The First Annual Wild Card Weekend Prognistication Party

Or some shit like that. Gimme your guesses, and the winner gets a dream date, with kneepads, with Paul Williams. And a baby’s arm holding an apple. 2nd place is a weekend at Dennis’s. 3rd place is a week there.

I know there aren’t too many different options here, but hey, this looks like a great set of games for once. And, I tell ya one thing, it sure is a hell of a lot more fun having the Niners actually involved in the playoffs than watching them for strictly betting purposes. With a bye no less . . .

If you want to read my detailed breakdown of how I think the playoffs go (sure you do), just click the previous thread. I’ve gotten 3 predictions so far. Here’s the schedule of games:

Saturday, Jan. 7th
6.Bengals (9-7) vs. 3.Texans (10-6), 1:30 pm NBC
6.Lions (10-6) vs. 3.Saints (13-3), 5:00 pm NBC
Sunday, Jan. 8th
5.Falcons (10-6) vs. 4.Giants (9-7), 10:00 am FOX
5.Steelers (12-4) vs. 4.Broncos (8-8), 1:30 pm CBS

All times are Pacific Standard times. I have no idea when these games start in the Philippines.

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358 Responses to The First Annual Wild Card Weekend Prognistication Party

  1. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Earlier he got a lot of credit for not turning the ball over. So actually his recent INTs may represent improvement in that he’s throwing the ball within 5 feet of *somebody*…

  2. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    If Tebow played baseball, he’d make a perfect “Nuke” LaLoosh in “Bull Durham.”
    His passes are just a bit outside…look out mascot!

  3. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    The real Nuke, Dalkowski, once hit a spectator who was waiting for a hot dog in the stands. Don’t know if that was in the film… T-Blow is a candidate for that kind of ignominy.

  4. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    GREAT pass by Tebow. That was money. Go watch “Swingers.” Vince Vaughn will tell ya how money you are…

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I suppose Tebow’s rating is now 127.4.

  6. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    That previous pass by Tebow was GREAT. That TD pass he just threw was God-like.
    Should be no surprise.

    Go Jesus!

  7. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Those were two good throws. It proves that, uh, he can throw 2 good passes,,

  8. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    This is classic Tebow– look like shit and then fire off a fantastic throw (the td pass was fantastic, the other one was ugly looking and he had like 10 seconds to decide what to do). His throwing motion is so bad. I’d like to see him run more today

  9. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    WTF happened to Isaac Redman? The Steelers are down to their 3rd string RB.
    Nah, God didn’t have a hand in that…or did he?

  10. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Got to give Denver’s O line credit. Tebow’s has 6+ seconds on some of these passes.

  11. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    God just took away 52 yards.

  12. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Now JC gives Tebow and his Broncos the review reversal.

    I don’t want do make this a religious thread, but there’s NO denying, that someone, may he or she be upstairs, downstairs or not on any stairs at all. But somebody likes that guy.

    And that somebody gives Tebow Blessing… It’s OK to admit it, I’m jealous and so are you.

  13. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    TD TIM TEBOW!

    Heeeeeeeeeee!

  14. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    I finally figured out how to tolerate Tebow: bet $ on him.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Assigning any religious intervention to Tebow’s performance is blasphemy, Dennis.

    Just thought I’d let you know.

    Pittsburgh is running out of players.

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      Right you are. The Steelers are getting mighty thin in more than just a few areas.

      As for assigning blasphemy to yours truly? That train has left the station many moons ago. If you run real fast, you might still be able to catch the caboose.

  16. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    I figure that God has now decided that he’s teased the heathens enough.

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    So far it’s a home-team bonanza . . .

  18. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Haha I am fucking loving this.

  19. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Tebow spirals a ball (if you can use that word) like it’s the first time he’s ever thrown a football. It isn’t just being left handed. I’m left handed and I throw a perfect spiral compared to that dude.

    • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

      And I thought only Billy Kilmer and Steve Spurrier couldnt throw a spiral.Tebow throws a knukleball.

      • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

        Kat, don’t you go knocking Steve Spurrier. I wore his #11 jersey back in 1973 at the ‘Stick. If you have a problem with that #11, I got a guy for ya… 😀

      • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

        Real sorry you would wear a Spurrier jersey Dennis.For a Heisman trophy winner,he was right up there in talent with your boy from Pinole Gino.Brodie was the man with the talent.Hell George Mira could give Spurrier a run for minimal talent.

      • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

        Kat, thank you. That is why I’ve always said that the Heisman Trophy is a goddamn joke. Steve Spurrier (1966, the year I was born) and Gino Torretta have their names engraved on that sacred trophy.

        You think Andrew Luck is worried about finishing second twice? Reminds me of the horse, Alydar. He finished twice — thrice in the Triple Crown to Affirmed. But true horsemen know who was the better horse. Especially when it came to the breeding shed.

  20. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I don’t want to intrude, nor will I ask you about your religious beliefs. But if you can’t appreciate Tebow’s devotion, well, I can’t help ya there.

    I am envious of that that guy. It’s not that he believes in Jesus Christ. It’s the fact that he just believes. Whether it be JC, the Sun, the Moon or Alex Smith’s jockstrap. Tim Tebow is committed 100% to his beliefs.

    I know I, and I think the rest of you would like to be able to say the same.

    • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

      Fuck you. I believe in myself. Try it sometime. The only person who makes good/bad things happen in my life is me. It’s the same for you too, Denny, you’re just too blinded to see that…

      • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

        Flav, that question wasn’t directed specifically at you, but I’m happy to hear your response. I’m still working on trying to believe in myself.

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