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Jed York Mimics Greggie Johnson

Welcome to the new “we are just trying to break even” 49ers. That famous utterance came from the mouth of Greggie Johnson, resident coke-head and heir apparent to the billions in the Franklin Templeton investment firm. You know, those poor … Continue reading →

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Free Agent Fuck-a-Row

While teams line Chicago build their O line, and Tampa Bay solidifies their defense, the 49ers are busy diddling around with their prospective future QB, ignoring their very explosive LB, and losing guys. Granted, Moore and Mitchell are afterthoughts, but … Continue reading →

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Stupid is as Stupid Does

Word from Mike Silver (one of the scribes who is usually sopt-on) is that the 49ers are gonna play hardball with Brock Purdy. In other words their dithering around for the last 3 seasons with the likes of Bosa, Deebo, … Continue reading →

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Deebo For Nothing . . .

. . . and the chicks are free. Pretty unreal the Niners bent over backwards a couple times for Deebo, including acquiescing to his demands to get the ball more, and he promptly dropped a game-winning pass. So, to show … Continue reading →

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My Kingdom for a Bartch – and Baseball is Back!

Strange, but a friend of mine used to call cigarettes bartches. As in “Lemme have a bartch.” Dude was bumming all the time. I guess as a sign that we like the guy, the Niners signed Ben Bartch, a left … Continue reading →

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The Quiet Before the Something Fishy in Denmark . . .

Not much going on but rampant speculation. One whack job named Craig Carton has the 49ers trading Brock Purdy to the Cleveland Browns for Myles Garrett. And then of course we finally sign Aaron Rodgers! Yeah, and monkeys will fly … Continue reading →

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Well, That Was Fun . . .

Not that I really dug Philly winning, but it sure was fun seeing the Fat Walrus blubbering on the sidelines at Mahomes was pressured into mistake after sack all game. Mahomes never got going until garbage time, and Philly just … Continue reading →

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Super Bore LIX Dicks

Nothing to report about the game other than I hope Saquon Barkley makes the difference for the Iggles. Fuck KC. Fuck Kelce. Fuck mahomes. Fuck the refs. Other than that, there’s tons of speculation around a bunch of possible players … Continue reading →

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Pro Bowl! Pro Bowl? Kittle Extenze?

Rumor still I guess, but hey, sign Kittle. Haven’t seen anything official, but if you do that sign Greenlaw to a incentive-laden one year deal worth his while. Say what you will about his injury problem of late, he’s absolute … Continue reading →

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Super Fuck LIX Dicks

Well, that was a catastrophe. The Bills nce again came up short in their quest to knock off the Kansas City Refs. 3rd and 3 and TE Kincaid catches a pass and falls 1/2 a yard past the line. The … Continue reading →

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