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All-Time Post of Forever (#1)
NJ49er
says:
September 7, 2011 at 7:40 pm (Edit)
I see this Season starting with lots of motion and ground attack.
Our OL is going to take time to adjust to the new system, however, a WCO should help them once Alex and the WRs get into the necessary rhythm.
Game 1, lots of Gore and Hunter, 9ers win a close one. I do expect Harbaugh to take some deep shots though, VD and Braylon will be a nice duo.
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2026 Draft
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#27 - Round: 1 Pick: 27
#58 - Round: 2 Pick: 26
#92 - Round: 3 Pick: 28
#127 - Round: 4 Pick: 27
#133 - Round: 4 Pick: 33
#138 - Round: 4 Pick: 38
#139 - Round: 4 Pick: 39
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2025 Schedule
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13 - 5
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1 – 9/7 SF 17 - Sea 13
2 – 9/14 SF 26 - NO 21
3 – 9/21 SF 16 - AZ 15
4 – 9/28 Jax 26 - SF 21
5 – 10/2 SF 26 - LA 23
6 – 10-12 TB 30 - SF 19
7 – 10/19 SF 20 - Atl 10
8 – 10/26 Hou 26 - SF 15
9 – 11/2 SF 34 - NYG 24
10 – 11/9 Rams 42 - SF 26
11 – 11/16 SF 41 - AZ 22
12 – 11/24 SF 20 - Carol 9
13 – 11/30 SF 26 - Cle 8
14 – 12/7 - BYE
15 – SF 37 - Tenn 24
16 –SF 48 - Indy 27
17 – 12/28 SF 42 - Chi 38
18 – 1/4 Sea 13 - SF 3
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19 - SF 23 - Philly 19
20 - Sea 110 - SF -6
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2025 Draft
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1-Mykel Williams DE - GA
2-Alfred Collins DT - TX
3-Nick Martin - LB OK ST
3-Upton Stout - CB WKY
4-CJ West - DT Indy
4-Jordan Watkins - WR Miss
5-Jordan James - RB Ore
5-Marques Sigle - S K State
7-Kurtis Rourke - QB Indy
7-Conner Colby OL Iowa
7-Junior Bergen - WR Mt
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UDFAs
LB Stone Blanton, Mississippi State
RB Corey Kiner, Cincinnati
OL Drew Moss, Colorado
WR Isaiah Neyor, Nebraska
CB Jakob Robinson, BYU
DL Sebastian Valdez, Washington
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Regular Season
6-11
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1 · SF 32 - NYJ 19
2 · Minn 23 - SF 17
3 · LA 27 - SF 24
4 · SF 30 - NE 13
5 · AZ 24 - SF 23
6 · SF 36 - Sea 24
7 · KC 28 - SF 18
8 · SF 30 - Dal 24
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WEEK 9 BYE
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10 · SF 23 - TB 20
11 · Sea 20 - SF 17
12 · GB 38 - SF 10
13 · Buff 35 - SF 10
14 · SF 38 - Chi 13
15 · LAR 12 - SF sux
16 · Miami 29 - SF 17
17 · Deet 40 - SF 34
18 · AZ 47 - SF 24
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2024 Draft
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- 1 (31) Rickey Persall WR, Fla
- 2 (64) R Green CB, Fl St
- 3 (86) Dom Puni OL, Kan
- 4 (124) Mustapha, S Wak For
- 4 (129) RB Guerendo, L'ville
- 4 (135) WR Cowing, AZ
- 6 (215) G J Kingston, USC
- 7 (251) LB Bethune, Fl St
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UDFA
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Cody Schrader, RB, Mo
Drake Nugent, C, Mich
Evan Anderson, DL, FAU
Mason Pline, TE, Furman
Tanner Mordecai, QB, Wis
Terique Owens, WR, Miss St
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2023 Schedule
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14-6
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1 - SF 30 - Pitts 7
2 - SF 30 - LAR 23
3 – SF 30 - NYG 12
4 – SF 35 - AZ 16
5 – SF 42 - Dal 10 - fuck yeah!
6 – Cleve 19 - SF 17 - fuck no!
7 – Minn 22 - SF 17 *gulp*
8 – Cincy 31 - SF 17 *freefallin'*
9 – BYE
10 – SF 34 - Jax 3 boooooom!
11 – SF 27 - TB 14 boom
12 – SF 31 - Sea 13 - fuck Pete!
13 – SF 42 - Philly 19 - FUCK YES!
14 – SF 28 - Sea 16 - SQUALK!
15 – SF 45 - AZ 29 - Tweet! BOOM!
