Draft Day ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Oh.My.GGGGODDDDD!!!!!!! Can’t tell you how fucked up this all seems. The blathering will stop soon. The only good news on my side was getting rid of cable so I didn’t have to see Mel Kiper’s fucking jet-black helmet head obliterating my consciousness.

Still, the pundits-o’plenty are out in force touting, discounting, prevaricating, dithering, and yammering non-stop about our pick. It seems to be the most interesting one since it is pretty much set in concrete that

The Jags take Lawrence and the Jets take Wilson. This is written on high on whatever it is they write it on in Cleveland, but that leaves us with the trifecta of you know whos.

Irish posted an interesting column from the Athletic that pretty much gave away the secret that any QB with a pulse and a completion percentage over 65% garners overenthusiastic love and accolades from scouts/owners/coaches/GMs that this is the next coming of Joe Montana. Well, nix that, his arm wasn’t big enough. Hence him being a 3rd round pick.

Which leads me to the other albatross in the room that many many of these high QB picks flame out spectacularly. Jared Goff being the latest among the Vince Youngs, Tim Couches, Mitchell Trubiscuits, Carson Wentzes, and Todd Marinovitches.

The NFL landscape is littered with 1st round casualties among the needles in the haystack like Aaron Rodgers (barely a 1st rounder), Patrick Mahomes, Big Ben, Lamar Jackson, Andrew Luck, and Peyton Manning.

So, where does that leave us? Fuck if I know. The consensus is that Jones was the guy they fell in love with from the get-go, but that Trey Lance has narrowed the gap considerably. Fields isn’t even in the discussion. Even so far as to Lance lead the handicappers who bet on this kind of shit. Normally I would hold that in some kind of esteem, but I’m still more that afraid that Shanny set his mind to Jones on March 26th, and hasn’t budged an inch.

I fear a gigantic outburst of angst from the Faithful come that 3rd pick. Haven’t even considered what we do at our 2nd pick. CB/OL, I’d think. I may be too drunk to care by then.

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85 Responses to Draft Day ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  1. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Here we go

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

  3. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Woo hoo

  4. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    BOOM!

  5. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    I have now moved away from the ledge

  6. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Boom or bust, fingers crossed its boom.

  7. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Wow, they went all in.

  8. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Fantastic. Now we can relax

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Whooooooooooo boy. If Shanny is truly the quarterback whisperer, then we have a very bright future ahead of us.

  10. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    The kid is raw, but supremely talented. I guess that means JG will be around another year. I’d think you want to ease Lance into the position.

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      I have no idea now. The team is fairly well-built to ease a guy into the role with our run game. If we can trsde jimmy for a 2 we are gonna do it.

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Don;t know why the team played chicken with Jac Mones, but here we are!! Love it.

  12. Tres Lance's avatar Tres Lance says:

    I am still crying alone in my basement.

  13. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Let’s see how far Jones falls now.

  14. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    I think they smoke screened it because of Saleh. I am sure we didn’t want to let on how much we wanted lance. It could have turned the pick. I think the Jets took the biggest gamble.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I guess. I’m not really sold on that, but it could be. I have been on the Lance train since we announced the trade. Jones may fall to the Redskins at 19?

  16. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    LJ… I can now smoke a cigar have several drinks and be excited instead of being on suicide watch!
    Every team wanted the Niners to take Jones, now they will be scrambling to move up to 8-9 to get Fields.Jones Will probably go to the Patriots at 15 now if they want him..

    • Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

      You called it Kat! Enjoy that smoke and those drinks! Kyle now needs to work his magic and get this kid up to the level where he can lead the team to those championships we all want. GO NINERS!

  17. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    I think the Jets were going with Wilson regardless. The smokescreen thing just doesn’t make sense. That’s the trap you can fall into when you listen to these “experts” who probably don’t know any more than the rest of us. Shanny would have to be a fool to show his hand, and who knows when he made up his mind on Lance. Maybe he’ll say later.

    Anyway, I’m excited. The kid is an exciting talent. Let’s hope he pans out.

  18. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    I wonder what it was about Fields that put teams off him, at least so far. He may still go top 10, which ain’t chopped liver.

  19. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Waddle, one of the guys Jones was throwing to last year.

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