As in 13 draft picks. We are down to 2 weeks til I turn 52, and the NFL draft commences. Seeing as we’ve all weighed in on things numerous times, let’s weigh in again. Shit, I don’t know. I have my picks carefully loaded on that last thread, so they are safe.
How about you guys give me your best shot a predicting this stuff? I went through the first 5 rounds, or their top 8 picks. After that, it’s a wash. I can’t even begin to fathom how many of these get traded, but I’m sure we’ll end up with somewhere around 8 picks in the draft after all is said and done.
What say youse?
31 – S (Cyprien) – Big guy, hybrid like Baalke digs
34 – DL (Magnus Von Magnus) – Big, fast, physical, 26 tho
63 – CB (Blidi Wreh-Wilson) – Tall tough corner. Fast.
74 – WR (Da’Rick Rogers) – Big, strong, hard to tackle
93 – DE (Cornelius Washington) – Long lanky under-the-radar guy. Sound familiar?
128 – C (Brian Schwenke) – Schwing! Cal guy. Center.
131 – S (Honey Badger) – If he’s here, he’s worth the risk.
157 – RB (Lattimore) – Why not? Much like Frank Gore, a health risk that paid off greatly
Forty Niners Forever 
Earlier there was a comment on why Tiger Woods is covered so much by the golf media.
Do you think that it has something to do with Woods being the number one ranked player in golf for 2013, leading money winner for 2013 and the leader in FedEx point total? That’s kind of the way things work in all sports in America.
In response to the question the answer to both are a resounding yes.
Yeah but so far he can’t win any majors including the Masters. His glory is in the past unless he starts winning majors again. Talk is cheap.
And Bingo was his name….. BINGO!!!
I want an investigation into the GREAT scandal of the 2013 Masters, 4 Swedes making the cut. I mean, SWEDES?
Which, of course, leads me to the origin of Swedes vis-à-vis golf prowess. Here’s one anecdote I heard here in New Mexico which might explain it:
Little Sigurd was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. He was writing an essay about his origin when he suddenly turned to question his mother.
“Mama, where did Grandma come from?” he asked.
“The stork brought her,” answered Caren.
“And where did you come from?” asked Little Sigurd.
“The stork brought me,” answered Caren.
“And where did I come from?” Little Sigurd asked.
“Well, son, the stork brought you, too,” Caren answered.
Little Sigurd picked up his pencil, turned to his school tablet, and started to write his essay:
“There haven’t been any natural births in our family for three generations!”
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I suppose if you train with glaciers as hazards and the penalty for out of bounds being, not a 2 stroke penalty, but being eaten by white wolves, you might learn how to play quite quickly…
2 Danes, too! I mean, is it genetic? Did the Vikings raven their way through Europe using drivers and putters singing:
“This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun.”
I’m not a disciplinarian, but it doesn’t seem right, on some level, to be giving Tiger “strokes,” for cheating….. again. That’s like giving me an essay assignment for excessive verbosity, or making Del go to the track for his transgressions. Unca breaks a rule and he gets to develop another personality online. It’s madness, I tell you. Madness.
Trolling your own blog. That’s smart.
Go troll your blog,Spit. Some time alone might do you some good.
If that’s the way you want to play it, watch your blog die……. again.
When I am a guest in somebodies house I try not to make demands of the host, it’s not polite.
When I’m a guest in someone’s house I don’t want him to piss down my back and tell me it’s raining. I wouldn’t frequent that house much longer. You wouldn’t either, 12th.
Then go away, fuckhead. Makes no nevermind to me. You want TT to bother you all day? Fine. I’ll reinstate him. I’m tired of his bullshit. As I was tired of yours.
BLEEP IT!
TT will be back shortly, we can play whack a mole as to the new name.
That’s what I always tell people when I’m pissing down their backs. Hey, it’s raining piss!
It’s a good line though. Right up there with “double secret probation” and “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” RIP Dean Wormer/Fletcher
Spit nobody except TT is riding you. You didn’t strike me as the sensitive type. Chuck was not TT so you’re blaming the wrong guy, let it go.
This blog is a joke. Chuck’s got more user names on his own blog than I don’t know what. It’s a joke. Pathetic I spent so much time here. If anyone wants to converse, I’ll be over at the SJ Merc.