16 – Balt 33 - SF 19 - Thuuuuud!!
17 – SF 27 - Wash 10
18 – LA 21 - SF 20
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PLAYOFFS
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SF 21 - GB 17 @ SF - Squeeeeeek!
SF 34 - Deet 31 0ooheartattack!
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SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!
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Fuck
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2023 Draft Picks
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3: 87-S Ji’Ayir Brown, Penn St
3: 99-K Jake Moody, Mich
3: 101-TE Cameron Latu, Ala
5: 155-CB Darrell Luter Jr., S Ala
5: 173-DL Robert Beal Jr., Ga
6: 216-LB Dee Winters, TCU
7: 247-TE Brayden Willis, Okla
7: 253-WR Ronnie Bell, Mich
7: 255-LB Jalen Graham, Purdue
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49ers 2022 Season
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All games Pacific time
Home games in bold
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15-5
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1 Chi 19 - SF 10
2 SF 27 - Sea 7
3 Den 11 - SF 10
4 SF 24 - LA 9
5 SF 37 - Carol 15
6 Atl 28 - SF 14
7 KC 44 - SF 23
8 SF 31 - LA 14
9 - BYE -
10 SF 22 - SD 16
11 SF 38 - AZ 10
12 SF 13 - NO 0
13 SF 33 - Miami 17
14 SF 35 - TB 7
15 SF 21 - Sea 13
16 SF 37 - Wash 20
17 SF 37 - LV 34
18 SF 38 - AZ 13
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Playoffs
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SF 41 - Sea 23
SF 19 - Dall 12
Fuck the Eagles
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2022 Draft
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- 2-61 DL Drake Jackson, USC
- 3-93 RB Tyrion Davis-Price, LSU
- 3-105 WR Danny Gray, SMU
- 4-134 OL Spencer Burford, UTSA
- 5-172 CB Samuel Womack, Toledo
- 5-187 OL Nick Zakelj, Fordham
- 6-220- DL Kalia Davis, UCF
- 6-221 DB Tariq Castro-Fields, Penn State
- 7-262 QB Brock Purdy, Iowa State
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12-8
1: SF 41 – Det 33
2: SF 17 – Phi 11
3: GB 30- SF 28
4: Sea 28 – SF 21
5: AZ 17 – SF 10
6: Bye
7: Indy 30 – SF 18
8: SF 33 – Chi 22
9: AZ 31 – SF 17
10: SF 31 – LA 10
11: SF 30 – Jax 10
12: SF 34 – Minn 26
13: Sea 30 – SF 23
14: SF 26 – Cincy 23
15: SF 31 – Atl 13
16: Tenn 20 – SF 17
17: SF 23 – Hou 7
18: SF 27 – LAR 24
PLAYOFFS
SF 23 – Dal 17
SF 13 – GB 10
NFC Championship Game
LA 20 – SF 17
Fuck this
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7 picks
- Round 1, pick 3 – Trey Lance, QB, North Dakota State
- R 2, 48 (from LV) – Aaron Banks, G, Notre Dame
- R 3, 88 (from LAR) – Trey Sermon, RB, Ohio St
- R 3, 102 – Ambry Thomas, CB, Michigan
- R 5, 155 – Jaylon Moore, OG, Western Michigan
- R 5, 172 – Deommodore Lenoir, CB, Oregon
- R 5, 180 – Talanoa Hufanga, S, USC
- R 6, 194 – Elijah Mitchell, RB, Louisiana
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6 – 10
1 AZ 24 – SF 20
2 SF 31 – NYJ 13
3 SF 36 – NYG 9
4 Philly 25 – SF 20
5 Miami 43 – SF 17
6 SF 24 – LAR 16
7 SF 33 – NE 6
8 Sea 37 – SF 27
9 GB 34 – SF 17
10 NO 27 – SF 13
11 – BYE
12 SF 23 – LAR 20
13 Buff 34 – SF 24
14 Wash 23 – SF 15
15 Dal – 41 – SF 33
16 SF 20 – AZ 12
17 Sea 26 – SF 23
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15 – 3
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1: SF 31 – TB 17
2: SF 41 – Cincy 17
3: SF 24 – Pitts 20
4: Bye week
5: SF 31 – Cle 3
6: SF 20 – LAR 7
7: SF 9 – Wash 0
8: SF 51 – Car 13
9: SF 28 – AZ 25
10: Sea 27 – SF 24
11: SF 36 – AZ 26
12: SF 37 – GB 8
13: Balt 20 – SF 17
14: SF 48 – NO 46
15: Atl 29 – SF 22 ooops
16: SF 34 – LA 31
17: SF 26 – Sea 21 de ja vu!
