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Pre-Season Game Deux – Horsing Around

Well, here we are at Game II of the exciting preseason shitstorm that is the 49ers QB situation. Reports are Purdy is either ‘likely’ or ‘not likely’ to play tomorrow, because you can’t tip off the opponent regarding who will … Continue reading →

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Dust Bunny Musings

Hey, I don’t know. But seeing as the Trey Lance hope train is losing steam, let’s take a look at the draft record for the current brain trust. My contention is the fact we gave away the farm for Lance … Continue reading →

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Rookie Jitters / Lance Can’t Dance

Pretty sloppy effort all around today, but hey, it’s all backups all the time. Shanny did no favors for his young QB by telegraphing the fact that every play was gonna be a throw to start the game. It wasn’t … Continue reading →

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Here We Go!

Lance gets a full half. Will he last through the quarter? I guess the question is, will Shanny use Lance as a runner? Like he said he woouldn’t? I haven’t railed on Shanny’s (mis)use of Lance lately, but the point … Continue reading →

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The Bosa Particle

Pay the guy already. Aaron Donald is getting 3/$95 mill. That works out to $31.667 mill a year. TJ Watt is getting 4/$112 mill. $28 mill a year. Brother Joey Bosa is getting 4/$102 mill. $27 mill per. Myles Garrett … Continue reading →

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Happy Campers?

Got to say, I love Grant Cohn if only for his moronic takes reporting on the 49ers. He ripped Kyle Shanahan after day 1 of practice last Thursday when the quarterbacks in the fold did pretty poorly. Purdy didn’t practice, … Continue reading →

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The Usual Power Rankings Blather – QB Edition

These stupid ranking systems are as useful as the ether they are printed on, but this is pretty funny. No love for the 49ers Brock Purdy despite his strong showing coming off the bench as the 3rd string QB to … Continue reading →

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All Systems Goooooooo!

Just got word from Coach Shanahan that Brock Purdy has been cleared to practice with the team as camp opens on Thursday. Purdy is “cleared without restriction” per Shanny. This is excellent news. But let’s hope he can stay healthy. … Continue reading →

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The Extraordinary Life of Sam Darnold

Well, not really. There’s a book out there called The Extraordinary Life of Sam Hell. Written by a high school friend of mine, Bob Dugoni. But I digress. And I should read it. Sounds good. Darnold? My only take on … Continue reading →

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Weird Scenes Inside the 49ers Gold Mine

Since there’s nothing to talk about until the rookies report in a week, there are a couple truly bizarre stories floating around on the interweb tubes. Sam Darnold is staying with George Kittle while he figures out his accommodations, and … Continue reading →

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