Game Night! AZzzzzzzzz . . .

First off congrats to Connor Gillaspie and the San Francisco Giants in their quest for 4 in 7. Madison Bumgarner is a man among midgets when it comes to postseason baseball.

Wish the 49ers had a QB to match him in fortitude and demeanor. As it is, we have another game that we can conceivably win as the hands of a vasty overhyped Cardinal team that has staggered off to a 1-3 start. Yeah, our division has a tough schedule. Tough shit. I ain’t holding my breath. We seem to be the enablers that teams like AZ (and Seattle before them) get healthy on. Throw in the devastating injury to NaVorro Bowman, our NT position is failing miserably, and Buckner is out as well, so AZ will likely run amok. And by that I mean run.

We could possibly outscore them, but that would mean getting 4 quarters from our quarterback. Something that hasn’t happened yet. We had the game in hand last week, and we even looked like we had a shot to retake the lead in the 4th quarter with great field position. But Gabby missed a wide open Torrey Smith and there went the game.

Tonight? What the fuck. In honor of the Giants, we win 3-0.

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89 Responses to Game Night! AZzzzzzzzz . . .

  1. Nipper says:

    It’s time to win a game. I hope the D shows up somehow. The O is dead on arrival. Sniff…….

  2. unca_chuck says:

  3. Winder says:

    chuck- I am so happy for the Giants. This team just does not give up. Wish the Niners were like that too. 31-13 cards. i think stanton is a better QB than anyone we got.

  4. unca_chuck says:

    I wish we were playing against Palmer . . . He’s the death of that club. Like Dallas and Romo.

  5. Berger says:

    I don’t think Gabbert is the answer but he isn’t the problem. The problem is Chip. His running game is read and react, not down hill. His defense is read and react, not aggressive. His coaching style is not to dictate but to read and react. When an coach coaches passively the players do not instinctively run to the play, they read and react.

    • Nipper says:

      Chip is a college coach. He should go back to college where he found great success. He will not find it with the Niners.

  6. unca_chuck says:

    Well, we are scoring more than the last few years. Whether in garbage time or not can be debated. We’ve once again tilted the blocking to favor the passing game. Hyde is good at waiting for his blocking to develop, but more often than not, it doesn’t.

    Gabbert is wildly inconsistent though. He’s missing and not seeing open guys. The knock on Kaepernick, but he’s getting a shitload more time than Kappy ever did to get the ball out, yet isn’t finding the right guys to throw to.

    Reading and reacting is the QBs job. Gabbert’s doing a shitty job of it. This is his last game if he fucks up. Ponder ot Kappy? I don;t care. One more loss and this is a lost season anyway, so start with the QB carousel. Kappy or Ponder can be the placeholder when we draft a QB next season.

    Sticking with Gabbert is a fool’s errand.

  7. unca_chuck says:

    Spitty and NoFear are pretty entertaining in the playpen.

    And Dennis is back as Sammy Davis Jr.

    Good times . . . fascism lives.

  8. Nipper says:

    Dear Lord: Please find another QB for our Niners. Gabbert sucks the air out of any offense. His dying quails wouldn’t make it even in the bird world. Only in Chip Kelley’s moribund offense does it exist. Amen.

  9. unca_chuck says:

    Hey, at least we ain’t the Chargers. They should be 4-0 but instead are 1-3 after blowing a 17 point, a 6 point, and a 13 point lead in the 4th quarters of their games.

    • Nipper says:

      Perhaps they can move to Las Vegas ahead of the Raiders. Raiders will be stuck in Oaktown! Mark Davis can go suck a lemon and disappear forever.

      • Nipper says:

        If he moves to LA as a tenant, he’ll be eaten alive by the Rams owner. It will not be pretty.

  10. rtfirefly says:

    AZ kickoff return to the 40 followed on the first play by a 17 yard run up the gut. Could be a long night…

  11. rtfirefly says:

    LOL so much for that 20+ yard pass to a wide open Celek to start the game. At least Gabs made up for that shitty overthrow by passing incomplete for 6 on 3rd and 10.

    If only we had a QB…

  12. unca_chuck says:

    Wow. Great start by both teams.

  13. Irish Kevin says:

    Damn the Niners run defense use to be so good!! Now, just crap!

  14. Irish Kevin says:

    This game might go into O/T with a 0-0 score

  15. unca_chuck says:

    Looks like my 3-0 prediction might come to pass.

    Nice night anyway, eh Kevin?

  16. Irish Kevin says:

    Damn the 3 yard passes look good! 😱😱😱

  17. unca_chuck says:

    That wasn’t even close. Fuck Gaddert.

  18. rtfirefly says:

    Wow. Wide open TD pass to Streater overthrown by 30 yards. Kappy, get ready for Buffalo!

  19. rtfirefly says:

    Punting team: A+

    Course they’re getting lots of practice…

  20. rtfirefly says:

    Two excellent plays on long balls in 1 on 1 coverage by Brock.