Div: SF 27 – Minn 10
NFC: SF 37 – GB 20
SB: KC 31 – SF 20
FUUUUUUUUUCK
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1: Nick Bosa, DE, Ohio State
2: Deebo Samuel, WR, SCar
3: Jalen Hurd, WR, Baylor
4: Mitch Wishnowsky, P, Utah
5: Dre Greenlaw, LB, Ark
6: Kaden Smith, TE, Stanford
6: Justin Skule, OT, Vandy
6: Tim Harris, CB, Va
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1 Minn 24 – SF 16
2 SF 30 – Det 27
3 KC 34 – SF 28
4 SD 29 – SF 27
5 AZ 28 – SF 18
6 GB 33 – SF 30
7 Rams 39 – SF 10
8 Cards 18 – SF 15
9 49ers 34 – Oak 3
10 NYG 27 – SF 23
11 – BYE –
12 TB 27 – SF 09
13 Sea 43 – SF 16
14 SF 20 – Den 14
15 SF 26 – Sea 23
16 Chi 14 – SF 9
17 LAR 48 – SF 32
Pffffffffffffffffft
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1 (9) Mike McGlinchey, OT, ND
2 (44) Dante Pettis, WR, Wash
3 (70) Fred Warner, OLB, BYU
3 (95) Tarv. Moore, S, S Miss
4 (128) Kent. Street, DE, NC St
5, (142) D.J. Reed, DB, K State
6 (184) Marcell Harris, DB, Fla
7 (223) Jul. Taylor, DT Temple
7 (240) Rick James, WR M Ten St
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Regular Season (6-10)
Garoppolo 5-0
Sept. 10 Carol 23 – SF 3
Sept. 17 Sea 12 – SF 9
Sept. 21 LA 41 – SF 39
Oct. 1 AZ 18 – SF 12 (OT)
Oct. 8 Indy 26 – SF 23 (OT)
Oct. 15 Wa 26 – SF 24
Oct. 22 Dall 40 – SF 10
Oct. 29 Phi 40 – SF 13
Nov. 5 AZ 20 – SF 10
Nov. 12 SF 31 – NYG 21
Sunday, Nov. 19 Bye
Nov. 26 Sea 33 – SF 13
Dec. 3 SF 15 – Chi 14
Dec. 10 SF 26 – Hou 16
Dec. 17 SF 25 – Tenn 23
Dec. 24 SF 44 – Jax 33
Dec. 31 SF 33 – LA 13
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3. Solomon Thomas, DE Snodfart
31. Reuben Foster, LB Alabama
66. Ahkelo Witherspoon, CB Colo
104. C.J. Beathard, QB Iowa
121. Joe Williams, RB Utah
146. George Kittle, TE Iowa
177. Trent Taylor, WR Louisiana Tech
198. D.J. Jones, DT Mississippi
202. Pita Taumoepenu, LB Utah
229. Adrian Colbert, CB Miami
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2 – 14 (We OWN the Rams!!)
SF 28 – LA 0
Panthers 46 – SF 28
Sea 37 – SF 18
Dal 24 – SF 17
AZ 33 – SF 21
Buff 45 – SF 16
TB 34 – SF 17
NO 87 – SF 20
AZ 23 – SF 20
NE 30 – SF 17
Miami 31 – SF 24
Chi 26 – SF 6
NYJ 23 – SF 17
Atl 473 – SF 13
SF 22 – LA 21
Sea 25 – SF 23
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1: 7 – Ore DL DeForest Buckner
1: 28 - Stanford G Joshua Garnett
3: 68 – Miss State CB Will Redmond
4: 133 - LSU CB Rashard Robinson
5: 142 – App State DL Ronald Blair
5: 145 – Georgia OL John Theus
5: 174 – Ole Miss OL Fahn Cooper
6: 207 – Louisiana QB Jeff Driskel
6: 211 – Florida RB Kelvin Taylor
6: 213 – Mich St WR Aaron Burbridge
7: 249 – W Ky CB Prince Charles Iworah
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5 – 11? Fuuuuuck
1 SF 20 – Minn 3
2 Pitt 43 – SF 18
3 AZ 47 – SF 7 –
4 GB 21 – SF 6
5 NYG 30 – SF 27
6 SF 25 – Balt 20
7 Sea 20 – SF 3
8 StL 27 – SF 6
9 SF 17 – Atl 16
10 Bye Week
11 Sea 29 – SF 13
12 AZ 19 – SF 13
13 SF 26 – Chi 20
14 Cle 24 – SF 10
15 Cincy 24 – SF 14
16 Det 32 – SF 17
17 SF 19 – StL 16
