! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

! ! ! ! Can’t get any lower. Still I feel I’m sinking ! ! ! !

Outshined by Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. The theme song for your SF Giants 2026 team.

In a season full of pitching debacles and crushing losses, they managed to pull one out for the ages.

Yes, the biggest blown 9th inning league in the 125 year history of the team. They were 2,208-0 when leading by 6 or more in the 9th. Til today.

Up 9-3 in the top of the 9th, the team could not even get an out before Cincy tied it. Bivans came in and really had no clue. Not sure why whoever the interim manager even was didn’t pull him a little faster, but I think it was pretty obvious Bivens didn’t have it. He gave up the longest home run into the cove that I’ve ever seen. Then again, Smith came in and nuked the joint. And the rest was errors, walks and general rookie ball crap.

I guess the lockout is a blessing.

For Dolly . . .

3,357 Responses to ! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

  1. James's avatar James says:

    Here’s more to get Snarkk riled up. Spencer Miles?

    https://tinyurl.com/mu6web8r

  2. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Yeah, I heard the other day on KNBR about this Spencer Miles guy. Not getting too riled up about another one of these. Every team has “the one(s) who got away”, but I’d like to know how the Giants system fares compared to the others in this measurement of talent mis-identification and mis-management.

    Chuck had that chart of SF being at the very bottom of 1st round draftees the last decade and their MLB cumulative WAR, not surprising in general to what our eyes have seen, but very telling in the specific measurement.

    Maybe there is a similar chart somewhere of which teams are compared on who is best at not wasting their own talent, i.e., letting them go, only to flourish elsewhere. Right now, this team is so bad, there are just too many organizational problems to get super peeved at just one of them…

    • James's avatar James says:

      I think that chart was through 2023 and was focused on first round picks. The average rookie debuts at age 25. It doesn’t really reflect the overall draft from the last several years. I also assume the Giants weren’t picking too high in 2013, 2015, or 2017. I don’t know how much better the players from the 2020s will fare compared to those from the end of the Sabean years, but the chart has relatively little to say about the Zaidi or Posey drafts.

  3. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    MCC had rundown of Giants minors teams. Noted that High A Eugene beat Vancouver on road 12-9, led by CF Dakota Jordan who hit HR #13 second only to Bo Davidson who also homered for Richmond #18 and SS Gavin Kilen, both hitting for average and high (.800 OPS) and only in early 20s.

    Johnny Level (age 19) is there too and hitting .299, though he did make 2 errors at 2b. Meanwhile Whis stunk it up again in El Paso, giving up 7 hits 6 runs 3 BBs 2 bombs 1 K in 94 pitches. Not exactly encouraging outing, yet again., as noted he’s given up more BBs 13 than Ks 12 over last 4 starts, which only total 18 IP. Yikes

  4. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    What’s a Johnny Level?

  5. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    saw a tweet last night: someone should tell Roupp that the zone is gay and maybe he’ll attack it. Poor kid.

  6. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    Roupp’s new entrance song?

    RIP the great Victor Willis…

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      cue the trump dance!

    • alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

      Yeah Roupp and his God Village Clan!!

      Would make a great walkup song for this clown 🤡

      • djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

        Village People put out some great stuff no matter what the disco haters think. I despised discos generally, but I did like the music and if you wanted to try to meet girls at that time you had to at least go once in a while. If I was handsome and able to dance, I would’ve cleaned up…

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

        “If I was handsome and able to dance, I would’ve cleaned up…”

        HAHAHA . . . I call BS on this. I met Loo, spitting image of Sam Elliot (except Loo’s more handsome). Ask Mac for confirmation or Pawlie or San Dawg or Chi.

        Dancing? Dunno . . .

      • James's avatar James says:

        I’ve never seen him without his sunglasses . . . swoon.

        All the poor disco haters just wanted some dancing skillz.

  7. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    I think a lot of disco was great. I’ve heard that the good stuff had its roots right here. And talk about dancing.

    • willedav's avatar willedav says:

      Good one. Dance music in america has always been amazing since young people moved away from Big Bands of Ellington/Basie era. Watched about half of Little Richard bio on KQED earlier–him chuck Berry Jackie Wilson helped get things going along with NYC factory songwriters; this was first music I heard or watched on TV. Stones were in awe of Richard when he toured England in early 60s. Pretty hilarious to see Pat Boone talking about making $ off Richard’s tunes…while Richard himself was being short changed by his own record company at the time.

      After that came Motown and continue R/B evolution of 60s in Stax/Volt Muscle Shoals. Good stuff, all

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        Paul McCartney’s best singing was Little Richard imitation. And Jackie Wilson, oh man.

  8. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Missed Giants AZ set due to being in hotel for few days while apt. building was under going some construction. Like Snarkk, watched lot of soccer-France was amazing. Cape Verde (pop half mil per wiki) still alive. The father of one of my favorite jazz artists, Horace Silver, was from there. Silver recorded LP The Cape Verdean Blues in 1967, wonderful set of 6 tunes performed by Joe Henderson Woody Shaw J J Johnson Bob Cranshaw and Roger Humphries. More good stuff.

  9. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    Arraez strikeout and Webb’s getting pummeled– in the first inning. Damn it.

  10. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Bomb, 3 other hits . . . Welcome back to Nepal Webb.

  11. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    National League pitcher of the month too. Good thing it still isn’t June.

  12. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    well Schmitt gives us something to cheer. What a play.

  13. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Even Tovar, whom has been putrid, hits a bomb.

  14. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    can’t wait to see our bullpen in this one.

  15. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Wow! Just wow! First 5 guys in 1st reach and so far, first 4 guys in 2nd reach.

    • James's avatar James says:

      Don’t think this has a lot to do with the altitude. Webb’s June luck is being balanced out in a mere 3 completely brutal innings.

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

        Yeah, he looked hittable during this 3 inning outing. Back of my mine, I am still hoping that the Giants brass grows a pair, and deals him to an MLB contender (as most clubs will likely attribute this putrid effort to Coors). See what’s what at the end of this month.

  16. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    ah, the Poison Pen appears.

  17. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Just keep freakin’ Gage in there. No way our bullpen is going to survive this series otherwise.

  18. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    tyler walker at coors. Shitty fireworks show.

  19. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Giants = Washington Generals

    Rockies = Harlem Globetrotters

Super Bowl Win, Purdy Please