D r a f t D a y 2 0 2 6 ! ! ! ! !

Here we go! 5:00 PM today, the hyperbopalooza begins. Pittsburgh is the lucky site for this insanely overblown extravaganza of corporate greed, needless glitz and grandiosity, and oh yeah, the draft.

The self-indulgent importance is only heightened by the fact that the draft is on FOUR networks. NFLN, ESPN, ABC, and ESPN Deportes.

Round 2 starts 4:00 PM tomorrow

Rounds 3-7 starts at 9:00 AM Saturday

The breathlessness and hype is crazy but for all the bullshit, this team really needs to get younger and stronger with this draft. Seattle got weaker through attrition but they have been very solid in their drafts lately, and as the NFC West goes, so goes the NFL. One of us, the Rams, and the Hawks are more than likely gonna be the champs if the season goes according to plan.

  1. DE
    2. C
    4. LG
    4. WR
    4. S
    4. RB

And how ’bout them Giants! Sweep the dogs!

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47 Responses to D r a f t D a y 2 0 2 6 ! ! ! ! !

  1. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    HAHAHA!

    Thank you Unca for making me an editor (and it seems you did it for the majority of people that visit your site). Go Giants and 49ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Who woulda thought. I don’t want to jinx em but this just might be the spark this team needs. We played some pretty good defense yesterday and that was nice to see.

    How do you know if you are an editor and what does that mean.

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      chuck if being and editor makes it so I can post more music videos then I want to be one. Google lets me post some now and then but it always goes to bing or yahoo and they don’t let me post em at all. I use Safari for everything else so I don’t really know whats up with that.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        All it means is you can fix your typos. I’m OCD-ish so it bugs me. Sent you one as well.

      • djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

        Winder:

        James taught me how to post gifs and videos that you may not know. First copy the url of whatever it is, then tap or click the comment box and then again on the black ‘X’ in the upper right, then again on the thing below that says ‘image’ and then paste the url into the box that pops up…

      • Winder's avatar Winder says:

        Thanks chuck, and loo I am definitely gonna have to write that down there is no way I remember that. i appreciate the help. chuck that will help I misspell and leave out words all the time. It’s funny because it always sounds perfect in my head.

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      What unca said Winder . . . Misspellings, words left out, wrong punctuation, etc..

      I know 12th Man will appreciate this too, i.e., his sentences mostly “flow” and he’s a stickler for what he is trying to say.

      • 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

        True but I don’t think I have editor Blade. I just try to re-read whatever I wrote and still screw it up.

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

        Actually, he did 12th man. Look beside your date and time in parentheses – it says “Edit.”

  3. djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

    It’s awfully nice of Chuck to open this place to the Orphans, but especially on a day like this it’s frustrating that I’m not comfortable discussing Elroy Face going 18-1 in 1959 and only getting a 3.2 WAR for his trouble while teammate Harvey Haddix gets a 3.8 for going 12-12. I’ll never understand that stat…

  4. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Big day today, their last couple of drafts have been vast improvements and I’m hopeful that trend continues. I also think this may be the last one for Lynch as GM before being “promoted” or leaving for big media money.

    I’m still convinced its DE or WR. Not long to wait.

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      Yeah, I was thinking WR might be the one. I know we need another DE but there are a lot of em in this draft so I think it’s all gonna come down to who is there and how they rate em.

  5. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Congrats Blade being an editor for the Orphans is huge! Of course swearing still needs to be allowed,why do you think they all became Orphans in the first place?

    Well for Fuck sake since it’s only tonight for all the anticipation of 49ers #1 pick unless they trade out of the first round Cardinals want QB Ty Simpson are Patriots both want to move up, as Monty Hall use to say “Let’s Make a Deal”

    If the Niners stay put here’s a few on my list tonight if available..DE Malachi Lawerence, TJ Parker Keldric Faulk OLCaleb Lomu,, Blake Miller,Freeling,Proctor Max Inanachor ..S Emanuel McNiel Warren,And of course WR’s that Kyle will sit in his doghouse..KC Concepion,Omar Cooper Jr, Denzel Boston thoughts?

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      I think I have seen mocks where we drafted all those guys.

      • alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

        I’m with you Winder and how in the world do all the coaches/scouts etc get all the intel on 300 plus players it’s a year long no sleep job for these guys especially leading up to the draft..

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        98% of it comes from the coaches that talk them up once you get past rounds 1-3.

        Kiper has something nice to say to every one of the 256 picks.

  6. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Just read they have shorted the draft from 10 to 8 min. between picks that is long overdue. That means all the Experts don’t have to bother you for 10 minutes any longer.

  7. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Winder. Try this. It worksfor Youtube videos anyway.

    In the response box hit the’/’ key. It’ll display options for posting things into the dialog box. Paste the url into the YouTube embed option.

  8. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    One good thing for Will Brennan of the giants is he can go 0-3 and his batting average does not go down!

  9. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    I’m set on OG or Edge Rusher. I really want an OG. My preference is Ionne. He will probably be gone so plug in the OT form ASU to play guard immediately and move him to OT when Williams is gone. If they are both gone, DE Howell. If all are gone, trade back.

  10. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    just wow. Gilbert took a bad route.

    disheartening to hear all those dodger fans.

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    shit throw by Ramos. A good one gets him.

    oh well. 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

    the bats are hibernating again.

  12. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Can’t win games with 1 fucking hit in 6 innings. Mr. V’s brain needs a software update or something. No idea what will motivate this team to play better. Sigh.

  13. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    38,619 attendees? What a scam.

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    2 out of 3 ain’t bad. That’s what they need to keep doing. And they really need to keep winning at home. 3 more against the Marlins. A team we notoriously struggle against.

  15. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Loo, was that Elroy Face card a mistake.

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:
    Screenshot 2026-04-23 at 12.58.58 PM

    Type the / thing and you’ll see the above. Click YouTube ambed and put the URL in there.

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