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1 (17). Arik Armstead, DL, Ore
2 (14). Jaquiski Tartt, S, Samford
3 (15). Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia
4 (18). Blake Bell, TE, Oklahoma
4 (27). Mike Davis, RB, SCar
4 (33). DeAndre Smelter, WR, GT
5 (29). Bradley Pinion, P, Clemson
6 (14). Ian Silberman, OL, BC
7 (27). Trenton Brown, OL, Florida
7 (37). Rory Anderson, TE, SCar
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8-8
1 9-7 SF 28 – Alice 17
2 9-14 Chi 28 – SF 20
3 9-21 AZ 23 – SF 14
4 9-28 SF 26 – Iggles 21
5 10-5 SF 22 – KC 17
6 10-13 SF 31 – StL 17
7 10-19 Den 72 – SF 3
8 BYE WEEK
9 11-2 StL 13 – SF 10
10 11-9 SF 27 – NO 24
11 11-16 SF 16 – NYG 13
12 11-23 SF 17 – Wash 13
13 11-27 Sea 19 – SF 3
14 12-7 Oak 24 – SF 13
15 19-6 Squalks
16 30-27 SD – fuck, I don’t care
17 SF 20 – AZ 17
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1 (30). Jimmie Ward db NlU
2 (57). Carlos Hyde rb Ohio St
3 (70). Marcus Martin c USC
3 (77). Chris Borland ilb Wisc
3 (100). Brandon Thomas ol Clem
4 (106). Bruce Ellington wr SCar
4 (129). Dontae Johnson cb NC St
5 (150). Aaron Lynch olb S Fla
5 (170). Keith Reaser cb Fla Atl
6 (180). Kenneth Ackercb SMU
7 (243). Kaleb Ramsey de BC
7 (245). Trey Millard fb Ok
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PRE 8/08 Donkeys 10 – SF 6
PRE 8/16 SF 15 – Chefs 13
PRE 8/25 SF 34 – Vikes 14
PRE 8/29 SF 41 SanDawgs 6
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01 9/08 SF 34 – GB 28
02 9/15 Sea 29 – SF 3
03 9/22 Indy 27 – SF 7
04 9/26 SF 35 – StL 11
05 10/06 SF 34 – Hou 3
06 10/13 SF 32 – AZ 20
07 10/20 SF 31 – Tenn 17
08 10/27 SF 42 – Jax 10
09 Bye Week
10 11/10 Carol 10 – SF 9
11 11/17 NO 23 – SF 20
12 11/25 SF 27 – Skins 6
13 12/01 SF 23 – Rams 13
14 12/08 SF 19 – Sea 17!!
15 12/15 SF 33 – TB 14
16 12/23 SF 34 – Atl 24
17 12/29 SF 23 – AZ 20
PLAYOFFS (2-1)
1/5/14 SF 23 – GB 20
1/12/14 SF 23 – Carolina 10
1/19/14 Sea 23 – SF 17
Not again!
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1 – Eric Reid – LSU – S
2 – Tank Carradine – Fla St – DE
2 – V McDonald – Rice – TE
3 – Corey Lemonier – Aub – DE
4 – Quinton Patton – La Te – WR
4 – Marcus Lattimore – SCr – RB
5 – Quinton Dial – Bama – DE
6 – Nick Moody – OLB – Fla
7 – B. J. Daniels – So Fla – QB
7 – Carter Bykowski – Iowa S – OT
7 – Marcus Cooper – Ruts – CB
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W Sun 9/9 SF 30 – GB 22
W Sun 9/16 SF 27 – Det 19
L Sun 9/23 Minn 24 – SF 13
W Sun 9/30 SF 34 – NYJ 0
W Sun 10/7 SF 45 – Buff 3
L Sun 10/14 NY 26 – SF 3
W Thu 10/18 SF 13 – Sea 6
W Mon 10/29 SF 24 – AZ 3
. . . . . . . . . . . Bye . . . . . . . . .
T Sun 11/11 SF 24 – StL 24
W Mon 11/19 SF 32 – Chi 7
W Sun 11/25 SF 31 – NO 21
L Sun 12/2 StL 16 – SF 13
W Sun 12/9 SF 27 – Mia 13
W Sun 12/16 SF 41 – NE 34
L Sun 12/23 Sea 100 – SF 3
W Sun 12/30 SF 27 – AZ 13
Playoffs
W Sat 1/12 SF 45 – GB 31
W Sun 1/20 SF 28 – Atl 24
Super Bowl
Sun 2/3 Balt 34 – SF 31
The horror. The horror . . .
