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Well, that was a let-down. Both QBs looked pretty overwhelmed, but Drake Maye was flat awful under the relentless Seattle pass rush. Say what you will about the Seahawks, but they have built a defense that is hands-down the best in the league. Their 4-man rush was way too much for the Patriots to handle, and when Seattle threw a blitz at them, it resulted in a sack, a fumble, a pick, or all of the above. Since their pass rush is so effective, they can run a nickel defense all the time and take away everything deep by playing their safeties back. They do play a defense similar to ours (4-3, short zone), but everyone on their D line applies pressure nearly every play and their LBs fill the gaps on just about every run.

It looked like this would be an 18-0 snoozer what with Seattle stalling out on all their drives to the 20, but Sourdough Sam got one TD in the 4th quarter, and their defense got another one late. So, in reality, NE’s offense got 1 more TD than Seattle’s. Huzzah.

But the game was littered with missed passes on both sides. Maye hit one long gainer but otherwise was awful. HE was seeing ghosts. NE couldn’t run for shit either, but Seattle (and their MVP Kenneth Walker) set the tone early with a couple big runs and they kicked their way to a 19-0 lead into the 4th and coasted it out. All in all a real snoozer. All the shots around the Bay Area looked great, tho.

Didn’t see the halftime drama as the puppy needed a walk. Did the world end? Did Bad Bunny burn a flag? According to Twitter, the NFL will be forced to shut down due to the negative reaction by trillions of people. In other words, the basement dwellers weren’t happy but the rest of the world went “Whatevs. It’s a halftime show.” No nipples were harmed in this year’s production, so there’s that.

AI sez Bad Bunny got 136 million viewers, and Kid Rock got 5 mill.

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41 Responses to Super Bore LXzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  1. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Been pretty bummed since Seattle hammered us and really haven’t been interested in any of the SB hype. All the sports writers except a couple from the Athletic are pissing me off with all their total bullshit and it will only get worse until the draft actually happens. yippi. However I am ready for ST and it’s one of my favorite times of year. Go Giants.

  2. bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:

    25 million views of trust. Msny were with multiple viewers on one screen . Andrew Colvet of trust says in day or two the advertising officials may come up with final viewer count of up to 2.5 that.

    bottom line the owner cabal of elitist globalist jackasses that are against mass deportations and for mass immigration shoved in the Big majority throats. This will further kneecap what’s left of mainstream media.

    the cabal sees bigger money in expanding into the rest of western hemisphere. Most of the cabal are wall street journal globalist types and will.pay the price in November.

    Dig it up but I read that the pats owner Kraft did some masseuse pedophilia. Came out the same time deshaun Watson masseuse stuff came out in public.

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      lol. funny thing is, Trump is still woefully behind Obama in deportations.

    • 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

      From memory Kraft was pinched for solicitation, young women at a local massage parlor organized by the owner/madam. It wasn’t under age but was young. Not the best look.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        Yeah, just your standard rub-n-tug. The madem was 50 I heard. No issue with underage girls, but the trafficking thing is still part of the problem. And that was the intent of the bust.

  3. bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:

    tpusa not trust

  4. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    In the end Sourdough Sam gets the last laugh going to a SB ahead of any QB in his 2018 draft that included,Mayfield,AllenJackson and the other forgettable Josh Rosen..

    So he doesn’t have to deal with I’m seeing Ghosts anymore but just his face reflection on the Lombardi Trophy!

    Side-note..Now Maye has to deal with his comment “I’ve got Nothing “

    • djloo27's avatar djloo27 says:

      Remember when Lee Maye led the NL with 44 doubles in 1964? How improbable was that when you think of who was in the league at that time? Nothing on Earth upsets me more than people who confuse him with Lee May…

  5. bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:

    Bad Bunny’s Spanish lyrics were translated to English and they were much worse than previously thought:

    Lyrics from Bad Bunny's song featuring playful and provocative themes about romance and desire, highlighting a mix of humor and intimacy.
    Bad Bunny lyrics (1)
    • bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:
      Lyrics excerpt from a song featuring playful themes about attraction and confidence, emphasizing body positivity and fun interactions.
      Bad Bunny lyrics (2)

      Congressman Randy Fine (FL) called on the FCC to take action, including fines and broadcast license reviews against the NFL, NBC and Bad Bunny.

