Bring on the Cow . . . . ahhhh Fuck it

Yeah, usually this game would mean something, even in a down year. But this year as about as down as you can get. Sure, it’s the Cowboys, Sure it’s in Dallas. but they lost Dak, we lost everyone, the stands will be mostly empty, and both teams are on life-support, but hey, it’s football and it’s on.

All I look forward to is seeing Jerry Jones’ face after he loses a game to our depleted lineup.

Bring it on.

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56 Responses to Bring on the Cow . . . . ahhhh Fuck it

  1. Winder says:

    I used to get so excited when we played Dallas. Now I just hope we beat the bastards.

  2. unca_chuck says:

    Yeah. 18 turnovers in the last 7 games ain’t gonna get it done though. Fucking Mullens is the gift that keeps on giving.

  3. Irish Kevin says:

    Even the Dutch boy doesn’t have enough thumbs to plug all the holes our offensive line has for pass protection

  4. Irish Kevin says:

    So how many passes will Kyle call in the first series, I say 2

  5. unca_chuck says:

    19. God how fucking stupid are we?

  6. unca_chuck says:

    Nice tackle, Sherm.

  7. alleykat69 says:

    Make that 19 turnovers because of piece of shit Richie James fumbling the punt!!

  8. unca_chuck says:

    O/U on 49er turnovers should be 4.5.

    Fuck this team. I think Mullens gets picked off this drive. We should throw 50 time just to wiork on pass blocking.

  9. unca_chuck says:

    Oh yeah, fumble. Nice blocking BTW.

  10. unca_chuck says:

    Maybe 6.5!!!

    Wow. Fun times. Not even 6 minutes into the game and 2 turnovers.

  11. Lurker John says:

    My God McGlinchey sucks. They can’t pass block on one single pass play. Every time a guy drops back, he’s got someone in his face.

  12. alleykat69 says:

    20 fucking turnovers now!!
    Beater time!!
    Fuck Mullens!

  13. Irish Kevin says:

    There is no reason not to bring in CJ, unless it is to keep him healthy for next year as the backup, that is the only reason I can come up with

  14. Lurker John says:

    Try him at guard and find another right tackle. He’s a bust there.

  15. unca_chuck says:

    Pushing the fumble forward. With the ball in his hand. Got it, Blandino.

  16. Winder says:

    this is just totally sad

  17. unca_chuck says:

    Saving BeatHard? No. That makes no sense.I don’t get it at all. If anything just a different fucking body back there.

  18. unca_chuck says:

    Here comes the pick. Almost. Shoulda been picked.

  19. unca_chuck says:

    Pass it here and go on 4th

  20. unca_chuck says:

    Wow. Some imagination on that play.

  21. Irish Kevin says:

    Well surprise surprise

  22. unca_chuck says:

    Hey now. A fucking drive.

  23. Irish Kevin says:

    Well at least they haven’t thrown in the towel, YET

  24. Lurker John says:

    That’s not a fumble.

  25. unca_chuck says:

    Nope. Fuck. Oh well.

  26. alleykat69 says:

    They should still hang in this game due to Mike Nolan’s shit sandwich 🥪 defensive calls. Last rodeo for Mike as he will be fired..

  27. Lurker John says:

    Wow, a sack.

  28. alleykat69 says:

    Arik Armstead that was awesome 👏 probably the best individual SACK of the season!!

  29. Lurker John says:

    At least they kept ’em out of the end zone. Get a TD here and they’re right back in it.

  30. Lurker John says:

    I sure do like Wilson. Tough runner.

  31. Lurker John says:

    McGlinchey again fanning on the block. Dude can’t do anything.

  32. Lurker John says:

    Aiyuk, easily the biggest bright spot of this sad season.

  33. alleykat69 says:

    Great call! They sure needed that bad boy!!
    Had to go for it,fuck the 3 pts ! Nothing to lose..

  34. Irish Kevin says:

    Why the heck can’t the Niners get to the QB

  35. Irish Kevin says:

    A chance to go ahead or at least tie

  36. unca_chuck says:

    Stupid stupid stupid. Give them the FG.

  37. unca_chuck says:

    How do you let that guy get behind you?

  38. alleykat69 says:

    Well they got the big sack and then Lamb on 3rd and 18 fries their ass for a 1st down!!

  39. alleykat69 says:

    Caught a break there with the missed FG..

  40. alleykat69 says:

    Jesus that last nonchalant throw by Mullens had pick 6 written all over it 😠

  41. unca_chuck says:

    And the hold and the fuckup. Coulda tied it up. Oh well. Got to stop them here.

  42. unca_chuck says:

    That’s a fumble.

  43. alleykat69 says:

    As usual the Niners get screwed on the clearly fumble by Dalton!! And have to burn a precious TO to boot! Fuck these Refs!!

  44. unca_chuck says:

    These runs up the middle on the goal line and 3rd and short over and over and over make me ill.

  45. unca_chuck says:

    Lamb wasn’t Sherm’s fault but that sure was.

  46. Irish Kevin says:

    Whichever D can make a stop wins the game

  47. alleykat69 says:

    Wtf Taylor the ball hit on the 12 yard line, you have to fair catch that one from there!!

  48. unca_chuck says:

    DeBerg-itis out there. Fucking Mullens can’t get out of his own way.

  49. alleykat69 says:

    Thank you Nick the Dick turnover #21!!

  50. unca_chuck says:

    Jesus. Mullens is flat terrible. 21 points given to the Dallas offense.

    The Beater gets a TD!

  51. unca_chuck says:

    21 turnovers in 8 games for this team. Fuck.

  52. unca_chuck says:

    Got to love Teflon Mike’s defense. So much for his job. Somewhere, NoFear is quietly sobbing.

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