All time PST
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1: WR A.J. Jenkins — Illini
2: RB LaMichael James — Ore
4: OL Joe Looney — Wake Forest
5: LB Darius Fleming — ND
6: S Trenton Robinson — Mich St
6: OL Jason Slowey — W Ore
7: DE Cam Johnson — Va
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San Francisco 49ers Forever 
Celek could make the grade. I don;t think Walker survives this . . .
Matt Barrows of the Sacramento Bee runs through the San Francisco 49ers’ undrafted free-agent class. Barrows: “Among the standouts are the three Stanford players, Chris Owusu, Matt Masifilo and Michael Thomas, and running back Jewel Hampton, whom I wrote about earlier in the week. Also of note is Clemson’s Kourtnei Brown, who has Aldon Smith-like dimensions and who ran his 40-yard dash in the 4.6-second range.”
Here’s a note to brighten Del Mar’s day:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/category/rumor-mill/
There was a little flirtation on both sides, but Alex Smith wound up back in San Francisco.
That means he will be working with the same offensive coordinator for a second season for the second time in his eight-year NFL career. That means he doesn’t have to spend the offseason learning a new playbook. Greg Roman and the rest of the 49ers offensive staff will use the time to focus on two mechanical flaws in Smith’s game this offseason, according to Matt Maiocco of CSNBayArea.com. The belief is that correcting the flaws will make Smith a more accurate passer.
Smith will be working on keeping his front leg flexed while throwing and he will be trying to drop back in a straighter line. Smith goes off center while dropping back, something that the team feels is affecting his accuracy. Smith completed a career-high 61.3 percent of his passes while taking the 49ers to the NFC Championship Game.
Accuracy might also be improved if the additions to the 49ers’ receiving corps — Mario Manningham, A.J. Jenkins and Randy Moss — give Smith better options when throwing the ball. If the mechanical work and the new faces work, Smith should be in line for an even better season than he had in 2011.
I think Dennis has not replied due to the fact he is still rolling on the floor laughing!
Shit, ya never know. If it actually helps, it’s all good. God knows Sing, Nolan, and their underlings sure didn’t do too much coaching-wise. Martz doesn’t count because he stacked the deck in JT O’fuckmeagain’s favor.
Yep or cryin’ out loud. But Alex is a good student and has shown the ability to learn and progress even without the natural talent of Peyton Manning, Montana or whomever. A good year ahead for Niners and Alex and the offense I predict
Working on his mechanics?
1. 5-step drop.
2. Look left.
3. Roll right.
4. Throw ball OB.
5. Repeat.
He doesn’t need to work on that.
Yeah we got that. Worked pretty good last season huh. Just one screw up (2?) by ST from the SB.
Well at least yer not in Barn 8.
Title is “49ers working on Alex Smith’s mechanics”
Jerry Rice will take A.J. Jenkins to “the hill”
Posted by Michael David Smith on May 7, 2012, 5:38 PM EDT
The wide receiver taken by the San Francisco 49ers in the first round of the NFL draft is going to get whipped into shape by the former 49ers receiver who is regarded by many as the greatest player in NFL history.
A.J. Jenkins, the former Illinois receiver who was selected by the 49ers in this year’s NFL draft, has been trading messages on Twitter with Jerry Rice, the Hall of Famer who was the 49ers’ first-round draft pick in 1985 and was ranked No. 1 in NFL Network’s list of the 100 greatest players ever. Rice confirmed today on ESPN’s NFL Live that he plans to take Jenkins to “the hill,” the 2.5-mile uphill path he regularly ran during his NFL career. Rice said that if Jenkins can master the hill, he’ll be at his best in the fourth quarter when everyone else is spent.
“In the fourth quarter you’ve still got to be able to make plays, make that incredible catch to win that football game, so I want to introduce him to that hill,” Rice said of Jenkins. “Hopefully we can build a relationship where we can start working together.”
The 49ers will never have another Jerry Rice, but if Jenkins takes his offseason conditioning as seriously as Jerry Rice, he’ll have a very successful career in San Francisco.
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For those of you in the area, “the hill” is located in Emerald Hills Park off of Edgewood Rd in Redwood City
Nice to see a WR try at least to follow in the footsteps of the Master
History wanted: 49ers seeking artifacts for hall of fame
“”In Week 3 of the 1980 season, 49ers starting quarterback Steve DeBerg came down with a case of laryngitis so bad the team had to fashion an amplifier for his helmet so that he could call signals during that week’s game against the New York Jets in Shea Stadium…
…Sure enough, when the 49ers were in the Jets red-zone, DeBerg started pointing to his throat, the signal that the amplifier had cut out. In came Montana, who promptly ran a naked bootleg for a five-yard touchdown. After the play, DeBerg’s amplifier miraculously started working again.