      Rep. Fine’s statement:

      You can’t say the f-word on live TV.

      • bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:

        Bad Bunny”‘s disgusting halftime show was illegal.

        Had he said these lyrics — and all of the other disgusting and pornographic filth in English on live TV, the broadcast would have been pulled down and the fines would have been enormous.

        Puerto Ricans are Americans and we all live by the same rules.

        We are sending BrendanCarrFCC a letter calling for dramatic action, including fines and broadcast license reviews, against the NFL, NBC, and “Bad Bunny.”

        Lock them up.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        Did you blush? How did you manage?

  6. bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:
    Lyrics excerpt from a song featuring playful themes about attraction and confidence, emphasizing body positivity and fun interactions.
    Bad Bunny lyrics (2)

    Congressman Randy Fine (FL) called on the FCC to take action, including fines and broadcast license reviews against the NFL, NBC and Bad Bunny.

    Rep. Fine’s statement:

    You can’t say the f-word on live TV.

  7. Paul Sorensen's avatar Paul Sorensen says:

    New England shouldn’t really have even been at that game; they have some good talent, but not quite ready for prime town. Now they can see what they’re missing and need to do going forward. Huge upside for that team, if they fix some things. Their first 3 picks in the draft need to be OL, and then another OL, and then one more OL….

    • bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:

      jay-z selects the

      performers for the Super Bowl since his company, Roc Nation, partnered with the NFL in 2019.

      Notice a pattern:

      No Whites

      I picked this up from a comment, the current FCC will be all over this. NFL commercials are very non-white male

      all of the soon to be defendants have deep pockets

  8. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    I listen to some music that can be risqué, see Zappa, Frank. What I am reading about the Bad Bunny lyrics is disgusting. Roger Goodell needs to be held accountable. It is actually embarrassing to be an NFL fan after reading what he was singing on the most watched of the year. I think it is time to do away with the halftime show.

    • 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

      Its time to end the deal with RocNation. I’m tired of all the rap and music aimed at teenagers. I know they are trying to hook the next generation of fans but that show yesterday was way over the top.

      Watching a guy prance around holding his Johnson and singing in another language apparently about sex is for me jumping the shark.

      Are there no talented acts that are PG13 instead of rated R while the young kids are sitting on the coach with grandpa learning about the game?

      I’m not quite at the get off my lawn stage but is there no depth that can’t be sunk to?

      America’s game my ass.

      • bakkentom's avatar bakkentom says:

        By the end of Sunday night, the TPUSA broadcast had surpassed 20 million total views, and by the following morning it reached approximately 24 million views on YouTube alone, with an estimated total of 40 million-plus views when all major platforms are included.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        Michael Jackson did that 30 years ago. Janet Jackson whipped out her titty 20 years ago. A 55 year old Madonna humped and grinded the stage in her act 12 years ago. Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, whatevs.

        I guess we should go back to Up With People. I really don’t get the backlash for this. The NFL is all about growing the brand around the world. He’s the world’s biggest star.

        We’re playing a game in fucking Australia later this year. How’s that for growing the brand? Maybe AC/DC can do the next halftime show.

        Who would you recommend? I don’t gave a rat’s ass who they get. I’d watch AC/DC. Or the Foo Fighters. Maybe they can round up the surviving member of the Beatles, Stones, and the Who for one final send-off.

        Otherwise who gives a fuck?

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        I’m sure it was more like 11 trillion viewers, Tom. They obviously got more than the 115 million viewers that Bad Rodent did.

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      Gasp!!!! I bet 3/4 of the spanish speaking watchers couldn’t hear what the fuck Dead Rodent was singing. Talk about fake outrage.

      I DON’T LIKE THE SUPER BOWL ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!

