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Lifelong SF 49ers and SF Giants fan

Meet the New Offense, Same as the Old Offense?

Reports out of 4949 Centennial Blvd. is that the 49ers are instituting a much more up-tempo offense. Jim Tomsula is stressing tempo tempo tempo. their first play from their first scrimmage was a screen pass. Can I get an amen? … Continue reading

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Justin Smith Retires

Not sure why he made this a 4-month decision, but Justin Smith decided to retire at the age of 35. No word from him yet, but a tougher guy on any team would be pretty hard to find. A five-time pro-bowler, … Continue reading

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How the Mighty Have Fallen

Click back to a year ago, and the 49ers were one of the top-ranked teams in the league. No.2 in fact. The Harbaugh-to-Cleveland rumors hadn’t surfaced, and the whole behind-the-scenes nightmare of innuendo hadn’t surfaced either. What happened? Well, we … Continue reading

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Draft Picks Are All (Mostly) Signed

The 49ers wasted little time (hello Michael Crabtree) in signing their draft picks, minus Arik Amsted. he apparently has some academic issues and must wait until the end of his last quarter at Oregon. Which happens to be early June. … Continue reading

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One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONNIE!! Or, the George Thorogood school of thought. To paraphrase: Everybody funny Now, you funny.too The media in general, and especially locally, seem to be making a case that the 49ers are all of a sudden a lousy team … Continue reading

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Police Blotter News

Ahmad Brooks is the latest player accused of sexual assault. TMZ says it has video of Brooks sexually assaulting a passed-out woman. Funny thing is, this is the same woman who accused Ray McDonald. The story is she hit her … Continue reading

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Draft Picks and UDFAs

Per the rest of this busy sports weekend, here are the newest 49ers, draft and UDFA: 1 (17). Arik Armstead, DL, Oregon 2 (14). Jaquiski Tartt, S, Samford 3 (15). Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia 4 (18). Blake Bell, TE, Oklahoma … Continue reading

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