! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

! ! ! ! Can’t get any lower. Still I feel I’m sinking ! ! ! !

Outshined by Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. The theme song for your SF Giants 2026 team.

In a season full of pitching debacles and crushing losses, they managed to pull one out for the ages.

Yes, the biggest blown 9th inning league in the 125 year history of the team. They were 2,208-0 when leading by 6 or more in the 9th. Til today.

Up 9-3 in the top of the 9th, the team could not even get an out before Cincy tied it. Bivans came in and really had no clue. Not sure why whoever the interim manager even was didn’t pull him a little faster, but I think it was pretty obvious Bivens didn’t have it. He gave up the longest home run into the cove that I’ve ever seen. Then again, Smith came in and nuked the joint. And the rest was errors, walks and general rookie ball crap.

I guess the lockout is a blessing.

For Dolly . . .

3,347 Responses to ! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

  1. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Yep, Giants reporting MRI this afternoon showed Whisenhunt tore his UCL last night. No doubt TJ surgery needed. Out for this and probably next season.

    Bivens up.

  2. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    now houser’s elbow is shot? wtf? Tugboat’s phone is ringing.

  3. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    whoa. Houser too, in 2nd inning? Kinda wipes out any retaliation where pitcher would get tossed for payback.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      plunk their slowest guy later in the game, about the time a relief pitcher would be switched out anyway. That Gilbert AB was senseless violence. Lee’s probably a mistake but so what.

  4. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    An alien from outer space attending his first MLB game in SF, would think to himself, “Cavanaugh is the stud of this team called the Giants.”

  5. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Nice grab by Hill off ball Elly crushed to deep LCF. Any luck at least OF D should be better next season.

  6. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    pen looks ok against a lowly team. 100 may be slipping away. Poor houser, though. Man.

  7. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    Amazing how healthy Tim, Cain, Bum and the pen core were during the golden years…

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    2 wins in a row? We haven’t done that since June.

    I’m sure that ain’t true but it feels like it.

    • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

      G’Morn Chuck, fwiw .. We last won 2 in a row July 29 & 30 (Mil & SD) — Yeah, agree, it does feel like since forever.

      We’ve won 2 in a row 10x.

      3 in a row 3x ( 1each in April, May & June) but not since June 3, 4 &5.

    • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

      the 10 x 2 in a row = once in March; twice in April; once in May; thrice in June & July; and last night. Total including last night = 11

  9. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    The Reds suck, but it’s nice anyway to win 2 in a row. Especially with this talent challenged squad, a lot of whom I have no idea who they are. Some of these guys look like Smurfs, but they’re kinda spunky.

    I certainly would rather see this squad of no names play with some energy, misplays and all, regardless of win or lose, than watch the low energy sleepwalk squad — with Adames and Chapman striking out twice per game each — go through the motions.

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      “I certainly would rather see this squad of no names play with some energy, misplays and all, regardless of win or lose, than watch the low energy sleepwalk squad — with Adames and Chapman striking out twice per game each — go through the motions.”

      My sentiments exactly. When I see either Adames, Bader, or Chapman on the field, I see barrels of money being burned by Greggie and the rest of the hapless ownership group.

      • willedav's avatar willedav says:

        we’ll see who survives, but most of these guys aren’t MLB players and belong in Sac, as is painfully evident on daily basis.

        Even Gilbert last night, that last AB with speedy Mc Cray on 3b bottom 8 with 1 out. ALL he had to do was lift ball in the air, as Krukow said to medium depth and Giants could add more insurance. Instead he swings at outside pitch and lines it right to 3b glove for inning ending DP. Maybe slamming into wall on nice catch he made addled something upstairs.

      • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

        I’m coming around on Gilbert. He’s stopped his goofy gig and settled in to being a serious player. Clearly a platoon guy 4th or 5th OFer because he can’t hit lefties. But, good with the glove, has a bit of speed, and looks like in the last 6 weeks or so a light has gone off with his hitting approach. I won’t mind seeing him in camp next spring working for 1 of 5 outfield spots. But sure, if they can get 5 better players than him for the OF, I would not mind that even more.

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

        I didn’t say that Willie. No shit – these guys are for the most part not ready for prime time. I just prefer to watch them grind, give 125%, and do whatever they can to stay on the roster.

        Conversely, no one on this planet can convince me that Adames or Chapman deserve the moniker, “All Star” before their names . . . Those days are in their rear view mirror (particularly Adumbass). It chaps my ass that both of these guys collect the paychecks that they do.

