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Lifelong SF 49ers, SF Giants, and Golden State Warriors fan

Eric Wright is Mr. Wrong, and the Fresh New Season

Christ, talk about blowing your chance. Eric Wright’s failed physical costs him a pretty penny to say the least. He looks at losing out on his $7.15 mill deal and signing a league-minimum one year $710,000 deal. Ouch. The speculation … Continue reading

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Rookies Report Today! UPDATE: Niners Trade for Eric Wright

UPDATE: The Niners turned back the clock to 1981 by trading a conditional low-round pick for CB Eric Wright. He of the Browns, the Lions, and most recently the Bucs. Carlos Rogers, step up your game or . . . … Continue reading

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Goodie Goodell’s House of Horrors

Fairly busy offseason for the NFL. Unfortunately for Goodie Goodell, it involves murder, assault, and the entire Denver Bronco coaching staff going out on a bender and getting caught driving while blind. New England Patriots cornerback Alfonzo Dennard was arrested for … Continue reading

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The Kappy Kaepernick Kap Kaper

The blog world is all atwitter regarding our ascendant quarterback Colin Kaepernick, and his gall for wearing a Miami Dolphins hat in public last week. After feeling the slings and arrows from Niner fans on twitter (I guess) and of … Continue reading

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Happy 4th of July!

Just think, 237 years ago, we declared our freedom from the tyranny of a distant and uncaring government. Nowadays, we are run by even more distant and uncaring corporations. Jon-a-than! Jon-a-than! Jon-a-than! In football news, one of the 49ers had to … Continue reading

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PEDs, Dynasties, and other Premature (and off the wall) Statements . . .

The 2013 football season may be a couple months off, but the internet trash-talking season is in fine form. In the recent past, Jim Harbaugh called the ‘Hawks cheaters by saying, about the recent rash of ‘Hawk PED suspensions, “If … Continue reading

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Aaron Hernandez! Come on Down (the River) !!

Crazy doings by Aaron Hernandez, the former $41 million dollar tight end of the New England Patriots.  He and Gronk were supposed to be the twin TE terrors in the AFC this year, but Gronk is still nursing his broken … Continue reading

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No News is No News

Which is good news I guess. No WRs were hurt in the last week, but then again nothing was going on. I suppose we should be happy that AJ Jenkins didn’t hurt humself taking a shower (he was wide open), … Continue reading

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Another Day, Another WR Injury

In lieu of anything going on, the 49ers inked Brandon Carswell, he of his great fame at Milpitass HS, to a 2-year deal, and then moments later tore his ACL in a non-contact drill. This was a few days ago, … Continue reading

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Happy Father’s Day

To all you fathers out there, have a nice relaxing day. It helps to have really good kids. New day, fresh start and all that.

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