This trainwreck of a season staggers merrily along this holiday season as the 49ers face the newly resurgent LA Rams. They of the 1-4 record, and had we beat them back in September, they’d have been 0-5 and likely would have traded Cooper Kupp and gone through a rebuild.
But alas, we impregnated the canine, and let them off the hook to now be one game ahead of us. Well, the dog had puppies and we are now the ones staring at a post-season on the outside.
Funny how that works. The Rams don’t defend very well, so we have to score early and often. No dicking around with field goals. We also need to desperately get pressure early and often on Stafford. The defense needs to sell out and shake him up and get him skittish and gunshy.
Otherwise they’ll drop a 40-spot on us. Our glaring failure on defense has been our lack of sustained pressure on opposing quarterbacks. Stafford is no Mahomes, so simply collapsing the pocket around him is the way to go. No stepping up and getting passes off. We should pressure hard early.
The main byproduct of no pass rush is no errant passes. No fumbles. No forced errors. This defense NEEDS to create turnovers. We’ve had one pick and one fumble recovery in the past FIVE games while we have turned the ball over NINE times. That is absolutely pathetic. The main reason why we are so far down in the standings.
Looks like it’s gonna be a wet rainy night so ball security is paramount yet again. That isn’t Purdy’s strong suit, but it ain’t a snowstorm.
Forty Niners Forever 
sound familiar?
This one thoroughly blew me away.
I had no idea.
Nice. I knew it was an old one but never heard this version.
Tim Allen says the Niners need to come out passing the ball, the run is not going to get them a win, I agree. At this point being unable to score in the red zone pass the ball.
I don’t care if it was the Bears, I hope Kyle comes out strong and not back to his old ways of conservativeness. If he does the Niners will lose
Otis my Man…
Can we dance with yo dates?
How could someone not like this.
lol. That scene is classic. Yeah, the Canned Heat version is the only one I knew about.
They can run on LA. They have s shit defense. They just have to mix things up and not get predictable.
Welcome back Dre Greenlaw &Nick BOSA along with Issac Guerendo who was questionable but good to go! Even if pitch count might be limited it’s great for morale to fire with more weapons with these Studs back in a “Must Win towards running the table run!” Niners 27-13 Fuck the Lambs!!
here we go
What an absolutely cheesy title to this post.
Meanwhile, the march to a 49ers Super Bowl victory begins tonight by squashing the Rams!
3rd and 6 and they run the ball with Samuel? WTF conservative call was that?I know they want to get him involved but that wasn’t the time! Got the FG by Moody atleast..
Well so much for being able to run the ball, pass gets them across the fifty and let’s go to the run.
I think they should just use Deebo as a decoy for awhile.
DB hands. Had chance for 2 picks already, thrown right to D by Stafford. Don’t let him get going.
Where are the passes to Jennings
Well at least the D came to play
But how long can the D stop Stafford
yep. You know they will get going. I just wish we’d have 17 points before they get rolling.
forcing the ball to Deebo is lame. Go to Kittle till they stop it
Purdy doesn’t play well in the rain. Those passes dropped by our defense are gonna come back to bite us.
drops by all
How slippery is the ball? Jennings does not drop passes like that
Kittle and Jennings the only two he should passing to
we are tipping the run plays
We don’t have a run game right now.
Supposedly the Niners were supposed to be able to run against the Rams
Rain should be stopping soon
No guts no glory, go for it on 4th
End of the half all Kyle said was couldn’t get the run going. More worried about the run than calling plays to win. 😡😡😡😡
fucking deebo is really getting on my nerves. Fuck him
Time for Moody and Peppers to get in Samuel’s face and tell him “Get your shit together!” We’re doing are job not you!
Not enough pressure on Stafford
Like I said how long can the D hold the Rams down. And that stat 13 times a team has gotten to the red zone they have scored. Not good