Are We the Plane, or the Quonset Hut?

We are still in playoff mode as the season progresses, and one has to wonder if the team can keep winning without a viable offense. Washington is another team that is a bottom-feeder that we should dispatch with ease. Thing is,, this team is always doing things like fumbling after a lengthy drive, 2 TEs crash into each other and neither catches the ball, drops, penalties, missed blitz pickups, botched snaps, asinine play calling, the list goes on. Funny thing is, the quarterback is catching heat for this. Some of it is deserved, as Kappy seems to hold the ball too long sometimes, and he has been off target more than usual lately, but a lot of it is on the other payers.

Gore never fumbles, but he did. Boldin is as sure-handed as a WR can be, and he dropped 5 in one game. The line is the best in the league, til they are injured beyond belief, and can’t block a toddler. VD and Crabs are in various states of pout mode. And the red zone offense continues to be an unsolvable mystery.

Through all this the injury-riddled defense keeps plugging away. Yes, another game that I say we should win going away. Still waiting for that to happen this year.

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170 Responses to Are We the Plane, or the Quonset Hut?

  1. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    The Feds suck big time. I demand a huge victory over this hapless prey! Niners better kick butt and take no prisoners for this game.

  2. NJ49er's avatar NJ49er says:

    Just like the game vs Chicago.
    A team we should have buried, was allowed to hang around and, eventually caught some momentum.
    The DC OLine is shaky, while RG III stands behind them like he’s waiting in line for a Subway sandwich.
    If Aldon and Aaron don’t get at least 5 sacks I’ll be amazed.
    Should RG III attempt to avoid pressure with quick hitters, I’d expect our Defense to get at least 3 Picks.
    He’s likely to lock onto the shorter stuff and telegraph his intentions.
    Pick-fest.

    This game is the tune-up for The Turkey Day Playoff Elimination Tournament.
    We had better polish up the timing as well as Red Zone production in this one.

    Many feel that Seattle winning vs AZ on Sunday helps us.
    I don’t see it that way at all.
    We’re a long-shot for the Division at this point and, AZ beat us already.

    I’d rather see AZ take out Seattle and move us closer to the WC pool.
    More pressure on Seattle if they lose I’d think?

    Either way, we need to handle our business and, I’d rather not have to have the final game against AZ be the difference between us getting in or, missing out entirely.

  3. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

    This kid is only a Jr at UVA but, his QB is a flame-thrower like Kaep.
    Not sure he’s ready to enter the Draft at this point.
    This catch he made today was SICK –

    Watch the reaction of the Safety, kid thought he had it.

    http://tinyurl.com/ltfp9kf

  4. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo says:

    My first NFL game tomorrow, Chuck. Expecting a W.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Good luck Dirt. Let us know how it goes. I think Irish Kevin will be there as well.

    The overarching issue is the offense. This team needs to figure out how to score consistently through an entire game if they have ANY playoff aspirations. Letting teams hang around is a recipe for disaster (see Chicago, the Rams, and AZ). The NO and NYG games could have just as easily been losses as well.

    Shit NJ, did you say you sent pics of the NYG game? I need to circle back through my emails and post them.

  6. 12th man's avatar 12th man says:

    Looking for a big game on O. The team is probably sick of hearing all the shit, even Roman can’t be this tone deaf…

  7. And we win the coin toss and defer yet again. Teams with *real* offenses never do that.

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Nice start. Sack and 3-n-out. Time for some offense.

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    There you go. That was too easy.

  10. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Brooks: you sorry sack of shit

  11. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Just can’t understand the lack of use of Lloyd and Johnson who are better receivers than Crabshit

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Fuck. Lets not play sound ball or anything. FUCK. We have an unerring ability to give up dumbshit turnovers.

  13. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    1st and 10, Hyde in. My, my, surprise, he gets the ball on a run, fumbles and loss of possession. How about a play action to him on first down? What a concept that would be…

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Well, I’ll give NoFear a lack of execution on that play.

