! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

! ! ! ! Can’t get any lower. Still I feel I’m sinking ! ! ! !

Outshined by Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. The theme song for your SF Giants 2026 team.

In a season full of pitching debacles and crushing losses, they managed to pull one out for the ages.

Yes, the biggest blown 9th inning league in the 125 year history of the team. They were 2,208-0 when leading by 6 or more in the 9th. Til today.

Up 9-3 in the top of the 9th, the team could not even get an out before Cincy tied it. Bivans came in and really had no clue. Not sure why whoever the interim manager even was didn’t pull him a little faster, but I think it was pretty obvious Bivens didn’t have it. He gave up the longest home run into the cove that I’ve ever seen. Then again, Smith came in and nuked the joint. And the rest was errors, walks and general rookie ball crap.

I guess the lockout is a blessing.

For Dolly . . .

3,358 Responses to ! ~ ~ ~ Nightmares R Us ~ ~ ~ !

  1. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    Braves have used 8 catchers in the first half of the season. How is that possible?

  2. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    At least we didn’t sign Kris Bryant after the 2021 season…

    • James's avatar James says:

      A Gausman signing, OTOH, would have been nice, although to have sufficient impact, you still would have needed to add arms like Rodon and Snell. The reasons for not signing Gausman long term were obvious — mediocre track record, arm problems before 2021, declining fastball velocity and performance at the end of the 21 season, 30 years old. Risk aversion is generally a good thing.

      • djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

        How’s AI Twinfan coming along? 😄😄😄

      • James's avatar James says:

        I say you do some vibe coding and create him yourself! Hey, how about we turn the whole Flap crew into a bot army? It could be unleashed across the entire baseball world.

  3. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Losing some respect for Posey.

    Last Thursday was his regularly scheduled once per month interview on KNBR morning show. He was a no show, and Baer showed up instead to spout the usual nonsense and PR garbage. Hard not to conclude Buster and/or Baer and ownership were scared S-less of more Buster PR face plants re: scrutiny of the Giants’ Pride day and Dever’s finger waggling incidents. The no-show was weak stuff.

    Being the organization’s VP of baseball means you have to deal with the press, the public. So far, Buster looks way out of his depth on that part of the job.

    • James's avatar James says:

      Yep. He’s still young, has little experience in the business world, and could be an introvert. Developing the skill to handle a crisis deftly, especially one in which you personally feel little sympathy for the “victims,” requires you to take some time observing others do the job and and consciously reflecting on how you’d handle it. Practicing at the last minute without the prior prep isn’t going to cut it, you’ll fuck it up.

    • xoot's avatar xoot says:

      I don’t think PR should be Byster’s job. WTF is POBO anyway? Define the role you’ve invented. Let Baer handle the mendacious bullshit. Or promote a smiley extrovert to be VPOBO. BFD.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        Buster’s.

      • James's avatar James says:

        Probably a little ego involved, a false sense of obligation. Interesting that Baer didn’t say “sorry, folks” either. Maybe worried that RF will be supplanted as the number one reason a person of The Book hesitates to sign here.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        God told me not to sign with SF.

        • Mike Trout
      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        I think they’re more afraid of bigots in the government and press than they are of those in the clubhouses.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        when my son visited Ireland twenty years ago he wore his black and orange SF hat against the rain and received some very hostile homophobic insults and threats when he wandered into the wrong part of Limerick. The rep is what it is for a reason. Our Bay Area fanbase contains millions of lgbtq people.

        more recently, the burly guard inside Dublin’s Marsh’s Library asked me about my hat. Turns out one of the highlights of his trip to the USA was seeing Barry Bonds rip a HR into the bay. (He was sitting at a reading table where both James Joyce and Bram Stoker had studied — book users have to sign in.) Nice guy.

  4. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    “Perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised that, under the management of a college coach with zero professional experience, it’s been amateur hour all season.” Baggs, today.

    Meanwhile, brain dead hack & compulsive bigot Krueger has enlisted similarly defective asswipes from around the country to attack Susan Slusser on Twitter becz she said that perhaps a few bigoted FAs will avoid SF now.

    both writers I’m sure dearly wish they just had a good season to cover.

