! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

! ! ! ! Can’t get any lower. Still I feel I’m sinking ! ! ! !

Outshined by Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. The theme song for your SF Giants 2026 team.

In a season full of pitching debacles and crushing losses, they managed to pull one out for the ages.

Yes, the biggest blown 9th inning league in the 125 year history of the team. They were 2,208-0 when leading by 6 or more in the 9th. Til today.

Up 9-3 in the top of the 9th, the team could not even get an out before Cincy tied it. Bivans came in and really had no clue. Not sure why whoever the interim manager even was didn’t pull him a little faster, but I think it was pretty obvious Bivens didn’t have it. He gave up the longest home run into the cove that I’ve ever seen. Then again, Smith came in and nuked the joint. And the rest was errors, walks and general rookie ball crap.

I guess the lockout is a blessing.

For Dolly . . .

3,347 Responses to ! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

  1. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    WTF is taking so fuckin long???

  2. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    Here Comes Your 19th Bullpen Breakdown…

  3. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    jeezus. Well, maybe they’ll get rained out tomorrow and avoid inching closer to 100.

  4. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    When each of the Giants feel worthless . . . just remember that once you were the fastest sperm.

    Postscript – Get rid of Lee too.

  5. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Very predictable. Giants could not get more than 2, left a ton of men on. Just don’t have the talent. Basabe muffs the game ending DP, then hurt? What else?

    I knew it was big trouble when Hentjes came in. The dude is a 6’8″ gas can. Hits the first guy he faces. Then, the Kitzner or whatever his name is doesn’t get his foot on the plate. Always a new way to lose …

  6. Bob McMurry's avatar Bob McMurry says:

    And in usual Giants fashion another blown game on a force play they don’t get , like that was going to be overturned in Boston..

    Jimmy Davenport resting comfortably tonight..

  7. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Back on track to lose 100. Any other season, this loss might be a real backbraker. This season, just another ho hum cratering in the late inning(s). It’s almost not fair, RSox have real major leaguers, Giants have young guys with eyes bugging out at Fenway, and mostly AAA talent.

    Smith looks to be the only Pen dude worth bringing back to Scottsdale in the spring. Wholesale Pen stables cleaning needed by Odysseus, uh, Buster…

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn’t that Hercules that was assigned the stables cleaning?

      • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

        blade, you have your Greek mythology right. My bad. I got the Trojan war and the Herculean tasks mixed up.

        Neither Ulysses nor Hercules could right this Giants ship — heading right into the abysss of 100 losses. It will take Zeus himself to save them from that ignominy…

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Glad I left when theywere leading. Had faint hope they pulled it off.

    Till now. Wow.

  9. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    blade, you have your Greek mythology right. My bad. I got the Trojan war and the Herculean tasks mixed up.

    Neither Ulysses nor Hercules could right this Giants ship — heading right into the abysss of 100 losses. It will take Zeus himself to save them from that ignominy…

  10. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Wilkinson starts for however long today. BoSox only few games behind Yanks for top WC spot. Phils have won 8 in a row to close gap to 3 behind Braves and also only 2 back of Cubs for top WC spot. Kinda cool to watch races unfold, from afar.

  11. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    Giants fans suffer the fate of Prometheus chained to the rock (or if you’re stuck on the odyssey Tityos pinned to the ground in the underworld). Vultures rip out our livers by day, our livers regrow at night, the vultures return by day, the livers regrow by night, and so on, day after day, game after game, loss after loss after loss.

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I’m going with Sysyphus.

  13. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    tugboat day.

  14. Bob McMurry's avatar Bob McMurry says:

    Yeah STRETCH OUT the TUGBOAT love got nothing to lose but body weight!

  15. James's avatar James says:

    I see the underlying team offense stats are finally starting to reflect the abysmal run production and match the reality of the pitching numbers. It’s a relief for me. If they’d stayed on track with the totally bizarre mismatch between above league average OPS and runs scored, I’d have been forced to argue the Giants aren’t really as terrible as all the losses show.

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      Just use your “eyes” James, e.g., at the beginning of the season you thought Arraez was shit due to his supposed crummy OPS . . . He disproved that notion all season.

      • James's avatar James says:

        Come on, don’t insult me with that lame “use your eyes” critique. I watch the games as carefully as anybody.

        Arraez has never been “shit” and a life time OPS of 780 has never been “crummy.” That OPS also pretty much sums up his offensive value. He’s had a couple of seasons where he’s been an average player, despite the impressive batting averages. He might still have a few more of those in him as he gets older.

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

        lol . . . Bullshit. You basically called him a “shit” player. Unca is doing a great job on the blog, but the current “search parameters” make it nearly impossible to find your post from early in the season, when you essentially described him as a mediocre player, citing his OPS as being poor. I stand by what I said earlier.

      • James's avatar James says:

        I made the comment about his OPS numbers in previous seasons on the Flap. Maybe you can use your expertise with “search parameters” on the archive to find it and re-read it.

  16. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Tug got 3-4-5 guys out with 90-91 heat.

  17. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Cox his first bomb? Regardless, that must feel good for this kid hitting one over the Green Monster. Happy for him!

  18. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    well that invisi-ball vanished

  19. James's avatar James says:

    However it eventually plays out for Tugboat, in his 4 innings he’s commanded pitches in and just out of the K zone and doesn’t seem fazed by much.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      going on five innings now — uh oh. But I do prefer his approach to that of Hentges with the BBs and HBPs.

      • willedav's avatar willedav says:

        yeah, throws strikes and is around plate. None of Endless parade of walks HBPs wild pitches non competitive easy take nonsense.

  20. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    I can see the vulture circling above. Looks like a few seagulls hanging there, too, hoping for leftovers.

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