      • willedav's avatar willedav says:

        Blade, Lot of fans agree with you. But most of them are minor leaguers for reasons that becomes quite evident as I watch them play. zzz

  10. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    I wondered why a rich guy would waste time in Ohio. Now I see stories claiming that Jed dork formally moved back there to protest (and if it comes to it to avoid) the billionaire tax on the ballot in California soon. Perfect. Just the threat is fumigating the state.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      That tax has a backdated effective tax residency date to 1/1/2026, so moving out after that wouldn’t theoretically save Jed from reach of the tax. No idea when /if he really “moved”. If it passes, the backdated feature would probably be one of the issues in the billionaires’ inevitable legal attack on it. I keep wondering how/why does a billionaire end up in a trailer park in the must-be godforsaken town of E. Palestine, Ohio looking for a $140 happy ending? He’s cheap? There are no $5000 a night or even $1000 a night talents in Youngstown, or even in Cleveland? He figures nobody in E. Palestine will recognize him, or he just wants to get low down? Weird.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      I doubt the billionaire prop tax will pass. Too much money in the contra campaign. TV ads already terrorize dimwits about swearing under penalty of perjury to their net worth. Don’t they know they sign irs forms like that every year when they lie on their taxes? Reminds me of the Medicare for all terrors. But dumbfuck, you already pay Medicare tax? Why not be able to get return on it before you’re old?

  11. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Morning musings:

    Giants going for the SWEEP today! Would be the first of the season (and maybe the last chance). Reports say they’ve bumped up Webb to start this one. Goin’ for it. What a story it would be.

    I just read where the USS Abraham Lincoln and three other Navy ships in its support group are steaming for San Diego, but first, they will stop in Thailand for a few days of extremely well deserved shore leave R & R. My goodness. Wherever that port is, it better prepare. 5000+ sailors off of a 9+ months at sea taking shore leave? In Thailand? I’m talking about the women sailors, too. Maybe we need some reporting by Paul on what that might look like.

    Dolly Parton. Amazing, but not surprising to see all the memorials to her. Not a pop culture icon, but a great American icon. Even Trump did not F this up. Many are saying she’s the last thing that everyone in this beleaguered country can agree on something — that they like/love her. I believe that. I remember as a kid watching her on Johnny Carson, with that amazing chest and bubbly personality, and that HAIR. Johnny looked amazed every time she was on. She and Linda Ronstadt and Emmy Lou Harris got together for some singing way back when, did some recordings and gigs. They were just badass, those three together. All great, but Dolly was the ringleader, for sure. She was funny as hell in “9 to 5”.

    BTW, when Linda goes, and I’m still around when that happens, that is going to be a very very very bad day. Like millions of young men during the ’70s, Linda was the bomb. I would have given anything to be alone with her, about 10 years my senior, for a night of “education”. My gawd. What a 5’3″ package of massive talent, smarts and mind blowing looks. She did not go to college, but was / is extremely well read, articulate and as smart as a whip. When she was at the dinner in DC back in or her very late 2019 induction into Kennedy Center Honors, she completely schooled Pompeo, the sec of state, who said some stupid stuff introducing her. When she was hangin’ with Jerry Brown back in ’76, I thought that dude deserved my vote just so she could be the most amazing First Lady / Girlfriend ever. So sad she has been unable to sing now for over a decade from being ill with a nasty form of MS.

    Anyway, let’s get that Giants sweep, just for Ss and Gs.

    • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

      Great stuff Snarkk, thanks for that.

      fwiw, as to consecutive wins .. check my response (this morn) to Chucks 10:04p from last night.

      • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

        Just read it bb.

        But, 3 in a row a couple of times, but no series sweep, right?

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        I think this is our first OPPORTUNITY for a sweep but, I could be wrong.

      • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

        No sweeps for us yet & no more than 3 consecutive wins

        Here is our Wins, 2 of 3 chronology, Home & Away:

        APRIL: SD(A); Phils(H); Wash(A); LA(H); Mia (H)

        MAY: Pits(H); A’s (A); WSox(H)

        JUNE; Chi(A); A’s(H); Atl(H)

        JULY: AnH(H); Mil(H)

        AUG; Cin(H)

        *4 game even splits with: LA(A); Mil(A)

        **4 game series with Atl, we’ve taken 2 games, make up game Aug31

        Whew! .. uh, what was your question? 😝 LOL

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      Fuck Trump. He cut funding for Dolly’s child literacy program.