That amplifier contraption is one of the artifacts the 49ers recently have obtained for their hall of fame, which will be part of the new stadium. The team has all sorts of items – from the ball from Montana’s first touchdown pass in 1979 to Steve Wallace’s concussion-proof padding to Walsh’s desk – but is looking for more.
http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2012/05/-in-week-3-of.html
Interesting article from Barrows. Dennis you got any ‘artifacts; you can donate? Maybe a lawn chair youse hucked down da hill after Craig’s fumble ended the run for the Three-Peat?
Lawn chair? Dennis was sitting in his Barcalounger when that went down, he fell out of the Barcalounger and promptly threw it through a plate glass window.
Dennis should stay thirsty.
Still got my ticket stub from the 1972 Cowboys game . . . I used to have a signed football from the 1972 Niners, but all the signatures faded, and my older brother wrote all over it, the asshole.
I’ll say. That’s sacrilegious !
That was me, Kevin. When Craig fumbled, I threw a lawn chair down a hill ~250 ft.
Ha ha, yeah that was a depressing moment in Niner history!! there is always a moment in a game when you just know your team is going to lose!! In the 2002 World Series, when the Angels came back in that game, I just knew the Giants were not going to win the WS that year!! even though there was another game to play!!
I knew it was somebody around here. We got lots of talent.
That fumble was a perfectly shitty ending to a great Hawaii vacation. That and my brother-in-law’s smirk over no three-peat. Jack ass
How low has T.O. sunk? He was on with Dr. Phil the other day crying about how he can’t pay the $50,000/mo in child support he owes to four women with whom he has four different kids.
Here’s a Kleenex.
sniff…..
Hard to have sympathy for that but I don’t hate the guy
rubbing my index finger and thumb together, playing the violin!!
Chuck, I keep getting an e-mail every time a new comment is made despite not having the box below checked? Anything you can do on your end? Thanks.
BOO-HOO!
No. It’s a wordpress problem. I’ve informed them of the situation . . .
I cahnged a couple settings, Dennis. Lemme know it it’s still a problem….
As of this moment I’m still getting messages too Chuck
From Bleacherreport
Texas A&M’s Tony Jerod-Eddie will attempt to become the latest undrafted defensive lineman to make the 49ers’ roster.
A year after nose tackle Ian Williams and defensive tackle Demarcus Dobbs made the 53-man roster despite being undrafted, the Niners announced the signing of Jerod-Eddie today.
I’m still getting e-mails when there’s a new comment. Do I receive one from one of my own posts?
Drink Dennis, drink! Happy Hour is only a few hours away!
No 12 Steps for the Nip
Not when it’s 5 steps from the couch to the liquor cabinet.
Save 7 steps, drink a beer? Hey that’s a good plan!
I’m gonna try that tonight
Still getting the e-mails. Like I need another reason to drink.
At least make sure it’s the good stuff. And hide the car keys.
Same here still Chuck…but but it really doesn’t bother me because I never get any emails anymore just spam and this is at least 2 cuts above spam. Send Dennis’s emails to me
Dennis, is it just mine, or is it Flav’s blog as well?
It happened on Flav’s once last week, but whatever he did rectified the problem and it hasn’t happened on the Flap since.
Here’s an article from Barrows on the thickening plot at RG:
http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2012/05/reluctant-at-first-boone-now-embracing-new-position.html
“Reluctant at first, Boone now embracing new position”
– Boone called it “a little bit of a shocker. … At first I wasn’t for it in my own head.” And now? “I love it.”
– At guard, the contact is immediate. “It’s a lot more violent in there, so I like it,” he said.
– “You’re never too tall to play anything,” he said. “As long as you can sink low enough and get leverage on guys.”
I hope Boone succeeds. I really like his attitude. He’s 6’8″ and could pack more meat on his frame. I think he was 330 lbs and flabby when he came in as a rook. Competition is with Kilgore, Person (2nd team) and Looney when his foot gets better
With Chilo the plot never thickened, it merely sickened.
(groan)
Here’s the list of draft picks we’ve signed up to date: 49ers signed six picks: RB LaMichael James, G Joe Looney, LB Darius Fleming, S Trenton Robinson, OL Jason Slowey, and LB Cameron Johnson.
Where’s Peyton Manning’s name on that list?
