! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

! ! ! ! Can’t get any lower. Still I feel I’m sinking ! ! ! !

Outshined by Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. The theme song for your SF Giants 2026 team.

In a season full of pitching debacles and crushing losses, they managed to pull one out for the ages.

Yes, the biggest blown 9th inning league in the 125 year history of the team. They were 2,208-0 when leading by 6 or more in the 9th. Til today.

Up 9-3 in the top of the 9th, the team could not even get an out before Cincy tied it. Bivans came in and really had no clue. Not sure why whoever the interim manager even was didn’t pull him a little faster, but I think it was pretty obvious Bivens didn’t have it. He gave up the longest home run into the cove that I’ve ever seen. Then again, Smith came in and nuked the joint. And the rest was errors, walks and general rookie ball crap.

I guess the lockout is a blessing.

For Dolly . . .

3,346 Responses to ! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

  1. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    After starting Eldridge off with changeups Henderson throws 4 seam fastball right by him for strike 3. hmmnn

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    This is starting to remind me of the bad old mid-70s Giants. Even they weren’t THIS bad.

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Juist when Roupp dee doo gets his shit together cyclosporiasis kicks in.

  4. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Roupp is a head case. He gets in trouble and then can’t throw a friggin’ strike. Just flails. 84 pitches in 3.2 innings ?!!

    Then Brubaker came in and first pitch, gives up a 2 run single onto Roupp’s stat sheet. Nice. Typical game here for the Giants. Pitchers walk the oppo (3), Giants surprisingly have 2 walks, but 7 Ks swinging at crap and struggling to string a measely 2 hits together through 6 frames. Brewers K’d only 2X so far. 7-0, nice. Looks like Giants will now be 1-50 in games they trail after 6. That is amazingly bad. McCray, Ramos, Lee?? Gawd, what an insipid OF.

    Brew Crew pounding Foley immediately upon his entry, so he slips 2 runs onto Brubaker’s stats. Turnabout is fair play. This Pen is absolute MERDE.

    IDK what the hitting coaches are doing, but whatever it is, taking pitches apparently isn’t part of the dialogue. C’mon Buster, for F sake, give us some trades, trade them all…

  5. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    When it’s time for a change,watch another baseball team,cause this team it’s always the same crap and easy to watch a movie, unless your into depression comedy daily..

  6. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Brewers seem to be scoring as if they are sheepishly shrugging their shoulders, it’s so easy. They’ve scored in 5 of 8 innings so far.

    I’m totally up for a massive trade spree, bring AA and AAA players up and see what they can do. If it stinks, so what? This so far, doesn’t? Koss, gone on 3 pitches. Does this team care? Do they even think about what they are doing at bat, in the field, on the basepaths? Clearly one of the worst Giants teams in SF history, and that’s saying something ….

  7. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Proof of life. Eldridge with the 2 run dinger. This kid is one of the few reasons to pay attention any more…

  8. James's avatar James says:

    Most annoying aspect of tonight’s game is how much better Henderson’s change up plays off 92 -94 than Whisenhunt’s does. A lot of whiffs for the latter the other night, but he just doesn’t look to me like he’s ever going to befuddle hitters like this dude tonight.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      krukow’s blather every inning about the arm action sort of approached discussing that difference.

      • James's avatar James says:

        Maybe he mentioned it, but Henderson’s delivery looked sorta like Trevor Hoffman’s.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        I stopped listening becz he obsessed over the effective fastball so much, comparing it to Yusmeiro’s at one point. Even Eldridge’s strikeouts didn’t prompt him to expatiate on the change. The guy threw something like 40 pitches in the first inning.

  9. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Giants are a joke team. Completely overmatched by the Brewers.

    When I dunk a cookie in my coffee, I think of Giants owner Johnson. So I hold it under until the bubbles stop. 

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      lol.

      Yeah, this is really entering a truly troubling time. I just get the feeling they aren’t gonna do much if anything to change things.

      Has Buster said anything on the record abou what thy are planning?

      • willedav's avatar willedav says:

        There aren’t that many decent RH OFs available so Ramos might bring back decent pitching prospect Ray and Arraez won’t. Might be interesting to see more of young OFs, though Davidson might be better off in Sac. Once Arraez is gone there will be another hole in IF as well.

  10. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Pretty good article about the sad state of affairs.

    https://www.chicoer.com/2026/07/29/mlb-trade-deadline-sf-giants-buster-posey/

    THe gist of the article:

    Going into Wednesday’s rubber match with the Brewers, the Giants are 17 games under .500 — so much for that Never Sixteen trope — and going nowhere fast.

    That’s the cold reality for the San Francisco Giants: They’re careening into irrelevance and proving that a decade of corporate pomposity will always lose to reality.

    ________

    What is weird is this version of the team is drawing so well. Even as recently as 2021, when the team was picked to go nowhere, they were not drawing well until they went on their epic run to 107 wins.

    • djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

      James can explain the 2021 season to me until the sun burns out and I still won’t get it…

      • James's avatar James says:

        My explanation isn’t really different from anyone else’s: everything went right, including stuff that wasn’t planned for or expected, namely the brief but glorious renaissance of the 3 B’s. I just think the idea of purposely leaning on an entire roster of imperfect players – the laundry – gets irrationally dismissed as unsustainable, flukey etc. Having a team of name veterans has a much longer and deeper track record of failure. See 2026 Giants.

