Pardon Our Turkeys

Trump pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving really means something when he talks about pardoning himself for crimes he didn’t commit (right?), but hey, Happy Thanksgiving!

Speaking of turkeys, we have 4 of them for our football ignoring pleasure.

The early game is the stupidest team in football not in New York, the Houston Texans. You know, the team that thought they would improve without DeAndre Hopkins. They have fired their HC/GM/Village Idiot Bill O’Brien, and have staggered to a 3-7 record.

They play the perennially hopeless and hapless Deetroit Lions. They of the best record on any team today at 4-6! Woo hoo! Fuck the Texans for tilting the balance of power in the NFC West for the next 8 years or so. Burn in hell.

Game 2? Well, I guess it would be cool to see Alex Smith beat the fucking Cowboys one more time. The NFC East has in one fell swoop become the laughingstock of the NFL. The Eagles lead the No-Skins, Cowboys, AND Giants by 0.5 at 3-6-1! A 10 loss teram may make the playoffs for the first time.

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14 Responses to Pardon Our Turkeys

  1. NJ49er says:

    Gotta love the obligatory pardoning of a pair of turkeys by a lame duck huh?
    L’ame Duck L’Orange hereby grants the following pardons….
    Corn, Cob, Flynn, ?
    This is just the beginning of the Pardon Period.
    Lot’s of destruction to carry out before the inauguration too.
    The most corrupt Administration in history hasn’t even scratched the surface.

    “And for my final act of defiance….Pardonne’ Moi!”

    Happy Thanksgiving Gents.
    May the NFL Gods grant us a decent Draft slot for our troubles this year.

  2. Winder says:

    How can you pardon yourself when you haven’t even been charged? This should be fun.

    • NJ49er says:

      Winder the office of the President has been diluted.
      Sign of the times? Perhaps.
      Saddest thing, Democracy is threatened.
      It’s sad.
      I’m not about to give up on Democracy.
      Live Free or die

  3. unca_chuck says:

    The bigger question here is what happens to the Republican party after the transition?

    It bears to say that Trump h completely subsumed the perty in his image as a no-holds-barred win at all costs lying cheating party that has no platform other than making themselves rich.

    • Winder says:

      They are gonna make it as difficult as possible for Biden. Anything we really want to get done will have to be by executive order. The Dems really need to win the Georgia Senate.

      • unca_chuck says:

        I’m talking one year, two years, four years down the road. What will their platform be in 2022? A stolen election? Dem chicanery?

        The platform has to actually have something other than feeding the rich and baby eating pedophiles.

      • Winder says:

        chuck, I really don’t know. I am still disturbed about how many Americans fell for Trump. He’s a con man and has been one forever. He ran his presidency just like his reality show and the people ate it up. They actually believe what he says which to me is unbelievable in itself. We are truly a divided country full of people who will believe just about anything.

  4. unca_chuck says:

    I think trump has a solid 30% of the fanatical rabid followers that eat up all the bullshit. And he also has about 25 % of the remaining 70% who just are all about the money and can’t stand progressivism.

    That 25% doesn’t really care about the racism, xenophobia or divisive rhetoric. They just look at their bottom line. Hard to fathom, despite the complete bungling of Covid. That 25 % was at about 30% in 2016. COVID is the ONLY reason Trump wasn’t re-elected.

    This still doesn’t address the direction of the Republican Party going forward. Trump has cowed the entire party into his radical deconstructionist image as he does not stand for any previous republican platform. They CAN survive as a party but their platform is so anti government, how do you put forth domestic policies other than fu k everyone but us rich folks?

    • Winder says:

      As it’s always been the money is the driving force. I still believe in Karma and that eventually it will come around.

  5. Winder says:

    The city of Santa Clara is not gonna let the Niners practice or play their games at their site. I would like to see a nice mud game at Kezar but who knows.

  6. unca_chuck says:

    Happy days! What next? Locusts?

    New thread is up,

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