  21. unca_chuck says:

    That’s 80 yards of missed passes for Gabby.

  22. Lurker John says:

    That’s 2 sure TD passes in 2 games that Gabbert has missed badly. Bellore is playing with some energy out there.

  23. unca_chuck says:

    If Kaepernick was doing this the play pen would be howling.

    As it is, crickets.

  24. Lurker John says:

    The pass to Streater was not a difficult pass to make. Pretty pathetic.

  25. unca_chuck says:

    I can’t believe AZ isn’t running 100% of the time.

  26. Irish Kevin says:

    Just give up on the running game! Please!

  27. Irish Kevin says:

    Is anyone falling asleep in there barkalouger!

  28. Irish Kevin says:

    The D gets into the back field but miss on the tackles!!

  29. Irish Kevin says:

    A passing TD!! I am impressed

  30. Lurker John says:

    the O looked pretty good there! Well designed play for the TD

  31. rtfirefly says:

    Hey! Gabbert hit an unguarded guy for a TD! He’s great on passes going 3 yards. We are SOOOOO lucky Palmer’s out.

  32. Lurker John says:

    87 yard drive for 6, Gabbert 4 for 4, all to Kerley.

  33. Lurker John says:

    Kerley was a good pickup. He’s a good football player.

  34. unca_chuck says:

    Shit, if they ain’t gonna cover curly keep going to him

  35. rtfirefly says:

    Another good coverage deep by Brock…

  36. unca_chuck says:

    He’s having a good game. Then again this is Stanton not Newton

  37. unca_chuck says:

    Drive killing shit there. But really. Players are literally dying from playing the game. To call a penalty in that is fucking stupid.

    The NFL ignores concussions but have a little fun and get a penalty. He’ll get thrown out if he does it again. Talk about missing the point.

    That stupid call just changed the game.

  38. rtfirefly says:

    Not good coverage by Brock. LOL

  39. unca_chuck says:

    Looked like a push but they’ll never call that on fitz. Gonna lose the lead.

  40. unca_chuck says:

    Looked like a push but they’ll never call that on fitz. Gonna lose the lead.

  41. unca_chuck says:

    Looked like a push but they’ll never call that on fitz. Gonna lose the lead.

  42. unca_chuck says:

    WordPress is wigging out

  43. unca_chuck says:

    Give it away now.

  44. unca_chuck says:

    I’m seriously done with this team.

  45. Irish Kevin says:

    Dallas game part 2

  46. unca_chuck says:

    Brock flailed there. Back to the prevent offense. One play derailed this game. One okay derailed the Dallas game.

  47. theroooster says:

    49ers thought it was a one game season.

  48. unca_chuck says:

    Fried chicken time. For the Dodgers.

  49. Irish Kevin says:

    Please pass the ball!!

  50. unca_chuck says:

    You’d think we were up 2 TDs.

  51. unca_chuck says:

    This is literally blowing my mind.

  52. Winder says:

    That wasn’t a bad drive

  53. unca_chuck says:

    Tgis team is Jexkyll and Carlos Hyde.

  54. unca_chuck says:

    A pass rush would be nice. Fuck. A 30 yard drop.

  55. Winder says:

    we really aren’t very good and this year either are the Cards

  56. unca_chuck says:

    Good play Blair. What part of that can’t you see?

  57. unca_chuck says:

    How do you line up that far offsides?

  58. Winder says:

    here we go

  59. rtfirefly says:

    So much for our comeback…

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  61. unca_chuck says:

    Jesus. Gabbert needs to take a knee.

  62. unca_chuck says:

    This is insane. They don’t want to win. They don;t even want to try.

  63. unca_chuck says:

    God, I hope we run here.

  64. unca_chuck says:

    Yeah, making other teams feel good about themselves. That’s our mission.

    Got to say, they play calling is ludicrous. And Gabbert is playing like shit. Gabbert sucks. They need to put Ponder in if Kaepernick isn’t ready.

  65. Nipper says:

    After this game I need a treat.

  66. unca_chuck says:

    So much for that protection. They blitz a lot but Gabbert had protection through most of the game.

    • Nipper says:

      No statue outside the stadium will be forthcoming for Gabbert. That’s my safe prediction for the day.

  67. rtfirefly says:

    WOOT! I stayed awake till the end!!! Now just don’t ask me why.

  68. unca_chuck says:

    Yeah, I’m nearly ready to give up on this team. They have some players, but there’s not enough talent, not enough discipline, not enough offensive weapons, not enough pass rush, and now the line is giving up sacks.

    There’s no hope with Baalke manning the draft. He’s had 70 draft picks in his 7 drafts, and what do we have? Very little. Eric Reid, Jimmie Ward, Carlos Hyde, a couple linemen, and a whole lot of 2nd stringers. Until Baalke goes, this team will continue to spin their wheels.

  69. unca_chuck says:

    New thread is up.

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