We Interrupt The Draft to Say, Whaaaaaaaaat?

Well, As the Football Turns throws another giant twist into the already strange and terrible saga of the dark underbelly of football.  Reuben Foster, who was teetering in the vere iog being cut by the 49ers, had his ex-girlfriend,  Elissa Ennis completely recant the story that Foster was the one who busted her eardrum and bonked her in the head 8-10 times.

The kicker is she apparently has video to prove that she got into a catfight with another woman over lasagna recipes or some shit. I don’t really know what the fight was about, or if there even was a fight, but the police showed, she went to the hospital, and there are records of the day’s activities, so I don’t really know if or how or what happens with the case against Foster.

Ennis’s attorney, Stephanie Rickard, said that the injuries, including a ruptured eardrum, that sent the 28-year-old woman to the hospital were suffered in a fight with another woman and there is a video of that confrontation.

“(Foster) did not strike her, injure her or threaten her,” said Rickard. She said Foster tried to end the relationship with her after learning of the fight.“She was extremely upset and told him if he broke up with her she would ‘trash his career,’”

Curiouser and curiouser. Needless to say, I guess they were well served to wait this thing out.

Either that or Ennis got a huge fucking payday to change her story.

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18 Responses to We Interrupt The Draft to Say, Whaaaaaaaaat?

  1. Winder says:

    Bullshit begets bullshit. Foster just better stay out of trouble. I for one am very glad. We still have to wait and see what the DA is gonna do.

  2. alleykat69 says:

    I want Tremaine Edmunds bad, he’s the pick in my book. Just his overall size 6’4 250 a Beast who can play inside are out sideline to sideline.Comes from great pedigree as well.His old man Ferrel played TE for 8 years making the pro bowl twice for the Fins. Both Tremaine’s brothers are coming out as well in this draft, crazy 😜!!

  3. NJ49er says:

    Scale of 1-10….Chances the Cat Fight Video occurred after the check cleared?
    Someone check for an LLC connected to Jed & Co since the incident was first reported too.
    Can’t make this sh!t up…..SMH.

  4. Flavor says:

    He’s still gonna get suspended….

  5. Berger says:

    I don’t care if we have a guy we get out of prison to play on Sundays. After the games he goes back. My exception to the rule is if you are abusing children or women I don’t want you on my team. I’m glad to hear this. I hope it is true.

  6. unca_chuck says:

    The weapon charge was dismissed, right? If the woman isn’t going to come forward, and they have no evidence that shows he did it, what do they suspend Foster for? Having a crazy girlfriend?

    These things are hard enough to prove anyway without all the extra bullshit thrown in. Whatevs. Glad they didn’t throw him to the proverbial wolves. I guess.

    Anyhow, it’s draft day!!!

    • Winder says:

      He has still got the pot case and they suspended Elliot for 6 games and he wasn’t charged either

      • unca_chuck says:

        There were a shit-ton of witnesses to Elliott’s transgression. And since the NFL is now in the investigation business, what do they have to go on? Foster’s case has no witnesses other than he and the GF from what I can tell. I don’t know about what happened after the police call, the witnesses at the house, the trip to the hospital, the hospital visit, yadda yadda yadda, but if all that is unverifiable as to who did the deed, it’ll be hard to suspend him if the GF insists it wasn’t him.

        Maybe the NFL pays off witnesses to shoot down the GF’s story.

    • Lurker John says:

      I think the misdemeanor charge for possessing a “high capacity” magazine was dismissed, but there’s still the matter of being in possession of the dreaded “assault rifle,” something frowned upon in the People’s Republic of California.

  7. unca_chuck says:

    Still liking Tremaine Edmunds . . .

  8. Lurker John says:

    This is the danger of blowing off due process, like so many people happily do with an air of self righteousness. Assuming this latest development is true, hopefully we all learn from it and let future incidents play out like it should for everyone, in the criminal justice system. Trying people in the court of public opinion is a dangerous thing. Unfortunately, it’s the norm in the information age.


  9. Lurker John says:

    Edmunds and Foster in the middle spells trouble for the collective running games of NFC West rivals.

  10. Nipper says:

    Roger Goodell should get a chorus of boo’s if the experts are correct. That should be humorous to see. He looks and is a stuffed shirt front-man for the owners. Draft day is that way, a bunch of over-sized big guys in suits hugging the Commish. It would be a hoot if a chorus of boo’s rain down every damn time.

  11. unca_chuck says:

    He always does. Esp when he tampers with evidence from the investigatory arm of the NFL.

    The NFL should get out of the gumshoe business. And stop suspending players without due cause.

  12. unca_chuck says:

    Anyhow, new thread is up . . . draft day!!!

  13. Irish Kevin says:

    The Niners should just cut him loose. With the “me too” movement and the fact the NFL has been taking heat for the way they handle DV cases, the Niners need to cut him,!!

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