Game 1 – Schrödinger’s Calf

It is hurt? Is it not hurt? Either way, the the calf, uh cat will be out of the bag tomorrow once the game starts, if not earlier. Not sure if this is gamesmanship on the part of the 49ers, or simply nothing, as CMC said himself yesterday, or a bigger problem like last year.

Hearing ‘calf’ send alarm bells in my head given the achilles issues, but hey, that’s me. Anyhow, this should be a good test for our offense. Regardless of CMC, Seattle has a soft interior line, so we look to run. Then again, Seattle has a solid run game themselves so they look to do the same.

Their defense isn’t spectacular in any stretch, but they are decent. We don’t know what we are on D. To win this game it may just come down to who makes the mistakes on offense. With or without CMC our offense should be able to move the ball. Red zone? Well, that’s where we missed CMC the most.

Seattle? They have Slinging Sourdough Sam Ginger Darnold. But they don’t have DK Metcalfe. We need to get on top early and pressure Darnold. He’s not gonna run like Wilson, or even Geno, so just force him to fuck up.

Niners 28-20. No fucking FGs.

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97 Responses to Game 1 – Schrödinger’s Calf

  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Shanny spelling CMC is about 2 years too late but yeah.

  2. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Kyle going conservative, interception and let’s run the ball only

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Throwing away 1st downs.

  4. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Sigh, special teams is going to cost us this game

  5. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Can’t blame Moody for that one, but…

  6. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    An entire off season to fix special teams. Yet, deja vu all over again. Inexcusable…

  7. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Saleh went soft on 3rd and 4. Bad call. Sick of this soft shit.

    Esp with Darnold. Pressure him like we did and he sucks.

  8. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    D needs to do more than 4 guys. They aren’t getting home.

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Really bad calls there. You fucking go play action on 2nd and 2. Or a bootleg. SOMETHING misdirection rather than the obvious.

  10. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Throwing away another 1st and goal.

  11. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    I had my eyes closed

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Shanahan’s play calling in the red zone hasn’t changed.

    It is fucking awful.

    Purday was a touch behind Pearsall and it cost him the TD.

  13. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Should be 16-10

  14. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Made 1 of 3 EZ field goals. You can’t win games with a dysfunctional kicking game.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    D is on point. Shanny is sucking in the red zone. Again.

  16. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Purdy trying to do too much, but of course Kyle will take it out of his hands and run the ball

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Stupid for Purdy. Read the blog, fuck-o.

  18. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    what is Purdy looking at, both interceptions 100% bad throws into covered receiver’s.

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Game’s in Purdy’s hands.

  20. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Single coverage throws are much better.

  21. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    This is another Kyle problem, he doesn’t play with any urgency, sitting in the huddle letting the clock run. You already are having trouble in the red zone. Get down there and score a TD, especially since your kicker is not reliable

  22. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Can’t believe Seattle didn’t go 4th and 1.

  23. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Shocking. 1st and goal and a run up the middle with CMC.

    Shanny is no fucking genius.

  24. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    In shocking news Jennings is hurt his first game back after a not hold out.

  25. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Once again, that’s a perfect 1st down call. On 2nd down.

  26. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I’ll take dumb luck for $600, Alex.

  27. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    The Niners should not lose this game

  28. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Hoooooooooooooooooooo!

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