Trump pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving really means something when he talks about pardoning himself for crimes he didn’t commit (right?), but hey, Happy Thanksgiving!
Speaking of turkeys, we have 4 of them for our football ignoring pleasure.
The early game is the stupidest team in football not in New York, the Houston Texans. You know, the team that thought they would improve without DeAndre Hopkins. They have fired their HC/GM/Village Idiot Bill O’Brien, and have staggered to a 3-7 record.
They play the perennially hopeless and hapless Deetroit Lions. They of the best record on any team today at 4-6! Woo hoo! Fuck the Texans for tilting the balance of power in the NFC West for the next 8 years or so. Burn in hell.
Game 2? Well, I guess it would be cool to see Alex Smith beat the fucking Cowboys one more time. The NFC East has in one fell swoop become the laughingstock of the NFL. The Eagles lead the No-Skins, Cowboys, AND Giants by 0.5 at 3-6-1! A 10 loss teram may make the playoffs for the first time.