We have Randy Moss who actually, you know, wanted to play for us.
“Veteran receiver Randy Moss must have run a dozen go routes himself. He looked like his old self, appearing very fit and very fast. In fact, he caught a bomb from Smith in the middle of the end zone from 50 yards away.
Kaepernick described having Moss in the offensive huddle as “surreal.” Like most young players on the team, he watched Moss as a kid….”
Read more here: http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2012/05/football-school-kilgore-at-center-boone-at-right-guard.html#storylink=cpy
More from Barrows: – Whitner: “Moss hasn’t lost any speed, Goldson due next week”
http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2012/05/whitner-moss-hasnt-lost-any-speed-goldson-due-next-week.html#storylink=cpy
– “Whitner said he didn’t know if that means Goldson will sign the one-year franchise tag tender that was offered to him in February.
– “The difference between then and now when it comes to Moss? Zero”, Whitner said.
We don’t have the pencil neck Manning but Whitner praises the ‘long-strider’ Randy Moss and tells what it’s like trying to cover him. Sez it’s gonna help the running game.
Del Mar I understand it was Chuck who hucked the lawn chair down the hill for +80 yards but is it true as Irish sez you hucked yer Barcalounger though a plate glass window after the Craig fumble ruining the Three-Peat? If it’s more than another vicious rumor being circulated by Irish then perhaps you will consider donating it along with Chuck donating the lawn chair to the Niner Hall of Fame Museum? If it didn’t survive the hucking then perhaps you would consider donating some of the plate glass window?
But with Irish it’s hard to separate fact from fiction I realize.
I don’t know where Irish came up with that story, but I’ve never even owned a “Barcalounger.” But I can attest to the fact that the outcome of certain 49er games have sent me to jail twice, and the hospital thrice. I have the scars and broken bone x-rays to prove it. I passed on the tattoos while incarcerated.
And that’s why for all yer anti-smithisms we can never dismiss you as a True Fan of the Niners. (Sorta like Chuck with his certain anti-QB Rants- different team tho- whose name we shall not mention, ha) Jail twice? That’s impressive! Hospital thrice? Wow, crazy stuff.. I’m impressed, serious.
Naw Irish was kidding and so am I. I forgot it was our esteemed leader – teh Chuckster not yer guy Smithy- who demonstrated the proper technique in hucking lawn chairs and not you Del Mar. All good my friend.
In jail did you bend over, Dennis?
Bend over? No problem. I learned from the late, great Leslie Nielsen how to take showers in prison.
Bazinga! Nippy getting a little saucy these days . . .
Watching too much of the Big Bang Theory Chuck??
“Don’t be saucy with me Bearnaise.”
Yeah, I was just make shit about Dennis. Dennis is a really funny guy, I just like to give him some grief everyonce in awhile. okay all the time. any Dennis, I apologize if I went overboard on the story!
Yeah it’s fun to joke the joker
And Chuck, please fix the email thing!!
I still haven’t heard back from WordPress but i changed som more settings.
Let me know if they have stopped . . .
More more bogus emails as of all day today Chuck. But I did hear from Dennis or was it a cleverly disguised kinda spam? Hard to tell.
Just kidding Del Mar!
“more more bogus…” Sorry Chuck that was supposed to read ‘NO more bogus emails…’
No one has posted, so this is a test post to see if an email will go out. Make sure Dennis is the only one to get emails.
Still getting ’em, Kev. I know how we could make getting these e-mails fun — turn it into a drinking game. Every time you get an e-mail from Chuck’s blog alerting you of a new comment, you have to take a drink.
I’d be posting comments faster than Warp 9. (Jim) Beam me up Scotty.
From MATT MAIOCCO, CSNBA
Smith spent a week in Southern California working with former big-league pitcher and pitching coach Tom House on the mechanics of throwing prior to the start of the 49ers’ offseason program. House has worked extensively with other NFL quarterbacks, including Drew Brees and Carson Palmer.
Interesting. Can we now assume Alex will be a pinpoint accurate passer?
Assume Alex will be a pinpoint accurate passer? Assume?
ASS + U + ME = Alex throwing the ball with pinpoint accuracy.
I’ll take that as a “NO”…vewy vewy quietly…
In the interest of reducing the stress of worrying about the Mayan ‘end of the world’ prediction I’m posting this to consider. And it’s one Less reason to drink, right?
Nevermind the Apocalypse: Earliest Mayan Calendar Found
http://news.yahoo.com/nevermind-apocalypse-earliest-mayan-calendar-found-180438279.html
A.J. Jenkins is gonna start running up “The Hill” in hopes of getting in shape?
