! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

! ! ! ! Can’t get any lower. Still I feel I’m sinking ! ! ! !

Outshined by Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. The theme song for your SF Giants 2026 team.

In a season full of pitching debacles and crushing losses, they managed to pull one out for the ages.

Yes, the biggest blown 9th inning league in the 125 year history of the team. They were 2,208-0 when leading by 6 or more in the 9th. Til today.

Up 9-3 in the top of the 9th, the team could not even get an out before Cincy tied it. Bivans came in and really had no clue. Not sure why whoever the interim manager even was didn’t pull him a little faster, but I think it was pretty obvious Bivens didn’t have it. He gave up the longest home run into the cove that I’ve ever seen. Then again, Smith came in and nuked the joint. And the rest was errors, walks and general rookie ball crap.

I guess the lockout is a blessing.

For Dolly . . .

3,358 Responses to ! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

  1. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    The usual screwed up inning! 1st and 3rd no outs idiot Basabe losing a challenge in a ball right down the middle! Possible Sac Fly but no Adames thrown out at the plate and Giants had no challenges left lol they really are the worse team in baseball imo..

  2. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    poor Kuip can’t keep ABS challenges and replay challenges both in mind at the same time and still function

  3. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Nellie dies at age 86. RIP.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      Now there’s a guy who had a great life lived.

      Too bad he never coached to an NBA championship, but won plenty of them as a player. He cracked me up a lot when he was Dubs HC and on the radio with the KNBR morning guys in the run TMC time.

  4. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    How many guys in this Giants LU today should be here next season, regardless of contract status?

    Eldridge – yes

    Lee – yes

    Adames – hell no

    Devers – yes

    Basabe – no

    Gilbert – no

    Susac – yes

    McCray – no

    Koss – no

  5. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    Webb has been great today. Two singles and a DP ball scored the only run (after 8) against him. I bet he wasn’t at Outside Lands last night.

  6. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Yep.

    Webb with a really nice 8 full innings workout, and nothing to show for it. Just think of what a contending team would have given the Giants to get that workout for themselves today.

    Yay.

    • willedav's avatar willedav says:

      Puro LF as Sabean would say. giants already have major holes in their pitching staff most importantly in SP rotation; trading away a reliable role model soldier you have under control for 2 more years is no no.

      • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

        A role model for trash arms? Great.

        They will rue the day they did not trade Webb.

        It’s like keeping Patton around to lead a battalion of mess hall cooks with broomsticks. Great leadership with nothing to lead.

      • willedav's avatar willedav says:

        The FO and ownership are not tanking next season and trading everyone away. Baer and old man J would collapse.

        The young SPs, Roupp Whiz and whomever, do need role models on how professionals act and prepare to pitch as long and successfully as Webb does. Webb is definitely a leader for them. Take him away and they have no one around to learn from by example. All young players need someone like that.

  7. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Criminy. Ghost runner scores almost immediately off of Hentjes.

    Then Adames boots the DP grounder hit right to him, the second run scores instead of inning ending twin kill. I don’t want to hear it came up on him, he was right in front of it, that’s a ball a good SS eats for lunch.

    This guy is a one man wrecking crew. You can’t have a competitive MLB team with a shortstop, the most important defensive position outside of catcher, at the bottom of the entire league’s defensive stats. And, blocking other asset acquisitions with his massive contract. In the offseason, do whatever it takes to get rid of him.

    Why are the Giants batters not even appealing bad strike calls when they have an appeal available in extras? Where is the coaching on this?

    Come on Giants, can you pull this one out?

  8. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    all they have to do is lose every series from now until the end of September. They don’t need to get swept, just get whipped, and 100 is in the bag.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      The last two games certainly make it look like 100 losses is a lock. They have got to get other players up here to see what they can do. At the plate, this lineup sucks donkey dong, and in the field they are absolute merde, mentally and physically. Devers stood there and looked at what should have been a double, but his laziness kept it at a single. The whole team, coaches included, act like they’ve found a long lost stash of ludes…

  9. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    This is inexcusable. It looked like the Giants did not know they have a new ABS challenge in extras because they had none at the end of 9. That’s the rule. They did not question called 3rd strikes!!!!

