out.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Funny thing is, they only thing working are short slants and drags. So, let’s stop doing them.

  6. The ‘Skins continue to lose players to injuries on top of all the other ones who were out prior to the start. Yet still we only lead by 3. Did we fire Jim Harbaugh yet?

  7. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    That run to Gore to the left basically had a huge arrow above him saying “he’s getting the rock, and running left”. The whole R side of the defense knew it was coming, and loaded that way. Amazing how bad the play calling is game after game…

  8. And least Vernon can still tackle. Nice throw, Kap.
    He sucks.

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow. Kill another drive.

    Fuck, that’s on Kappy all the way. Terrible choice there.

  10. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Niner fans need to start really booing this offense. Maybe won’t change anything, but it will be deserved…

  11. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Kapernick: you ! Bouldin shouldn’t be running that route. What in the fuck did you sign Lloyd for?

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Special teams is flat awful most of the year.

  13. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    There is just no rhyme nor reason to this offense. None. Where’s Hyde? He fumbles once, is he done for the season now or is he hurt?…

  14. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    This offense has the talent and needs to be unlocked, like Kerr is doing with the W’s

  15. it’s now 19-3 SEA. Not good. Best case scenario vis–à–vis our playoffs hopes was for ARZ to run away and hid w/ the division and beat SEA out of the WC spot. Still possible with 2 games remaining. But anyone in their right mind who thinks we can win up in Seattle needs to be on more medication than yours truly.

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Don’t know why they don’t use Lloyd ddeep. He’ had a hamstring issue but I don’t know if it’s slowing him ddown. Try to run some misdirection.

    That was an ugly play that could have gone pick 6.

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    The bane of this team? 3rd and 1. Think we run up the middle?

  18. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Wash is playing now with a Walmart defensive backfield. Coupla guys back there have been pulled in from off the street. They should be carving up that kind of backfield. Incredible how bad this Niner offensive showing is, other than it’s nothing new…

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    If Roman is coaching tomorrow, I may give up on this team.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      He will be.
      Yeah, was that Kap “sneak” predictable or what?
      This offense looks like it’s sleepwalking, or given up on the coaching staff, or something…

  20. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Mother fucker!! If you’re going to telegraph a sneak, execute!!!

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