Game 1 – Schrödinger’s Calf

It is hurt? Is it not hurt? Either way, the the calf, uh cat will be out of the bag tomorrow once the game starts, if not earlier. Not sure if this is gamesmanship on the part of the 49ers, or simply nothing, as CMC said himself yesterday, or a bigger problem like last year.

Hearing ‘calf’ send alarm bells in my head given the achilles issues, but hey, that’s me. Anyhow, this should be a good test for our offense. Regardless of CMC, Seattle has a soft interior line, so we look to run. Then again, Seattle has a solid run game themselves so they look to do the same.

Their defense isn’t spectacular in any stretch, but they are decent. We don’t know what we are on D. To win this game it may just come down to who makes the mistakes on offense. With or without CMC our offense should be able to move the ball. Red zone? Well, that’s where we missed CMC the most.

Seattle? They have Slinging Sourdough Sam Ginger Darnold. But they don’t have DK Metcalfe. We need to get on top early and pressure Darnold. He’s not gonna run like Wilson, or even Geno, so just force him to fuck up.

Niners 28-20. No fucking FGs.

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97 Responses to Game 1 – Schrödinger’s Calf

  1. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Unreal

  2. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    I /bet Kyle is calling Lynch right now. Get me a fucking kicker

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Shanny should have called time.

    And now we are gonna let them score.

    They are worried about the Minnesota game last year.

  4. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Ha. Who could have predicted Moody would miss a chip shot? Everybody.

    Shanny is a complete dope on this issue. Get some kicker they surely have on the speed dial and cut Moody loose, like they should have done 6 weeks ago, if not in the off season. Shanny risks pissing off the whole team by keeping this guy.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    And their guy hits from 48.

  6. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Moody is just not a NFL kicker, I don’t care what he did in college that had the Niners drafting him

  7. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Kyle had better figure out what to do with the blitz Seattle is doing, you don’t want your $265 million QB running for his life

  8. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Shanahan has to go for it on 4th down from anywhere within field goal range for the rest of this game and dump this headcase right after the game.

    There’s no easier FG than the one Moody just missed. Inexcusible.

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Everyone knows that crossing route.

  10. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    They need more heat on Darnold

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Shanny spelling CMC is about 2 years too late but yeah.

  12. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Kyle going conservative, interception and let’s run the ball only

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Throwing away 1st downs.

  14. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Sigh, special teams is going to cost us this game

  15. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Can’t blame Moody for that one, but…

  16. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    An entire off season to fix special teams. Yet, deja vu all over again. Inexcusable…

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Saleh went soft on 3rd and 4. Bad call. Sick of this soft shit.

    Esp with Darnold. Pressure him like we did and he sucks.

  18. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    D needs to do more than 4 guys. They aren’t getting home.

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