  15. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Every time Hyde is in the backfield alone he gets the ball. Roman deserves a huge cock up his ass. Luckily RG3 sucks the same

  16. RG Knee is just god awful. And to think Dan Snyder sold the farm for that POS.
    Little Danny boy best hold onto his Redskin name with his cold dead hands until they shovel dirt. That’s all he’s ever going to have.

  17. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    3rd and one, I formation. Gore stuffed.
    Is this actually pro football play calling? Play action? A quick out? Anything creative other than telegraphing a run with a bunch formation. Seriously, this shit is getting so old. They have talent on this team at skill positions, but refuse to be creative to use it…

  18. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Good to see us playing not to lose already.

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Fuck. Let’s see if the offense can actually move the ball again.. Roman shot his wad already.

  20. Culliver knows how to use his hands when brandishing brass knuckles. Not so much when attempting to make tackles.

    Learn how to tackle!

  21. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Wow. What a fucking piece of shit effort so far. The offense is beyond awful, and now the D is allowing that nutbag RG3 to make passes? This new stadium is a jinx so far

  22. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Niners should beat this POS outfit by 3 TDs…
    Fangio should dial up pressure on this QB every freeking play. If Aldon Smith is near him, he bails…

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      Brad Seely was supposed to be a great STs coach. Since he came along here with Harbs, I haven’t seen any particularly “special” special teams. The first season, game one I think it was, we had two runbacks for TDs against Seattle. Since then, pretty much pfffft. Andy Lee was a pro bowl type punter before Seely ever showed up. I fail to see what Seely has added to the equation…

  23. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Right. He’s skittish every play.They should just keep up the pressure.

    I can’t fucking take this. Let’s go conservative and start from the 10 again.

    How to play stupid football. The coaching is awful. We can’t return a punt or kick without either starting from the 5 or committing a penalty.

  24. Jesus H. Christ. Tommy Lee Jones looks like he’s 120-years-old in that commercial.
    Can’t be more than 114.

  25. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    AZ’s brown drops a TD pass.

  26. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Hyde fumbled once, so I suppose he won’t get a touch now the rest of the game…

  27. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    The only throws Kap can complete with consistency are short slants to Bouldin or Crabtree

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      That last completion to Boldin he stared him down on the right side from the get go. Somebody could have been wide open elsewhere, and it wouldn’t matter…

  28. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    And there you go. Facing a blitz, a slow developing play.

  29. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Close but not quite. Take one shot to the end zone.

  30. WTF kind of clock management was that by Jimbo?
    He fucking makes Mike Smith of the Falcons look like a geneous.

  31. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Harbaugh: you fucking idiot, should’ve just gone for it with no TO

  32. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    This is getting critical. Well that worked out about as good as possible.

    Miami is beating the shit out of the Peyton’s.

  33. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Can someone explain what was going on there at the end? WTF kind of clock management was on that? Crabby saved it with a great catch — he catches those, but can’t seem to catch a routine out on his numbers…

  34. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That was the correct way to play it. You don’t want to leave time on the clock for Wash if they fail to convert.

  35. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Didn’t they have enough time to run the clock down to a few seconds, and then just run a Hail Mary into the end zone — if it’s incomplete, the half is over? They could have even taken a delay of game, and Kap still throws it into the EZ on the Hail Mary…

  36. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Well, they wanted time to kick a FG if possible. Which is what happened. If it was not 4th down, they would play it different.