      Even he isn’t stupid enough to talk shit about her even though she declined 2x to get the Presidential medal of Freedom from him.

      • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

        as y’all know, I’m Canadian.. so, this is really none of my business .. BUT … NEWS FLASH .. after 30+ years as a green card holder, I am applying for US citizenship .. I’ll be able to vote .. nuff said, my soon to be true brothers.

  12. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Congrats BB . . . I would imagine that due to your preparation, while applying for your U.S. citizenship, you likely know more about the history of this country than any of us Flappers. 🙂

    • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

      Blade, I mostly grew up 25 miles from the border, after HS, was educated in the US and, at this point, have lived more than half my life in the US .. so, nope, I’m a dummy like the rest of ya, lol. Therefore, I should fit right in, correct?

      • bassbaldy's avatar bassbaldy says:

        but, yes, I gotta take the test, which I will ACE.

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

        lol . . . Yep!

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        hah!

        Congrats! Although I’d think there are a lot more Americans wanting to become Canadian citizens.

        I will say, when we drove from Vancouver to Seattle last July, the folks near the border said that with Trump in office, the wait to get from Canada to the US has been cut down from 2 hours to 15 minutes.

        Canadians have stopped coming to the US.

        And now we have Trump siding with North Korea over South Korea.

        The idiocy is astounding.

      • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

        We have a 3500 mile border with a great, friendly country that is our greatest trading partner, a country that many border states depend on for a very large portion of their business revenues from selling everything from car parts to farm products to bed and breakfast visits. A country that buys a ton of our fighter jets and other massively expensive defense products. So, we have a leader that starts a trade war with that friendly nation? What the actual F ? Absolute insanity. But, all good — so long as everybody stops talking about Epstein Files and who is in those illegally unreleased files that must contain some really nasty stuff about said leader.

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Say what you will but Devers is putting together a pretty strong year. 29 HRs and 80 RBI so far

    Really wish we could get Arraez back, dump Adumbass and Chapaquiddick, get Schmitty back and go from there.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      I hope they just shut down Adames and play on without him the rest of the season. Playing him just to earn out his ridiculous contract is useless. Much more enjoyable and actually productive from a personnel evaluation POV to watch the no names struggle to try to make some semblance of a major league team. I would rest Devers the last two weeks, or turn him into just a DH, or even a PH, and let Eldridge play every day at 1b. Why risk injury in the field to Devers? Sure, he can paper his stats with more ABs, but what’s the point in that? Let somebody else get most of what would have been his ABs.

  14. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    nice slide, Knizner.

  15. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Swear to keereist, what IS it with this Giants team that has massive trouble scoring from second on singles? If there is a MLB team stat for this, I’d like to see where the Giants fall out on it. The horrific baserunning on this team MUST be fixed next Spring. After seemingly being stuck in stone, Knizner took off and then didn’t even slide at the plate — WTF?

    OK, some dude named Whitcom just hit a 2 run dinger for the Giants. Good for him, whoever he is.

    Devers is on fire with dingers, now that doing so is useless. Whatever. And Fox, I want to see as much as possible of this kid. Homer today, out to center — that was pretty good pop. Love his speed.

    • willedav's avatar willedav says:

      Hill too for that matter. Just cracked line drive double to RF off 93 heat, all these contact hitters Posey likes have to be able to respond to velo and command of ML pitching,

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Goo to see Walker living up to his name and snatching the sweep from our grasp.

    Ooops. Guess it was Foley who shit the bed.

  17. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Bivens sighting!

  18. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Agree unc. Devers is playing well. I thought he played well last season too. The park is of course, the great equalizer.

    Kind of hoping that next season, he makes some adjustments a la Mays at Candlestick and Bonds at this park. Specifically, Mays adjusted his swing so more balls went to left field versus right, where the wind robbed a lot of his blasts. Insofar as Bonds, he should take steroids . . . I kid, I kid, I kid (sort of).

  19. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Turner Hill.

    Kid was on fire with the bat in Sac, still hot up now in SF.

    Looks like he’s not scared of MLB pitching, he’s hitting some ropes. And for once, a farm system kid who looks like he’s got good fundamentals. How did that happen?

  20. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    After Gilbert adds some insurance, noticed Stewart is up 3rd in 9th.

    I’d send Reds a parting message on way out of town.

    • willedav's avatar willedav says:

      sigh Bivens gives up splash hit to first batter of 9th and single to Elly. Just close this out without further damage, pls.

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