    WTF !!! ??

    Miller on radio is near speechless.

    This team is just lameAss, ridiculous. The adjectives fail how to describe how bad this team is.

    As predicted, and predictable, Webb pitched his ass off in a team loss exemplified by idiotic play and apparently clueless coaching.

    I hope this squad craters to 30 games underwater, and crowds get down to 5000. Fed up with this feckless organization.

  10. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    20 games under .500 now a season best at 49-69!! Jim Davenport smiling in his grave as his shortened forgettable record in 1985 of 56-88 has a chance to be broken by Tony Vitello if they go 6-20 in the next stretch of 26 games,it’s doable!!

  11. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    stories I’m seeing that Atlanta wanted to trade for Webb but settled for Mahle don’t surprise me. Buster is not sentimental, but he knew Webb as a rookie call up, helped turn him into an ace in 21, and has observed his leadership in the clubhouse the past few years. He understands Webb’s value, especially when there’s no other pitcher on the roster remotely comparable.

  12. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Bad back??? Look in the mirror “Adumbass!!!!” Every freaking game we won, shit for brains hefting a 10 gallon cooler filled with Gatorade. Is it any wonder that this POS has back issues?

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      Luckily, they don’t win much. Still, now that you mention it, I think football post game celebrations usually involve two huge guys hoisting and dumping the heavy moisture.

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    cut chappedass AND Adumbass!!!

    make it so!

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    can Basabe play SS? Put dumbass in the shelf

    • willedav's avatar willedav says:

      He’s had 700 ABs in Coast League for Giants hitting around .260, maybe league average at best with 15 errors at SS in just over 100 games.

      Might be capable backup, but not taking Adames or anyone else job next season.

  15. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Webb was clapping on mound yesterday during Giants tribute to Verlander. Called him “mentor for life” and said, “I was lucky enough to be around him for a year.”

    Giants, like everyone else, need guys like this on roster. In Dusty Baker’s excellent “Crossroads” he refers endlessly to what he learned during time spent with Hank Aaron in ATL, and also to many others that have helped him along way. Excellent read btw.

  16. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    some second line commenter wondered why Devers isn’t playing 3B now, Eldridge 1B. Rafi was there full time two years ago, but only once last year, true. OTOH he’s been pretty agile at 1B. His picks have missed but he’s handled hot grounders just fine. Hell, you’d think he’d be demanding it….

  17. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Basabe stinks as in infielder Chuck especially SS, I’m more excited to see Marcelo Mayer playing SS after finishing up a rehab he might be ready ( he was the 4th overall pick in his draft by Redsox’s)to start their next road trip.. Giants have like 6-7 SS in system with Klein the closest to major league, yeah we’re all sick of Adames but they won’t eat that contract nor likely find a trade partner in winter, it sucks but that’s the reality..

  18. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    Following this season:

    A-Dumb-Ass: $155.7M thru 2031(Full No Trade) Turns 31 next month…

    Chappaquiddick: $100.7M thru 2031(Full No Trade) Turns 34 next April…

    Dever-ticulosis: $225M thru 2033 (Apparently movable?) Turns 30 in October…

    Note: Jung Hoo has opt out clause after 2027 season…

    • willedav's avatar willedav says:

      Fortunately for bean counters, beside Webb (and Bader/Houser) most everyone else is on minimum wage. Schmitt isn’t arb eligible for another year.

      Spending $$ to dump Big 3 isn’t biggest problem–it’s spending it wisely enough to improve pitching. Interesting to see if Tidwell can show he’s legit SP going forward which wasn’t original role for him iirc.

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    FUBAR all over again. People bitched about not handing out deals, and now we have three albatrosses.

    Thing is, I think we all would have been OK with giving Gasman a deal.

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