  37. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    I could tolerate this kind of offensive incompetence in the Nolan/Sing “eras”, those were just off the charts bad talent teams. Frickin Erickson didn’t have a lot to work with, and he dialed up a lot of scoring, because the Niner D was so bad. Here, the Niner D is studly, and the O talent is far better than what Nolan/Sing had, yet it looks absolutely lost most of the time. WTF is going on here, Chuck?…

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      I swear, if Dennis Erickson were the OC on this team, we’d be pounding this POS opponent 24-7 by now…

  38. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I just don’t know anymore. I’ve seen Kappy make nice reads and get the ball to the right guy. I’ve seen us block well at times, but then I see Kappy staring guys down, holding the ball too long, and making mistakes. Throw in shitty blocking, not stressing the run, and stupid play calls and you have no consistency. In the end I think this comes back to the coaching. We can’t field a punt or run back a kickoff without getting called for a penalty. We just can’t seem to get any offensive flow for any amount of time. The defense is doing about all it can to win games.

    Nolan and Sing had plenty of talent. No burners however. Sound familiar?

  39. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Can this team get a drive going in the 3rd quarter?

  40. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Do our WRs just never get open quick? I can’t understand this. I guess Stevie Wonder can’t jump.

    Nice breakup though. I think they ended up with the ball in the same place. Fuck. This offense is chuck chuck pray.

  41. VD looking for a flag after he tripped over his own two goddamn feet.
    Go paint another 15′ self-portrait you worthless selfish Hollywood-wanna-be POS!

  42. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Love this. We get the ball on the 5 again.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      More “special” teams crapola. Or, refs seeing hands to the face in their dreams. Why not just penalize the Niners automatically every time there is a punt or kick?…

  43. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand VDs best play is wiped out.

  44. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Funny thing is, they only thing working are short slants and drags. So, let’s stop doing them.

  45. The ‘Skins continue to lose players to injuries on top of all the other ones who were out prior to the start. Yet still we only lead by 3. Did we fire Jim Harbaugh yet?

  46. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    That run to Gore to the left basically had a huge arrow above him saying “he’s getting the rock, and running left”. The whole R side of the defense knew it was coming, and loaded that way. Amazing how bad the play calling is game after game…

  47. And least Vernon can still tackle. Nice throw, Kap.
    He sucks.

  48. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow. Kill another drive.

    Fuck, that’s on Kappy all the way. Terrible choice there.

  49. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Niner fans need to start really booing this offense. Maybe won’t change anything, but it will be deserved…

  50. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Kapernick: you ! Bouldin shouldn’t be running that route. What in the fuck did you sign Lloyd for?

  51. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Special teams is flat awful most of the year.

  52. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    There is just no rhyme nor reason to this offense. None. Where’s Hyde? He fumbles once, is he done for the season now or is he hurt?…

  53. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    This offense has the talent and needs to be unlocked, like Kerr is doing with the W’s

  54. it’s now 19-3 SEA. Not good. Best case scenario vis–à–vis our playoffs hopes was for ARZ to run away and hid w/ the division and beat SEA out of the WC spot. Still possible with 2 games remaining. But anyone in their right mind who thinks we can win up in Seattle needs to be on more medication than yours truly.

  55. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Don’t know why they don’t use Lloyd ddeep. He’ had a hamstring issue but I don’t know if it’s slowing him ddown. Try to run some misdirection.

    That was an ugly play that could have gone pick 6.

  56. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    The bane of this team? 3rd and 1. Think we run up the middle?

  57. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Wash is playing now with a Walmart defensive backfield. Coupla guys back there have been pulled in from off the street. They should be carving up that kind of backfield. Incredible how bad this Niner offensive showing is, other than it’s nothing new…

  58. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    If Roman is coaching tomorrow, I may give up on this team.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      He will be.
      Yeah, was that Kap “sneak” predictable or what?
      This offense looks like it’s sleepwalking, or given up on the coaching staff, or something…

  59. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Mother fucker!! If you’re going to telegraph a sneak, execute!!!

  60. WTF kind of call was that on 3rd and 1? It was a full yd, if not a tad more.

    Our team *deserves* to lose. And Jim Harbaugh *must* be shit-canned poste haste.

  61. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Martin is not doing well as the C.

  62. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Roman/Harbs won’t unleash the offense until Wash gets the lead…

  63. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Well, there you go. The helmet is nowhere near RG’s helmet.