      I got a $40.00 bill says you can’t make me cum.
      You just can’t do it
      So I whipped off my bloomers and stiffened my thumb
      And supplied rotation on a sugar plum.

      As he stumbled on his cock
      He was delighted as it stiffened
      And ripped right through his sock

      Oh, St. Alphonzo will be proud of me
      He shouted down the block

      Gawd.

  9. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Another Niner player was shot.

    Keion White was shot in the ankle at 4am, he had surgery already.

  10. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    So the Niners have to lead the League in gun shot wounded players right?With RB Brian Robinson Jr,Ricky Pearsall,and Keion White? Can’t blame the substation on this one..

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Jesus. that’s 3 players now.

    Like I said, no nipples were harmed in the half time show.

    You really think kids are watching this? Or translating it? Bad Rodent mumbled through the whole thing.

    How many ED, beer, cancer drug, depression, or scabies ads did they watch to get to the halftime show?

    Yeah, I wish we had the wholesome Kid Rock!!! Or every other rock band that touts sleeping with underage girls. Which is all of them.

    You can call me Tex
    Rollin’ sunset women with a bottle of becks
    See a slimmy in a vette
    Roll down my glass
    That is my dick
    Right in yo’ ass!

    Cuss like a sailor
    Drink like a mick
    My only words of wisdom are
    Suck my dick!

    Or this beauty:

    Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage,
    see some say that’s statutory but I say that’s mandatory

    • 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

      Im not a fan of those lyrics either Chuck but the difference is he cant sing that at the SB because of the profanity.

      Bad Bunny apparently did it in Spanish although I dont know where these translations are coming from or if they are accurate. If the translations are accurate then the NFL is culpable.

      I guess my biggest beef is that the tradition of SB has been eroded and the standard lowered to the point where America’s game is now “entertained” at half time in Spanish by some dude waiving his home countries flag and holding his gonads.

      This is where someone decides to call me racist or whatever but for me it’s “when in Rome do as the Roman’s do” If I watch a French sporting event I expect to see French entertainers.

      This is the USA, our language is English, and American football is just that, American.

      What’s next? Will we have the various countries of the world’s musical stars do the halftime show? Lots of Chinese people, thats a big potential market or how about India?

      Just sayin.

  12. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Excited about the latest Giants news. Specifically, the Gmen have signed Luis Arraez. That fills the hole we had at 2nd base and equally important, Arraez is a three-time batting champ.

    That being said, I AM FUCKING PISSED THAT THE GIANTS DID NOT RESIGN VERLANDER FOR A PIDDLY $13 MILLION! Just heard he’s going back to the Tigers. Easily worth $13 million.

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      Yeah, that was pretty much a no-brainer, but he’ll fall off the clff at some point

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

        I don’t doubt that he’ll be finished eventually either. However, last season he was mostly nails, although snake bit with bad luck, combined by our poor hit/run support. He deserved better than his record showed.

        No idea how or why Buster allowed him to sign with Detroit??? In fact, I believe they are getting him for $2 million less than what the Gmen paid him last year.

  13. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    I could give 2 shits about Bugs Bunny, Bad Bunny, whatever . . . Sheesh, I have ignored the half time show since college bands use to be the entertainment. By the same token, I get tired of shit for brains, Trump, criticizing athletes, singers, actors, fill in the blank – because it doesn’t conform with whatever he likes or wants.

    Besides, Trump’s thoughts are about as well organized as a monkey shit fight at the zoo; and, his job performance is less than zero.

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yeah, as far as baseball goes, everyone in the National League is fighting for spots 2-6. The Dogs will continue to rule the league.

    Until it shuts down for 5 years after the CBA runs out on 2026.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Oh how I miss this. Not.

    The only ones I watched were the Who, the Stones, Prince, Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson Chili Peps, and Aerosmith.

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Fuck the EMFs. This stadium must be built over some sacred Ohlone burial grounds.

    We might as well bubble wrap all the players and coaches. and store them in a bunker in Nevada.

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