Fuck that. You guys need to see Frank. My cat has his own ideas on “A.J.”…
First thought? All Jello. 😀
WTF happened to this once great game of football that I was reared and nurtured on as a young child? The game I know and love is gone.
The game has changed to match the woosey-ness of the times. With 16 Billion in the hole the nanny state California can’t afford itself anymore than the rest of the US can. But the woosey-fying regulations outta our betters at HQ will cease long long after the money runs out.
Don’t watch Dennis. How about you shut up?
How bout’ you muddle along with your blog w/o my witty and punctual repartee?
That would be a challenge. You need me.
Poor Chuck, stuck with such as us
Whatever happened to the dickwad and his faithful sidekick?
Phil, you have to rub the lamp three times and say the magic words, “Alex Smith.”
Serious lol Grumpy. That;s why I’m going to take yer earlier advice, and be vewy vewy quiet and Not Mention the QB who shall not be mentioned..
…Ah, the sounds of silence…
So email still coming. Dennis, here I thought you were a class guy? JIm beam…really??? Jameson a nice Irish whiskey would give you some class!!🏈🏈🏈🍻
Enough of these distractions, back to NASCAR…
74 Laps to go… and now Bobby LaBonte brings out the the caution….there goes my ‘C’ driver…now Berger’s guy, “Smoke,” just took a dump in the pits. Welcome to NASCAR…
It’s just a lot of noise. Get back to your horses.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I met Jack Nicholson? Of course not. Haven’t had the pleasure. Jack’s the one guy I really would like meet. I think I speak for most everyone when I say, “Jack epitomizes the meaning of cool.”
Set aside his three Oscars, easy to set aside, but Jack has “It.” “It” has been tried to be defined many a times in history with no definitive answer. There is no definition. You just live it. You just act it. And you just are it.
Jack’s it.
What about Jack Daniels?
Irish (or phil) would never approve
Bogart was another one. Hemingway too. But yeah Jack is still cool and still around. Not many men like that anymore..prolly never were
Now with the World Wide Spy Machine (I mean wwweb) filtered through google, facebook direct to big brother you can assume webmasters, everyone everywhere knows when you sport wood, curse the prez, wipe yer ass. The cumulative effect on football will be reflected when the refs call for the electronic coin toss at the beginning of each week’s
NFL Virtual Football Game. Won’t that be fun?
Nicholson would hoist another one at that….a drink or a middle finger or both. Up yer snooping ass dickwads!
Who knew you had such a nice car, Dennis?
http://tinyurl.com/6wd8r7p
Yeah but his driving really sucks.
Test??
Actually it was just a pop quiz and you easily passed.
For a scary minute there I thought Denny and I chased you off yer own blog for good leaving us two and Nipper to blather endlessly about ridiculous subjects. Scary
Chuck what is WordPress saying about all the emails!!
I seen the “Check box” marked by default sometimes saying “Notify Me….blah blah”. I try to remember to uncheck it before posting.
Nice article on LaMichael James from Barrows:
http://www.sacbee.com/2012/05/13/4486381/49ers-rookie-james-credits-grandmother.html
He’s going to be a good one
Sucks that 5th round pick LB Darius Fleming tore his ACL in non contact practice today,likely.ending his Rookie season.Would of liked to have seen him play on ST and backup LB role this year.
Injuries, the curse of our sporting heroes.
Yeah, I think Cam Johnson just got a better shot at making the roster.
Yep and Harleson what’szsname..
I’m thirsty my friends!
Bear with me while I sort out WTF is wrong with WordPress.
I don’t do bear impersonations. Would you settle for a laughing hyena?
>Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?< Huh? This is in the "Leave Reply" area.
Chuck WordPress has a nice format but performance of their software sucks. I can see how this would try the patience of a saint- or even you
That Dana Plato (Kimberly) from “Diff’rent Strokes” sure was a mess. She OD’ed on Vicodin (after many previous suicide attempts) when she was only 34.
I have to monitor my Vicodin. Booze + pain meds. = trouble. I’m liable to “pull a Marilyn” myself at any moment.
Glad to hear the 49ers gave a thumbs down to the HBO “Hard Knocks” deal. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy watching the show. It provides great insight and a behind-the-scenes view of a team at training camp. Those moments of players having to go meet the “Turk” are especially captivating. I just don’t want it to me my team involved. I don’t want any fucking distractions.
I watched that the other day and Brian Bilick was the HC, Rex Ryan the DC, and Marvin Lewis was the DB coach. I though, gee, exciting.
BTW the blog is working now . . .
New post.