! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

! ! ! ! Can’t get any lower. Still I feel I’m sinking ! ! ! !

Outshined by Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. The theme song for your SF Giants 2026 team.

In a season full of pitching debacles and crushing losses, they managed to pull one out for the ages.

Yes, the biggest blown 9th inning league in the 125 year history of the team. They were 2,208-0 when leading by 6 or more in the 9th. Til today.

Up 9-3 in the top of the 9th, the team could not even get an out before Cincy tied it. Bivans came in and really had no clue. Not sure why whoever the interim manager even was didn’t pull him a little faster, but I think it was pretty obvious Bivens didn’t have it. He gave up the longest home run into the cove that I’ve ever seen. Then again, Smith came in and nuked the joint. And the rest was errors, walks and general rookie ball crap.

I guess the lockout is a blessing.

For Dolly . . .

3,357 Responses to ! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

  1. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    I didn’t expect to miss Heliot’s OF prowess.

  2. bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

    Whatta Fuckin clown show

  3. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Wow.

    When the wheels come off this POS team, they absolutely friggin’ come off.

    Gilbert loses the ball with sunglasses not on his nose, but on his cap.

    Tigers taking batting practice against the Giants no-name pen — batting around.

    Just bring up the vaunted AA players for the rest of the season. I can’t see it being worse than this excrement. Just one hit so far for the Giants, to add insult.

    What an embarrassing exhibition.

  4. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Fans that stuck around letting Giants know what they think of them. Man, you have nice promo to honor the WS heroes and then play like that in front of everyone, new low.

  5. Paul Sorensen's avatar Paul Sorensen says:

    Ah, the dreaded Opener. I was wondering why they used that yesterday. Xoot, you pointed out Houser’s astronomical 1st innings stats. Is that why? Do *they* actually run those numbers and decide that Houser should “start” the 2nd inning? Why? So we can watch Brubaker give up a run in the 1st instead of the 6th? I’m not a big Houser fan, but I don’t blame him for thinking “yeah, this isn’t for me”. Always hated the Opener thing and always will.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      well, as Willie’s sources pointed out, he’s been better in relief than as a starter. And he’s in the pen becz he was so bad. And I think the Giants have to use openers now. Hell, that won’t even be the ugliest thing about this execrable season, I’m afraid.

  6. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Yeah, two wild pitches handed to Detroit. Whatever. SF in this loss never had a batter with RISP. Huh? SF now 19 games under .500. 20+ is looking like a lock.

    Carson Seymour is not very good. He’s consistent in that, as he’s yo yo’d up/down from Sac.

    Can the pitchers acquired in those trades just skip two years of “development” ? ‘Cuz next year looks bleak from here…

  7. Paul Sorensen's avatar Paul Sorensen says:

    Don’t know if any of ya’ll saw the 8/6 Thursday night Sox vs. Sox game at Fenway, 13 innings, half a dozen lead changes. A couple of my best buds in Boston were at that game, would’ve been a fun one to see. Two teams probably bound for the post season, bunch of good young players on both sides. If you have a spare 20 minutes, it’s a “good baseball watch” (especially after this stinker of a Giants game today). Tried to paste link here, can’t, but I’m sure you can find it if you want to…

    • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

      Thanks for the reminder Paul, been trying to get to it. I hear it was really something to behold. I’ll bypass the condensed game and watch the entire thing from the mlb archive … after todays cringe worthy embarrassment I’ll need to set myself up with a nice morphine drip.

      • Paul Sorensen's avatar Paul Sorensen says:

        Just saw videos of the flood waters running down Brewery Gulch road in Bisbee. Wild!

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      Thanks for sharing xoot. Roger Craig is one of my favorite 49ers. So deserving of his HOF selection . . . Praying for him and his family.

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      Man, saw so many of those games in the 80s. Such a perfect time to be a fan after the absolut heartbreak of those early 70s Brodie-led teams.

      Thx for posting that. Just read the articles in the Chron and it didn’t mention anything about dementia.

  8. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Any of you guys think the Giants have a real good chance to get No Hit this season?

  9. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Roger Craig was on stage but did not speak live at his enshrinement ceremony at the HOF. They played a tape of him speaking, in which he talks about the dementia. You can easily find the tape on YouTube. Very sorry to hear the dementia news. Being a running back in his era was a recipe for later life health disaster. I think it still is. If I were CMC, I would give it up after this season to limit the long term damage.

  10. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    So, Webb goes today. He may pitch well. Even if he does, the odds are this POS team won’t score much for him, and they lose.

    Whether they win/lose today, his efforts are being wasted on this death spiral team. I will always say they should have traded him, getting the biggest haul possible for a guy of his talent with this season + 2 more still under contract at very favorable pricing.

    The more we see players coming up to play in SF, the more it is obvious the Giants cupboard at AAA is bare of MLB players. I thought Koss would at least be a decent utility guy made into a semi-regular, but his big deficiencies are being exposed now.

