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Sam Darnold Questionable for Saturday

Huh, Seattle released their injury report today, and lo & behold, Sourdough Sam is on it with an oblique injury. I’m sure he’s OK and will play, but hey, hit him early. make him think. Make him hurt. I’ve said … Continue reading →

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Mission: Impossible Dreaming in Seattle

In the immortal words of Kyle Shanahan, “We embrace the shit out of doing it the hard way.” Yeah, this is true. This weird season just keeps on getting weirder. In the immortal words of Hunter Thompson, “When the going … Continue reading →

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Thriller Game, Down Go the Iggles!

Well, this improbable season got even more improbable as the out-manned 49ers overcame a tough Philly defense, Saquan running all over us, Kittle being lost for what looks like a long time, and two flat awful picks by Purdy. CMC … Continue reading →

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Phucking Philly Phlayoffs Again

Here we are, once again meeting Philly in the playoffs. Last time of course saw the mercurial rise and devastating crash of Brock Purdy in his rookie season as he came from running the scout team to leading the 49ers … Continue reading →

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Limping to Philly

As Kyke Juicechick said, “why should we make it easy on ourselves? We’ve been struggling with shit all season.” Or something to that effect. Hell of a scrappy effort by the team this season to be one win from the … Continue reading →

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New Year . . . Old Story

Well, Tatum Bethune is out for the Philly game with a torn groin, and any other subsequent game should it come to that. So we are down to Erik Kendricks as the starting middle linebacker. Yay. Crystal Todd Pearsall is … Continue reading →

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In Like a Lion . . .

. . . Out like a lamb on a spit. Week 1 of the 2025 season saw a strong 49er team take on an equally strong Seattle team, and beat them on the road. Nick Bosa provided the defining play … Continue reading →

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Last Call . . .

. . . for the 2025 season. Here we are in the new year fighting for #1. Truthfully, a loss would not be devastating, but a win sure would be nice. As per usual, limit the mistakes and blitz when … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year ! ! ! Hello, 2026 ! ! !

This year has flown by faster than a Skyy Moore kickoff return. And 2026 will come roaring in like a hoard of desperate miners looking for gold. The offense at least appears to be pretty healthy for the showdown in … Continue reading →

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Chi-Town Beat-Down We’re (almost) # 1 ! ! !

What a game that was! For the objective outsider that must have been a fun game to watch. Sunday Night prime time fun. Tirico and Collins(gag)worth(y) were beside themselves with the insanity of these high-flying offenses marching up and down … Continue reading →

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