  64. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Fuck this all. I can’t even watch anymore.

  65. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s an imaginary call. Fuck the refs. Fuck this offense. Fuck Goodell.

  66. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Nice leg whip on Aldon.

  67. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Why isn’t that head shot crap call reviewable?
    That was unbelievably bad…

  68. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Well, I guess Hyde is still allowed near the ball…

  69. You fucking mooks who think shit-canning Roman is going to improve this offense.
    The fish rots from the head. Did we fire Jim Harbaugh yet?

  70. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Davis: you rotten fucking piece of shit

  71. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    The funniest part about that was the announcer saying “any time you get your helmet near the head of the QB they call that”. And I was reading sub titles in a bar so I might have missed the exact wording.
    So what the fuck is the lineman supposed to do? Detach his head and hold it away from his body while he’s sacking the QB?
    And Vernon Davis sucks dick (just watched him drop another one)

  72. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    I think VD must believe he’ll get bonus cash for every pass he drops. Wow, so far this is an incredible exhibition of offensive incompetence…

  73. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    This is ridiculous. Un fucking real. VD breaks the route a yard short.

  74. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I love it. VD NEEDS to be benched. He’s got his head up his ass.

  75. Stop: it *was* a legit PF hit to the helmet. I watched it 4 times on my DVR. The NFL has become the “pussiffication” of football, but not on that particular play.

  76. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow. There yuo go. Lose at home. Fuck this all.

  77. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    The perfect shit storm

  78. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I can’t believe this. How many times will this team lean on the defense? 15 times a game?

  79. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Oh joy. What now? A pick 6?

  80. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    How many yards in the 2nd half? 25?

  81. We’re losing at *home* to the fucking Redskins 1/2 a Q to play.
    I don’t give a shit even if we do come back to win. This crap can no longer continue. We’ve become the Florida St. of the NFL. Win close games but everyone who has 1/2 a brain knows you really fucking suck and will get smoked in the playoffs.

    Stay home for the Holidays. You’re better off.

  82. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Another nice slow developing play. Roman needs to be drawn and quartered.

  83. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    I gotta believe this total offensive dysfunction is directly coaching related. Fangio has the D playing very well despite missing two all pro linebackers…

  84. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Ahhhh, the ill-timed time out.

  85. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I think it’s everything at this point. No one trusts anything from this coaching staff. Drops, fumbles, penalties, mistakes.

  86. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    This reminds me of the last period of games for Nolan. The defense was getting it done, the offense was flat awful…

  87. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    VD can’t find the 1st down marker. He should be shot.

  88. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    Lousy mother fucking offense. If Washington doesn’t challenge that spot, they’re fucking idiots.

  89. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    VD is doing all he can to lose this game for the 49ers.

  90. monty's avatar monty says:

    This is as bad as the Ram game. Wtf is wrong with this O?

  91. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    If this offense were the Jets or Giants, the media crapstorm tomorrow would be epic. With this media here, Harbs will just say everybody played fine…

  92. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    That was a hell of a catch by Bouldin.

  93. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    I have no clue why Hyde doesn’t get a dozen touches a game…

  94. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    At this point, Kap doesn’t trust anybody but Boldin to catch the ball, even if there are three guys hanging on him…

  95. IH1961's avatar IH1961 says:

    They misuse Hyde because the anus licking OC has no clue what to do with 2 good backs

  96. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Sheezus Keereist!
    A block in the back penalty — again.
    WTF is Seely thinking? Just order a fair catch. Avoid the risk of a fumble, and the risk of a penalty. This is just horrendous coaching by the Niners…

  97. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Make a throw for the GD first down, now…

  98. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Time for an RGIII pick right now…

  99. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    RGIII playing for the Edmonton Eskimos in 2016? I wouldn’t bet against that.
    Harbs/Roman gone next year? I wouldn’t bet against that either. Fangio in as HC…

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