I donlt jkknow where this’ll end up, tbut there’s a new thread up.
Hey, Chuck! It’s Saturday afternoon and Marc Leishman is STILL atop the leaderboard at The Masters. I’ll ask you for the THIRD goddamn time. Who the fuck is Marc Leishman and why is he leading The Masters?
Answer? I don’t know and I don’t give a fuck. Why? I’ll tell you why. My rough week just got even rougher. Ask me where I spent last night? OK, thank you for asking. I spent last night in the fucking EMERGENCY ROOM! No joke. Why did I spend last night in the ER? Why thank again for asking. I fell off my chair and broke my left collarbone. Say what? Why thanks again for asking in such an inquisitive and dumbfounded manner. I FELL OFF MY GODDAMN CHAIR AND BROKE MY FUCKING LEFT COLLARBONE. No joke.
I’d like to tell you guys the entire story, and I fully intend to. But not at this time. I’m still in some major pain and I’m watching The Masters. I’m trying my best to relax as best as I can do at the moment. Get back to you guys later. Thanks.
Lets pray for Dennis. “Dear father who art in heaven…………”
Bummer. Take care of yerself man.
PS: Recovery Meetings can be court ordered but not actual Sobriety. Reference to Spit above…
I like the comment that Tiger Woods has won any majors yet in 2013.
Ahem…The Masters happens to be the first major of the year.
Can’t win it if they haven’t played it.
You’re welcome!
Freddy’s out. Legs failed him again. Would have liked to have seen Freddy three or four back on the last day.
Now it’s all about Snedeker for America! Think the Cubs are jinxed? Nobody’s talking about the Masters jinx Greg Norman put on Augusta for all the Auzzies. My money’s on Cabrera now. I’m rooting for Snedeker. Nobody who goes into the clubhouse with the lead on Saturday wears the jacket on Sunday so the Auzzies are in a great position, and they have the numbers, but Greg Norman pissed on Augusta for all Australia to hide their heads on shame for centuries.
And look at Unca Chuck aka Touchdown Tommy talking golf. Unca’s too much of a hillbilly to understand the game. His golf talk is…. “Yeap, used to play me some little white ball purty good.” And refined golf…. like the Masters? No chance for Unca Chuck to talk shop there. Tiger Woods was all over ESPN today….. so sad. So many other great golf story lines today. First there was Freddy playing it calm, cool and collected (until the back 9). Cabrera made a charge for Spain. Day played consistent golf (not aggressive enough in my opinion), and there were some pretty amazing shots and putts by Leishman. All of those were great stories on Saturday, and yet… ESPN displayed various pictures of Tiger all day. And announcers, each and every one of them would be heard all day talking Tiger up – “He’s only five back…. he could make a charge.” What a joke. Tiger Woods is an American disgrace.
Truly Spit and not because he’s an over hyped Asian/Black who used to be purdy dang good in golf and now garners hype beyond any recent merit from a guilt ridden national media. No Tiger Woods pissed away his celebrity. fame, family, marriage and the respect attending same by fucking many many many women while he was married. (To a Swede, Hey! I know…)
Only a fool like Tommy would pull the “racist canard” to explain the revulsion felt by many despite the best ‘guilt inducing efforts’ by the national media (who answer to no one). Tommy does his poor part but since he’s NOT CHUCK he answers to us.
Fuck you Tom for this pathetic display = defending gross infidelity on the part of the Asian/Black golfer Mr. Woods with bizarre charges of “racism” against those like Phil Fan who have a disgust for the character of Mr. “Fucks A lot” Woods.
Moron
Just like the tedious BS football predictions you bombard and bore everyone with it’s the same with golf. Constantly being wrong follows you around in all sports.
That’s OK except for the ignorance and bigotry you display because of the color of Tiger’s skin.
Can’t handle him dating Lindsay Vonn? LOL!
This is a video of what’s happening to UncaChuck’s brain…. wet brain.
Racist canard used by bigots to cover their shit. Give it a rest Thomas “If We Don’t Love the Sex Addict We’re Racists” aka TDTommy.
Chuck would Never stoop to this manipulative shit. Right Chuck.