    Hopefully this Mayer kid out of Boston in the Miller deal will prove to be a find. He’s young, maybe he just needs new scenery. At least he’s coming in with a good attitude, willing to work with Washington on his glove. Apparently unlike Adames, who Washington said in a moment of candor last week that he wished Admames would work more with him. Ouch. If you are the statistical worst or near worst defensive SS in MLB, and you have one of the best infield coaches in modern history sitting on the bench with you, not taking full advantage of that is ridiculous.

    Nightengale said: “Infielder Marcelo Mayer, dumped by the Boston Red Sox at the trade deadline and subjected to erroneous off-the-field gossip rumors, is thrilled that he’s now with the San Francisco Giants and is eagerly looking forward to working with infield guru Ron Washington.

    In the offseason the Giants prime goal must be to somehow get rid of Adames. Now with .693 OPS, K rate 30.5%. He’s crap with the glove, wild arm, getting worse range every week, and refuses or is unable to stop swinging at low and way outside crap pitches. His occasional HRs are not near enough to balance out his massive negatives.

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      “Whether they win/lose today, his efforts are being wasted on this death spiral team. I will always say they should have traded him, getting the biggest haul possible for a guy of his talent with this season + 2 more still under contract at very favorable pricing.”

      What you said snarkk! Dollars to donuts – 10 years from now, this will be cited as a major reason why the Giants didn’t progress beyond a 2nd tier team, mired in mediocrity for 20 years (i.e., 2016 to 2036).

  11. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Yeah way long overdue for Roger Craig the 1st RB to get over 1,000 yards Rushing and 1,000 yards receiving and his high legging running style was truly impressive! Man the epic years of Montana,Rice,Taylor and Craig especially kicking ass on the Rams will always hold a special place in my heart!!

    Sad to hear about his dementia symptoms for sure caused by concussions CTE and for sure getting up on stage with the other HOF was to uncomfortable for him, but his prerecorded tape and coming out about his Dementia was truly inspiring!!

  12. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    friend of mine claims he saw Webb at Outside Lands late last night. Logan? he asked. Shhhhhhh, the guy said. Of course, my friend also admits that he was fairly loaded.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      Your friend was loaded, or Webb was? If I were Webb, I’d probably go to OL and get loaded — a lot. Pitching your ass off with no hope of real meaning to the season and probably the next two has to be no fun.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        well, i did intend to make the antecedent clear while at the same time acknowledging that just about everyone in the park at that time was fairly loaded, which sort of suggests . . . .

  13. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    What is Susac doing make an ABS challenge in the first inning and losing it? I swear, the Giants seem to be friggin’ clueless at when and if it comes to ABS challenges.

    Per ESPN stats, No SF catcher is in the top 20 most successful ABS catcher challengers in MLB. As a team, Giants are tied at 24th in MLB with Seattle at 50.9% in team ABS challenge success — so the Giants officially suck at that, too.

  14. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Adames contract makes him virtually untradeable. He is far from 100% (as are lot of guys by this time of year), and difficulties with his back are what impacts putting in extra work with Wash, not his laziness or indifference. The Giants could put him IL for 60 and muddle through with yet another Sacto guy but if he says he can play and put support pad on his back on bench that’s how they are rolling. I’d rather not see more of IF backups Kennedy Basabe et al than necessary. Minus Chapman and Schmitt they do need adult in the room on the IF, and clubhouse.

    If FO has $50-75 mil or so to play around with, I’d rather see them buy Vitello some quality pitching than spend it trying to get rid of Adames.

  15. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    poor Kruk botches his explanation of whip

  16. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    On cue, another basically unforced Adames throwing error.

    I’ve heard all about about his supposed back problem. All about meaning no details, amorphous. As usual with the Giants. A guy sucks for a long time, all of a sudden they talk about a lingering injury nobody has heard of before. If he’s got a bad back, then go on the IL and play somebody healthy.

    The guy has to go in the offseason. Whatever it takes.

  17. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    So sick of Adames and his pussy arm trying these lollipop bounces to 1st base for another error! He has plenty of time to get the runner if he just set and fired a strike!

    I don’t know any other SS that does this BS on a daily basis..

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      If Adames weren’t getting paid the massive amount he is, he’d surely be on the IL if he has a bad back. Or would be back in Sac or Arizona re-habbing and trying to improve his overall game. Or just cut. If his back makes him throw like Gumby, then get him the hell to the IL.

      There is no way he is some kind of fan magnet to fans coming to the park. I haven’t heard anybody say that here or in media. Fans are coming still because they’ve invested in tickets long ago, or just want a day out at a cool place. It certainly isn’t because of the great ball being played by him.

      And “leadership” from him seems like groundless, vapor talk. Leader? How? Leading talent-challenged dudes and under-performing vets to a 20 game underwater result? Leading the MLB in bad SS defense — yeah, that’s it.

      BTW, Adames just got thrown out at home in the attempted sac fly. He can’t help that he’s pretty slow, but how about at least a try at a fade away slide instead of sliding straight into the tag? I try to find something positive with this guy, but it’s hard, especially at his salary level and constant underperforming and jackassery.

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