OK, every story is officially past the stage of beaten to death. Deer antlers? Gay tight ends (is that an oxymoron?)? Kaepernicking? Rany Moss – Greatest WR or asshole? Does God have a vested interest in the outcome of this Super Bowl? The Ravens switched practice fields? Unheard of! The turf is too hard! Or is it? Is there subterfuge afoot? Gawd, it’s enough to make me sick. At least the Tim Brown/Jerry Rice consipriacy theory went away without too much blowback. I figured Jerry might catch some shit for jumping on that crazy train, but nope.
Problem is, I’m running out of work, and I have too much time on my hands. Plus this is MY team in the Super Bowl this time around. It has been a while, so I guess I haven’t really been aware of the media crush that this is. I mean, I’m aware of it, but just not the extent that it has become. Which is a nauseating rotation of the same stories regurgitated by different people at different times.
At least we are at 3 days and change. Close, but not quite there yet. I’ve heard ’em all say how wonderful Kaepernick is. How unstoppable Kaepernick is. How Balt will take away how wonderful Kaepernick is. How Flacco is on a roll. How the Niners will stop the roll. How the Balt defense is immovable and inpenetrable. And how Balt’s defense is simple to dissect. Like Chicago’s. In other words everybody’s saying everything about every aspect. And it’s all bullshit. Some will be right. Some will be wrong. Huzzah.