Are We the Plane, or the Quonset Hut?

We are still in playoff mode as the season progresses, and one has to wonder if the team can keep winning without a viable offense. Washington is another team that is a bottom-feeder that we should dispatch with ease. Thing is,, this team is always doing things like fumbling after a lengthy drive, 2 TEs crash into each other and neither catches the ball, drops, penalties, missed blitz pickups, botched snaps, asinine play calling, the list goes on. Funny thing is, the quarterback is catching heat for this. Some of it is deserved, as Kappy seems to hold the ball too long sometimes, and he has been off target more than usual lately, but a lot of it is on the other payers.

Gore never fumbles, but he did. Boldin is as sure-handed as a WR can be, and he dropped 5 in one game. The line is the best in the league, til they are injured beyond belief, and can’t block a toddler. VD and Crabs are in various states of pout mode. And the red zone offense continues to be an unsolvable mystery.

Through all this the injury-riddled defense keeps plugging away. Yes, another game that I say we should win going away. Still waiting for that to happen this year.

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170 Responses to Are We the Plane, or the Quonset Hut?

  1. WTF kind of call was that on 3rd and 1? It was a full yd, if not a tad more.

    Our team *deserves* to lose. And Jim Harbaugh *must* be shit-canned poste haste.

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Martin is not doing well as the C.

  3. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Roman/Harbs won’t unleash the offense until Wash gets the lead…

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Well, there you go. The helmet is nowhere near RG’s helmet.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Fuck this all. I can’t even watch anymore.

  6. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s an imaginary call. Fuck the refs. Fuck this offense. Fuck Goodell.

  7. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Nice leg whip on Aldon.

  8. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Why isn’t that head shot crap call reviewable?
    That was unbelievably bad…

  9. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Well, I guess Hyde is still allowed near the ball…

  10. You fucking mooks who think shit-canning Roman is going to improve this offense.
    The fish rots from the head. Did we fire Jim Harbaugh yet?

  11. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Davis: you rotten fucking piece of shit

  12. bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:

    The funniest part about that was the announcer saying “any time you get your helmet near the head of the QB they call that”. And I was reading sub titles in a bar so I might have missed the exact wording.
    So what the fuck is the lineman supposed to do? Detach his head and hold it away from his body while he’s sacking the QB?
    And Vernon Davis sucks dick (just watched him drop another one)

  13. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    I think VD must believe he’ll get bonus cash for every pass he drops. Wow, so far this is an incredible exhibition of offensive incompetence…

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    This is ridiculous. Un fucking real. VD breaks the route a yard short.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I love it. VD NEEDS to be benched. He’s got his head up his ass.

  16. Stop: it *was* a legit PF hit to the helmet. I watched it 4 times on my DVR. The NFL has become the “pussiffication” of football, but not on that particular play.

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow. There yuo go. Lose at home. Fuck this all.

  18. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    The perfect shit storm

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I can’t believe this. How many times will this team lean on the defense? 15 times a game?

  20. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Oh joy. What now? A pick 6?

  21. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    How many yards in the 2nd half? 25?

  22. We’re losing at *home* to the fucking Redskins 1/2 a Q to play.
    I don’t give a shit even if we do come back to win. This crap can no longer continue. We’ve become the Florida St. of the NFL. Win close games but everyone who has 1/2 a brain knows you really fucking suck and will get smoked in the playoffs.

    Stay home for the Holidays. You’re better off.

  23. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Another nice slow developing play. Roman needs to be drawn and quartered.

  24. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    I gotta believe this total offensive dysfunction is directly coaching related. Fangio has the D playing very well despite missing two all pro linebackers…

  25. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Ahhhh, the ill-timed time out.

  26. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I think it’s everything at this point. No one trusts anything from this coaching staff. Drops, fumbles, penalties, mistakes.

  27. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    This reminds me of the last period of games for Nolan. The defense was getting it done, the offense was flat awful…

  28. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    VD can’t find the 1st down marker. He should be shot.

  29. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Lousy mother fucking offense. If Washington doesn’t challenge that spot, they’re fucking idiots.

  30. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    VD is doing all he can to lose this game for the 49ers.

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