    • James's avatar James says:

      Wow, Baggs not holding back in that piece.

      I wonder if the attendance will start lagging as the summer progresses and Ray and Arraez (esp.) leave. 33K on a beautiful Sunday afternoon isn’t a *bad* number, but . . . Or maybe the pleasure of chanting “Jung Hoo Lee” and an inability/refusal to let go of hope for Devers! Chapman! Adames! will still deliver that 3M season attendance number.

      • xoot's avatar xoot says:

        I’m puzzled by the attendance success, but I get the impression that mlb has moved on from me and fans like me. The friend who used to give me her season tickets all the time finally quit, disappointed by the team and the front office but also just aging out, too. I got to know all of the other season holders in that sold out section. Most of them were my age or older.

        somehow mlb came up with a viable new business plan during the down days of the pandemic and it seems to be making money now.

  5. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Looks like the Warriors have the inside track on signing Lebron. Hope so. He’s still an elite player, albeit, no longer a one-man freight train who can carry a defense for 48 minutes. Plus, Porzingis is back with the club on a 2 year $40 million contract. Also, I am not worried about news of Green opting out of his option, as I’m 99% certain he will sign a deal with the Ws, i.e., it’s all a plan to upgrade the roster elsewhere.

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      . . . Anthony Davis WILL also be part of the Warriors via a likely trade. If he’s healthy all season – watch out!

  6. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    isn’t that the twice now that Bericoto has been oddly lost in between first and second?

  7. James's avatar James says:

    Those may be the two most bizarre outs made by one runner in consecutive games, ever.

  8. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Not certain, but Bericotto forgot how many outs there were. Pfffttt! Picked off of first.

    That is plain dumb.

  9. Macdog's avatar Macdog says:

    Giants baserunning — Nothing Like It!

  10. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Bericoto needs to get his head out of his rear end.

    But, what is the first base coach doing there? He should be reminding Bericoto how many outs there are in between every pitch, and what to pay attention to and what to do if certain things happen. If the coach did that, and Bericoto just plain face planted, OK then. But, if he did not do that, he shares some blame. I have no idea who the first base coach is, and I really don’t care. That’s the simplest coaching job on the team, and the dude looks like he blew it…

  11. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    huh! The kids make it interesting.

  12. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    More Bericoto, the kid looks like he can hit. Just figure out how to run the bases.

    More Cox, the kid can bunt and run like hell. Way fun this kind of ball instead of wait for station to station scoring that rarely happens.

  13. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Nice work by the rooks Bericoto&Mouthpiece Cox getting a run in there.,Double for Bericoto then a safety squeeze bunt by Mouthpiece.That was fun old school baseball..

  14. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Hentjes probably should have worn a different hat.

    Terrible appearance. Can they DFA this stiff before the game is over?…

  15. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    And the one fun inning by the kids is over as Mahle breakdown with 2walks a hit loads them up and Hentges says wtf how about a ringing double to clear the bases! 4-1 ballgame? Their 6-0 against G-men this year.,

  16. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Entire pitching staff not named Webb and Ray should be DFAed. If they were anymore inbred they’d all be sandwiches.

    • alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

      Blade..Yeah whe whole pitching staff reminds me of an episode of X-Files with the 3 inbred brothers that kept their mom alive under the kitchen floor, water& grits.They would drive down the road in a beat up convertible singing on the radio to “Some Kinda Wonderful “ creepy but I busted a gut over it!!

      But hey even Inbred’s need an oil change,So go to Speedes Oil Change for your old jalopy ..

  17. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    AK, key the Speedy Oil commercial.

  18. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Seriously, pull Cox for Gilbert? We know what Gilbert can do.

    Cox is having a fine game. Let him hit, see what he can do — the guy runs like the wind. Just play Cox and Bericoto as much as possible, these guys may turn into something…

  19. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    if Adam’s were in the game tonight, what are the chances V would have the balls to PH for him, even he’d gone 0-3? But Bericoto? V can bully him.

  20. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    This loss is just another in a string all season. Somehow, Adames being out of the LU made it seem not so bad and frustrating…

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