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London Calling . . .

One of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands, The Clash. Notably for the Elvis homage album cover. Anyhow, the Niners are getting ready to tilt with the Jacksonville Jaguars in jolly old England. Jax is one of … Continue reading →

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Denuding the Tennessee Tuxedos

How Tennessee missed out on that team name escapes logic. I think it won the naming poll by over 40%. 2 huge things in its favor. Everyone like penguins, and Don (Maxwell Smart) Adams was the voice of Tennessee. Anyhow, … Continue reading →

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Game 7 – The Crossroads

Or, Highyway 61 Revisited. The Niners are gearing up for their longest road trip of the season. A trip to Tennessee, Youngstown, and then Jolly Old England. They won’t be playing at home for a little while anyway, as the … Continue reading →

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Hawks Vs Doves Tonight

In what should be a wipe-out, the Arizona Cardinals are hosting the Seattle Seahawks tonight in the big cactus. If anything, an interesting showdown between the possible Super Bowl representative from the NFC against the semi-surprising upstarts from the desert. … Continue reading →

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The Bird Isn’t the Word . . . and Jim Harbaugh Pounds the Meat

My son and I get 1.5 seconds of air time. What’s the word? Thunderbird. What’s the price? Thirty twice . . . Anyhow, took my son to the game yesterday, and it couldn’t have been a nicer day. Until the … Continue reading →

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Game Day 6 – Trouble in Birdland

With the tough part of the schedule over, the Niners need to fatten up on their next few opponents. This starts with the Arizona Cardinals, A team that has lacked a QB since Kurt Warner got them 34 seconds away … Continue reading →

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The (Bird) House of Cards

Game 6 is arriving, along with a flock of mangy birds. The Cardinals come to town on a bit of a surprising roll. They are equal with the Niners at just past the 1/4 pole with a 3-2 record, which … Continue reading →

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The Texas Two-Step + A Trade Rumor

UPDATE: Apparently the Niners are in trade talks with (surprise) the Browns over the services of WR Josh Gordon. A very talented but character-lacking wideout. Taken as a supplemental pick in the 2nd round, he’s likely cost the Niners their … Continue reading →

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Game Day V – Nut Up Or Shut Up

This is another one of what they call statement games. The 49ers are facing a very pissed off Houston team who on the face of things could be 3-1. They pissed away the Seattle game last week, their QB is … Continue reading →

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Let’s Mess With Texas

Wow. Quite the week for the Houston Texans. Fans were seen burning Matt Schaub jerseys outside Reliant Stadium after the Seattle loss last week. This after Schaub’s 3rd pick 6 in 3 weeks. The last of which pretty much handed … Continue reading →

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