Christ, Spit. Don’t blow a gasket thinking too hard. You might have to quit breathing.
And Dennis, you’d better heed Spit’s advice and dial it down a bit.
Chuck, I didn’t see your latest comment as I was still in the process of typing mine. It took a long while typing right-haned. Being left-handed with broken left collarbone will do that to a person. Please don’t delete it. I put some good time and effort into those jokes. I always aims to please.
Bullitt,TT, rebull, whoever the fuck you are, either come clean or stop posting here. Your badgering is tiresome and I’ve had it.
The reason I say this, TT is you claim to be new here but seem to know the history of the past 3 years here and on Skeebers blog. Fess up or get banned.
You need him to fess up? Like No Fear said, it ain’t rocket science.
If brevity is the soul of wit then maybe Man’s absence is the soul of wisdom?
What did A Lincoln say? Something along the lines of “Them who try to fool all the folks all the time are in fer a rude fucking awakening”. Yeah that’s it.
So Chuck BAN the moronic troll. If you please
And Spitty, I thought sobriety was supposed to bring clarity. Sorry that didn’t work out.
Ha, was thinking the same thing.
You’re killin’ your own blog, Chuck. Just sayin’.
Yes he is
What’s not working out is trying to have it both ways. Right Thomas?
Sorry, but I just recently learned of Tigers’ 2-stroke penalty/wrongly signed scorecard. But if you haven’t already heard, I was unavoidably detained last night, all morning and for most of this afternoon. I’m just now being able to comment: But enough about me, back to Tiger…Jesus H. Motherless Son of a Fuck Christ! If that no good low-life scum-sucking golf and wife-cheating son of a bitch wins tomorrow. I will be just slightly more than a tad peeved. If that motherfucker wins his 15th Major Championship and is handed his 5th Green Jacket by last year’s champ, Bubba Watson. Every member (yes, even the black and the women folk too) at Augusta National should revoke their membership post-haste.
But should he win, but he won’t. Tiger is 0 fer 50 at Major Championships when he trails after three rounds. That’s 0 fer the South Park’s Loch Ness Monster (he’s just adorable in those pics with the little duckies) “Because Tiger on Sunday always finds his custom-made Nike One Platinum ball behind the Magnolia TREE” FIDDY!
But IF he does and makes my rough rough week get rougher on Sunday, I’d expect Tiger to have this reaction on Monday mornin’. The same such reaction as Cleavon Little (Sheriff Bart) had in “Blazing Saddles” (1974). I, too, will have the same take as did the old woman. And I’m guessing that will be Spit’s take as well. I’m also guessing there will be an-above-average in 5 ft. (same length of putts that Tiger will be missing all day tomorrow) worth of distance from the expected spit-takes of his question asked and answered.
Whaa? Tiger cheated on his Swedish wife AND on his score card?
Well I’ll be a fucking goddamn racist motherfucker. Who woulda thunk it?
Stay classy, Dennis.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Your indignation is a bit crass.
“A bit crass” would be a high compliment for any and all of a Mel Brooks’ picture. That was mighty white of you. Thank you.
And I’d like to thank all of you for *assuming* my fall off my chair last night was the result of my drinking. Not once in any of my posts did I say it was the result of me drinking.
Was it?
He dosen’t like being called a RACIST by the likes of the “unbanned” Tomas?
Yeah that’s it
Well, fuck Dennis, if it wasn’t, then what;s your excuse? I’ve done a lot of high risk things over the years, but I don;t consider sitting one of them. Did you bump into Zach Greinke? Or did Carlos Quentin take your chair while you were trying to sit on it?
Spitty, telling me I’m killing my blog is pretty funny coming from you. I an’t TT and no one else here thinks that either. If it keeps you happy to think so, carry on.
Keep it up and you’ll lose a patron….
Chuck, I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in (your blog). And I want to help you.
–DENNIS 9000
Stay away from Natural ICE! Or at least hide the fact you’re drinking that piss.
One big happy family here, as always.
Manson Family, maybe, but a family nonetheless.
Grump the question before us this time is: “Are we racists as Tomas claims or are we normal folks simply disgusted with egregious sex addicts and their many enablers?”
Me I’m simply disgusted with the likes of Tommy (who Chuck will never ban?)