      • willedav's avatar willedav says:

        Leading the NL in HRs with 201, at Oracle no less, didn’t hurt.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      21 was still throttled by the pandemic. All of mlb bounced back in 22 and 23 and total attendance has ridden high since. Corporate voracity creates a lot of our reality.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        the biz plan isn’t public obviously but some of its major moves are: reducing the number of minor league teams from 160 to 120 (pandemic shutdown might’ve illumined the way there); and rule changes. I’m sure broadcast machinations more obscure than between-pitch ads entered into the remo, too. They cut costs, added revenue, and expanded the fan base (here and internationally) while almost ignoring honky boomer fans entirely. It’s a strangely alienating success story to us, as a result.

      • James's avatar James says:

        It also seems like the baseball tourism effect is more pronounced than ever.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        The pitch clock really did the most to make the games more enjoyable. Watching Garciaparra fuck with his batting gloves for 30 seconds between every pitch was madness. Or your average pitcher circle the mound and fuck with his hat.

        My biggest hope was the oodles of time saved by the pitch clock would make the extra inning ghost runner unnecessary.

        But alas.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        In a place like SF, sure. Even the Angels are drawing fairly well. Not sure what their out-of-town number are though. But it isn’t playing out that way in Miami attendance-wise. They aren’t drawing flies. Small market/non-touristy towns like KC/Minn/Tampa/Oaklamento aren’t drawing either.

        The Mets are still drawing well despite being behind the Giants. How much of that is pre-sales I don’t know. But we are in the same boat. Although that last series over the weekend, there was near sell-outs.

        Got to send Loo to a Mets game to see how many butts are actually in seats.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        tourism is key. Gotta be. Along with the other obvious big changes–the clock, the NL DH, et al–mlb also locally abandoned its old commitment to make the Bay Area a Chicago style two team market. Instead, mlb pulled a 180, allowing the A’s to head to tourist Mecca Vegas while leaving the market to the Giants, residing in the tourist mini Mecca SF. people versed in baseball biz could probably pile on the ways.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        the marlins lag but their post pandemic attendance is nearly 50% higher than pre. (That’s 500% for magats.) Rays are a separate story. Much like the A’s.

      • djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

        For me, the downside of the pitch clock is that it’s discouraged me from the 3-4 hour round trip subway ride from Brooklyn to go to a 2 hour game. If I take the trouble to go there, I’m not in a hurry to leave…

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        I’d think the thing about Miami is the fact that no one is from there.

        Loo, you coming in from Rhode Island?

  11. Macdog's avatar Macdog says:

    Hey, a Susac bomb!

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Can we hold on to this lead for Webbie?

  13. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Ritzo letting this clown Hentges have it. 2 BBs with 10-2 lead and now base hit. ay

  14. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    If he’s going elsewhere Arraez going out with a bang.

  15. James's avatar James says:

    Love Vitello standing up for the OBP of the future face of the franchise.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      you make it sound juvenile, like helping a college athlete pad his stats for the draft. Maybe. But I get the impression V’s got a little rookie season vendetta going with the umps, too.

      • James's avatar James says:

        I think the umpiring crew’s failure to correct the home plate ump’s screw up forced TV to come out of the dugout. It was a silly situation, but ball 4 is ball 4.

  16. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Arraez with 4 hits today. Just shut him down now, avoid any risk of injury before the trade. His value is as high is it’s going to get. Make it an auction, and get it done.

  17. Macdog's avatar Macdog says:

    Giants have won season series vs. Brewers and Braves but can’t beat the fucking Royals.

  18. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    Fauci is a classic dumb Brooklyn guinea…

    • James's avatar James says:

      Just another Tony Manero under those fancy degrees!

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      his lawyers seem sharp. I think if Rand Paul had any sense he’d fashion a new grant of immunity for Fauci (assuming arguendo as they say that Biden’s grant doesn’t apply to the current hearing) and then demand an answer to the oh so important question whether a Chinese lab or Chinese wildlife created Covid.

      • James's avatar James says:

        Of course, he can’t answer that question definitively or with any more authority than he’s already exercised. All he could do is say “The odds of one or the other being true have shifted, based on ….” One of Paul’s targets is the research dollars and their ostensible misappropriation. The decision to fund was probably made below Fauci’s pay grade, but that isn’t the point. It’s the “careless” use of public $$$ that shouldn’t exist in the first place in the mind of Paul. He’s also probably still incredibly pissed that Fauci, a far bigger intellect and an amazingly accomplished figure, told Paul, in a voice filled with utter contempt, that he didn’t know what he was talking about in a hearing several years ago.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        The answer probably is, I don’t know. Why aren’t you doing something about McConnell?

        trumped up claims about matters the White House was purportedly in charge of add comedy. Donald’s many proud jabs and mask use and state of the art COVID care (no bleach or ivermectin for him) will rise again. Some people may say hey, history is useful after all. Fauci’s immunity whatever the terms should protect him. Maybe Rand will sue for contempt arguing that it does. Talk about wasting public money.

  19. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Unc’s 9:16am yesterday . . . 

    Unc, I didn’t read the article link the first time I read your comment (this morning in Thailand), but I just did; and, this writer’s words are GOLD . . . Agree with everything he said, which strongly suggests that Giants ownership allow Buster to jettison ALL the “flotsam” and has beens from the roster, even if it means we get a bag of balls and bats in return. 

    Will it happen? Of course not. This is the Giant’s organization ya know, where 1/4 and 1/2 measures reign supreme.

  20. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yep. Retooling for the last decade.

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